keluarga gue lagi terjangkit sebuah virus yang aneh.

tidak berbahaya, tapi cukup menyebabkan kegitingan² tersendiri.

 

virus maen spider solitaire :|

 

honestly!

bokap, gue dan adek gue lagi tergila² maen solitaire! nyokap gue sih ... yah, masih dengan orlando-bloom-syndrome-nya [technophobe]. dengan narsisnya, gue bilang gue yang paling mending stadiumnya, secara gue lebih addicted sama skrip novel dan slash fanfic² yang gue temukan *nyodok gulungan tisu segulungan2nya ke lobang idung*

*extravaganza mode in on* buseeettt ...

itu bokap gue yang kalo maen tuh sampe dikunciin sama nyokap gue! huauhauahuaha ... no, really, mate! bokap tuh kan bisa leluasa maen kalo udah malem ya, di mana nyokap udah siyap² tidur dan anak²nya lagi pada mesum sama pelm² di tipi atopun dipidi nonton tipi. dan ya udah dong, secara kalo main emang adiktip banget ni maenan, nyokap tuh yang kalo udah di atas jam sembilan bokap belom masuk kamar dikunciin aja. hahahah ... gue ama adek gue yang ketawa² giting liat si babeh ngetok² kamar minta dibukain pintu. hihihih ... udah kejadian berapa kali tuh.

 

kalo adek gue ... dia jadi parasit di kamar gue :|

yeah, udah beberapa malem ini doi tidur di kamar gue, bersama otannya tercinta ituh.

 

 

 

uh ... adek gue yang sebelah kanan ya ...

 

dah gitu ngatur lagi dia mo maen sampe jam berapa, minta disundul. tapi biasanya jam duabelasan gitu udah teler sih dia. biasanya gue membalas pengaturan itu dengan nyelipin kodok di bajunya muter sontreknya lotr kalo tidur. konon dia takut banget denger ni album malem². huahauuauah!!!!! gimana kalo gue denger sontreknya dracula ya?? mimpi buruk kali dia! pantesan kalo gue tidur sambil denger ni album, koq pas pagi² udah mati aja boombox gue. kaga biasanya. ternyata doi yang matiin karena ketakutan. hihihih.

oh, kalo engga tu gorden kamar gue buka dikit di tengah²nya, soalnya pas pagi² tuh sinar matahari pagi seger banget ngena ke mukanya! wuahahahah!!! berasa dong pagi² lagi tidur enak² ada yang terang² gitu di muka. huhauhahua!!! pernah dah gue ngerasain tuh pas masih di adeled sono! butek banget mata rasanya!

 

btw, gue udah potong rambut. nope, ga jadi kaya john rzeznik, secara gue ga ada proper image of that fabulous hair. boro² dia, steven tyler juga ga ada! susah banget nemu potonya oom steven yang rambutnya pas lagi keren dan terlihat jelas! gaahh ... so i went for keira knightley's domino.

 

 

yeah, kaya gitu, pixie lucu gitu, tapi gue minta ga sependek itu. tau jadinya kaya gimana? natalie imbruglia's torn. minus the shaggy cut. whoa. tapi tetep aja poninya kependekan. duh, ini juga kalo ga dicatok bakal kaya rambut hobbit gitu! [kemajuanlah mo, dari aragorn jadi hobbit, besok² dwarf ya ... ]. maybe i'll give it some of my own touch later on.

 

ada satu komen dari temen gue, me'eng, yang ngena banget tentang novel gue. it goes something like this, "mate, i think your story's superb, but one thing i don't like ... you write in bahasa! why don't you do it in english?"

ya emang sih, kalo gue boleh, tu nopel juga gue eksekusi dalam bahasa inggris, sayangku. yah kadang aneh juga gitu loh pake bahasa indo. God, i'm a terrible indonesian, ain't i? ga tau kenapa, mungkin karna settingnya bukan di indo ato emang ... gue lebih bisa mengexplor emosi orang pake bahasa inggris or samting.

 

dan bener aja, beberapa dialog gue ganti jadi basa inglish, dan tu cerita jadi lebih nyaho aja gitu loh. stres juga gue. lebih stres lagi pas gue coba bikin versi bahasa inglishnya. secara gue bercita² menerbitkan unrated-uncensored-english version-nya someday.

 

dan here, i'll give a paragraph, and do your review.

 

'Hai, aku Vincent. Senang bertemu kalian.'

 

Pemalu.

Itu kesan pertama yang didapat Dorian tentang teman barunya. Vincent terlihat agak menunduk, dan tangan kanannya sesekali bergerak ke belakang lehernya. Tetapi ketika Vincent mengangkat wajahnya ke arah Dorian, dia merasakan adanya getaran aneh di badannya. Dorian melihat aktor yang baru datang itu adalah seorang lelaki tampan dengan rambut coklat muda yang agak berantakan, kulit yang sedikit terbakar matahari, senyum nakal dan mata ungu yang indah. Ungu? Benarkah itu ungu? Walaupun Vincent berdiri hampir sepuluh meter dari meja Dorian, tetapi kenapa dia tahu kalau lelaki itu memiliki mata berwarna ungu? Entahlah, mungkin itu hanya halusinasi liar milik Dorian.

 

Bagaimana dengan degup jantungnya? Degup jantungnya yang tiba-tiba menjadi tiga kali lebih cepat dari biasanya. Jantungnya seolah memukul-mukul rongga dadanya, seperti seekor binatang buas yang ingin melepaskan diri dari kandangnya. Dorian takut dadanya akan meledak karena ulah jantungnya.

 

Apakah itu halusinasi juga?

 

Dorian berpura-pura meneruskan sarapannya, ketika dia menyadari kalau Vincent sedang membalas tatapannya. Dia tidak ingin teman-temannya melihat pipinya yang memerah atau mendengar jantungnya yang masih berdegup kencang. Terutama oleh Gabriel yang duduk di sebelahnya.

 

bandingkan dengan ... ini ...

 

'Hello, I'm Vincent. I'm really delighted to meet you all.'

 

Shy.

That was Dorian's first impression of his new co-star. Vincent was looking slightly downward, and his right hand kept on brushing the back of his neck. But when the new actor lifted up his face to Dorian's sight, he felt an uneasy tremble all over his body. Dorian learned that the fresh actor in the project was a handsome man, with shaggy brown hair, tanned skin, naughty smile and gorgeous purple eyes. Was that really purple? Vincent was standing almost ten metres from Dorian, how did he know that the man had purple eyes? He could never tell, maybe it was merely his hallucination.

 

What about his heartbeat? Which suddenly became thrice faster than usual? Dorian's heart was beating his chest, as like a violent beast willing to release himself from a cage. The young man feared that his breast would explode because of what his heart doing.

 

Was that a hallucination as well?

 

Dorian pretended to keep eating his breakfast, when he realised that Vincent stared back at him. He wouldn't fancy his alliances found out that he was blushing or heard that his heart had beaten faster. Especially by Gabriel, who was sitting next to him.

 

well?

personally i like the english version better.

aw, shite ...

 

btw, lagunya justin timberlake yang sexy back seksyeh bener yaaaaaaakkkkk???

gue suka banget tu lagu. sama gue lagi nyari² melody club yang electric nih. lucu banget deh tu lagu saya suka.

 

ohiya! ada yang udah ke senayan citybelom? udah ya? berarti emang gue yang tertinggal. hiks ... gini, gini, di situ kan ada toko versace baru mo buka ... nah, biasanya di mol² gitu kalo toko mo buka kan dipasangin triplek bergambarkan advertisement toko itu yah? nah di versace ini tuh ... ad posternya .... JONATHAN RHYS-MEYEEEEERRRRRSSSSS!!!!

 

yes, mun! THE jonathan rhys-meyers! ya owloh!!! ada dua, yang satu tuh dia gedeeeeeeeeeee banget mukanya, make sunnies, trus yang satunya full body. aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggghhh!!! pengen gue kletekin trus bawa pulaaanggg!!!!! *crut!*

eh berarti gue salah ya mun, waktu kita bercinta sama kapiten jekbareng adek gue dan ijun kan gue bilang si jonathan jadi model calvin klein. berarti salah, yang bener jadi modelnya versace. oops ...

 

 

btw, inget yang gue bilang bryan nyanyiin lagunya aerosmith? ternyata salah. itu lagu beatles. jeger! ketauan deh gue taunya lagu bitles yang ntu² ajah. huahuaha .. bikin malu, padahal adek gue temenan ama john lennon versi asia.

 

galaaaaa ... dimana kamu, nak? kapan main ke rumah lagi? kapan aku diajak keliling jakarta naik vespamu yang cihuy itu?

 

 

 

 

he's so cute, innee?

[jangan gr dulu kau, nak!]

 

gorgeous, innit?

gue bisa aja sih ngejelasin apanya yg nyaho sama cerita gue .. tapi ntar spoiler dong? hehehe. yah pokoknya gitu deh. adalah hintnya di poem itu. apa gue kasih judul communion aja yah? moga² viggo ga marah judul poemnya gue pake sakarepe dewe. tapi kalo dia marah, boleh lho dateng ke rumahku dan marah² ato apalah yang lain... ahohoho .. dan tolong elfboynya jangan ketinggalan ya. hihiihiihihih ...

*siyap² lilin beraroma sensual nan bitchy, bantal² eksotis, rapikan tempat tidur dan pasang hendikem*

 

spiking bout lotr, viggo, elfboy ... gila, gue kangen banget nonton ni pelm atu [yes, people, buat gue lotr adalah one big, fabulous, brilliant, GAY movie!]. tapi gue pen nonton jebret dari fellowship sampe return of the king! huhu. dan secara fellowship gue masih di temen gue, reza, saya belom mau melakukannya! *perfseksionis* ntar orgasme gue ga afdol dong nonton cuma dari two towers, mana return of the kingnya bajagan pula. jadi inget pas nonton rotk extended di rumah si akang [didiet] pas ulang taon dia. waktu itu yg nonton ada beliau, ino, ikke, apung dan sodara²nya didiet gituh. wah .. seru pisan deh! rame banget, gue ama ikke sampe pulang jam 12an gitu kali tuh [makasih ino udah nganterin].

 

 

trus pas nonton di byoskopnya juga! wahahahah ... ini lebih mantabh kali ya? janji ngumpul jam 1, eh baru cabutnya jam 4 sore aja dong. gara² si shinthong kudu nungguin emaknya arisan gitu di rumahnya. hahaha. waktu itu yang nonton ... yah seperti biasa ada gue dan ino [sampe dikatain paket hemat sama dyah, tapi emang bener sih ... kalo ngumpul² mo jalan gitu gue ama ino judulnya sepaket, secara kita bedua rumahnya paling deketan. kadang bareng ikke juga. wah ceria pisan deh!], shinthong, ikke, budi, dyah, willy, citroz, adek gue. wah, itu tuh kita nontonnya yg bener² pas rotk baru turun di byoskop langsung ngejar gitu. last samurai sama master and commander yang ga ditengok gituh! [emang ga minat sih] pertama ke djakarta theater. penuh! sampe yg jam terakhir juga penuh! trus akhirnya shinthong yg merasa berdosa nelponin byoskop² nanyain mana yg masih ada tempat di studio buat 9 orang gila! akhirnya ... megaria! huahuauha. murah meriah bo! dan kita dapet aja gitu tempat duduk di paling depan, pojogan sebelah kiri :|

 

kita kebagian yang jam 8 malem, dan pas itu tuh baru jam 6an gitu. akhirnya kita makan dulu. somay di stasiun cikini. hihhi. duh, seru banget! jadi kangen. kapan ya nonton keroyokan lagi kaya gitu? kayanya udah susah nih sekarang soalnya pada sibug masing². huhuhu. gue, ikke, shinthong aja yg dulu kemana² bareng, sekarang udah jarang ketemu betiga. dan somehow, gue malah bisa lebih sering janjian ma didiet ma ino. sesama pengangguran :| kapan nih kita jalan bareng lagi, bros? katanya mau ke rumah wari?

 

oh iya, lotr juga yg memperkenalkan gue dengan dunia ... GAY! mwahahahah! serius! gila, kalo gue dulu ga iseng nonton fellowhip of the ring di malam minggu yang ga ada kerjaan itu, mungkin sampe sekarang gue masih rada² homophobe kali ya? [ato mungkin emang udah takdir gue kaya gini? seperti kata mun? :p ]

well, blame it on aragorn and legolas.

 

 

mereka tuh kaya ... kaya shinichi ama ran! mulder and scully! the feelings are so there, mate! tapi mereka yg rada² sungkan gitu mengungkapkannya! duh, pengen gue jedugin aja deh tu bedua.

tapi yah ironisnya, tu karakter dua juga karakter paporit gue di pelm ini. aragorn yang cowoq banget, buluk, butek, belel, kumel, lusuh, tapi koq bisa tetep keren, ganteng nan nafsuin ya? dan legolas yg ... well, cantik, metro [mwahahaha!], bersih nan rapi. kontras aja dong! tapi gue suka dua²nya. gimana tuh? emang dasar elu, mo, selera koq kaya pedang [iyalah! masa gue nafsu ama sarungnya??], dua sisi yg berbeda dalam satu benda. dan tau wujut aselinya aragorn dan legolas ... halah, kejadian deh tu orang dua. viggo yang kadang ga inget umur, orlando yg pecicilan ga jelas gitu. ada yg salah deh sama tu orang dua gue rasa. but they're really great muse, y'know? gara² viggo noh, gue jadi demen ama yg namanya nulis poetry whatsoever itu. yep, viggo sebagai inspirasi dan orlando sebagai muse, what a great team we've made.

*nerusin siyap² lilin beraroma sensual nan bitchy, bantal² eksotis, rapikan tempat tidur dan hendikem*

 

 

oh, dan begitu gue nonton extrasnya ... koq kayaya ga cuma aragorn sama legolas ya yg maen piling. koq viggo ma orlandonya juga! hahahaha!

 

yep, pemikiran simpel itulah yang mengenalkan gue sama gerombolan arisan gembira itu. adrian, me'eng, mun, didie, dan lain lain.

obrolan gila di kafegaul, yang keterusan di real life ... dan sampe sekarang, gue udah ketemuan sama adrian, me'eng ... ketemuan BANGET sama mun! dan sering curhat² nista sama didie [sampe janjian mo tinggal bersama di masa depan, and having a hella gay time] ... all thanx to one fabulous and gay movie called lord of the rings.

 

so, ga salah dong, kalo gue cinta banget sama ni pelm ya? Hehehehe.

 

jadi ... ada yang berbaik hati membelikanku dvd original lord of the rings: return of the king special extended edition?

 

eh iya, spiking about viggo, ada yang udah nonton history of violence? filmnya viggo yang oh-so-american-and-violent itu. gue ga tau sih bener ato engga, soalnya sampe detik ini gue belom nonton sampe abis tu film. padahal tu dipidi keparat nangkring manis aja dong di atasnya patrick saban malem. sumpah, gue ga kuat iman nontonnya! oke, mungkin ini spoiler for you perverts out there *ngelirik tajem ke mun* tapi ... aslilah itu sex scene di awal film! that lucky bitch by the name of maria bello got an oral sex from viggo! damn you, woman!

 

gue pernah cerita ga sih kesan² pertama gue liat sex scene di a perfect murder? viggo vs. gwyneth paltrow? that was fucking hot. kerasa banget kalo itu sex yang terlarang. as loki of dogma would say, nobody would have sex with his/her wife/husband like that! and i love that sex scene! a lot! tapi kemaren gue liat viggo vs. maria bello. SHIT! sumpah gue nafsu banget sama viggo pas di adegan dia dengan wajah ngebayangin orlando nakal itu menjawab pertanyaan, 'what are you doing?' dengan satu kata, 'nothing.' padahal tu tangan dengan aktifnya melepas knickersnya si bello!

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!!

yang bikin gue tambah nafsu tuh, itu dialog singkat sama kaya yg udah gue tulis di nopel gue! watdehel? syalan ... tapi emang epeknya beda kalo yang ngomong viggo.

argh stres gue. dan sampe sekarang gue belom berhasil namatin tu pelm! secara jam nonton bokep film dengan rating di atas PG-13 gue tu malem², dan gue tengah malem buta disodorin tampang viggo yang kaya gini???

 

 

*licked the monitor*

 

*CROT!*

 

 

before i start, i would like to deliver my deepest condolences to steve irwin’s family. he’s an amazing man. funny, wild, crazy, sincere, honest. i watched the crocodile hunter every now and then, and i think steve made his own way to make people realised that sometimes we treated animals badly. they have the right to live with us on earth, this is their planet as well. see, using animals for amusement such as circus and the kinds of bull-fight might not be the best way of introducing them to people. they might look cute and smart when they’re on the act, but ever try to imagine what happened before? say, during the training and all? what you saw in some movies probably not all lying. they did went through a hard time practising all things they have to do on the stage. all those crazy things you saw steve irwin did in his shows, that’s how he tried to get our attention so we could learn about the existence of animals on earth.

 

rest in peace, mate, i’m sure you’ll be happy playing around with so many animals up there. animals that you don’t have to worry they will be extinct.

 

 

right, most of you would think that i’m an absolute narcissist bastard for making this entry. but i don’t care. i am a narcissist bastard, and i don’t care. i just want to share with you, who care enough to read this entry.

 

since i was little, it always amazed me when my friends asked, ‘how come you’re so good in english?’ and i was like, ‘are you kidding me? my grammar’s crap and i don’t know what i’m talking about most of the time!’ okay, maybe most of you will think that was a lie, cuz obviously, i could write poetry in english, i could write stories in english, and i made this entry in english. but that, my friend, is one thing called practice, from my point of view.

 

maybe what get me started with english was … i always fascinated by languages. mostly european languages. english, french, spanish, german, dutch, russian … elvish (hey, elvish got finnish roots, you know?). they got this certain exoticism in each one of them. probably that was also the accent, i don’t know. but i found learning languages is exciting. even though, i admit, i’m crap without teacher (hence, i don’t know how could i survive with learning elvish!). but there you go, one fact that probably a start why i could cope with english.

 

after that, came the practice. as we all know, practice makes pervert. perfect! practice makes perfect! and writing was one of them. if you got a foreign language base, try to practice it with someone else. preferably someone who’s better than you are on that language, so they could tell you where you do it wrong. watching foreign movies, reading foreign books were also one of them. hey, i even tried to find songs’s lyrics by listening to them! didn’t turn out really well at first, but i’m getting better. ha! now, with movies, i’d rather a movie got crappy indonesian subtitle and good english subs, than they got crappy english subs and better indonesian. whenever i bought a dvd here, i always ask to see the english subs.

it was fun, you know, to watch a movie with english subtitle!

 

later on, if you got used to on listening to english. try different accents. american, british, irish, scottish, russian, anything. accents added the fun! ever since the britpop invasion, i was fascinated by brit accents. so i watched loads of british movies, or any movies with british actors in it. name it, hugh grant, rupert everett, ewan mcgregor, gary oldman, orlando bloom, liam neeson, cillian murphy, stuart townsend, keira knightley, liz hurley, emma thompson, alan rickman, etc, etc, etc. the more you listen to their accents, the more you can distinguish which part of great britain they came. pierce brosnan, liam neeson, gary oldman, billy boyd, ewan mcgregor, they’re obviously from northern part. you could hear that they tend to have higher notch at the end of the sentences. now, orlando bloom, hugh grant, dominic monaghan, they’re from the southern, i think. notice that they’ve got softer accent (sexier for orlando, that is! God, that voice!).

 

but, i don’t know, i might be wrong about that, but it was fun to listen to accents. to be pretty honest, today i found it harder to listen to american accents than british.

 

oh, by reading, you could add up your vocabulary. read easy books first. take harry potter or the hobbit. they’ve got easier words than the such of … lord of the rings (i dunno, i think lotr was quite easy, it was just the thickness and the use of old english, perhaps?). or maybe dorian gray. that’s a good book, i tell ya.

 

so, yeah … i hope you haven’t vomitted there reading my entry. cuz i don’t care what’re you doing over there. i just wanna tell you that’s how i could survive with english. try it. english’s fun!

 

oh one more thing ... BE CONFIDENT!

 

 

my days were filled with stuart townsend.

 

 

[mun, i don’t care if this picture distracting you and your work. i want him here.]

 

i kid you not. in the past two or three days, i watched most of his movies. name it, queen of the damned, league of extra-spicy extraordinary gentlemen, about adam. even aeon flush flux, where he was only a cameo. someone’s passing by. no, really, of all them people living in the same city with aeon, why – oh God why – she has to bumped to that particular stuart townsend one? and frickin’ KISS him! with tongue?

 

okay, don’t mind me ... i was just a bit frustrated with that lovely lady, by the name of charlize theron. she got all the time in the world having him between her legs. and she’s all that lovely, down to earth, sexy, gorgeous girl. man, that stuey got a great taste in woman! unlike this guy called orlando bloom. he got viggo in his arms, and he let him go for that brotwos .... browosth ... borthwths ... watsisname girl.

 

nywayz, anybody seen about stuart adam? i just finished it, and i think it was a good movie. okay, i know, that stuart adam was a prick big time. but, wow ... man! if there’s anybody like that, i would like to meet him! i mean, he could made this girl, lucy [played by the annoying-face, kate hudson] falling head over heels for him, got all curiousity she’s got for him, and he even got her propose to him, for cryin’ out loud! then, he swoon her entire family! lucy’s mum adore him like a puppy, lucy’s younger sister got this huge feeling towards him, he made lucy’s older sister slept with him, and lucy’s brother turned half-gay after spending a night with him. oh my God! what kind of man is he?

 

so, stuart adam slept with lucy, laura [the younger sister] and alice [the older sister] altogether, but they only knew adam slept with lucy and themselves. lucy didn’t know what her fiancee did behind her back, laura didn’t know that adam also slept with alice. and alice finally find out about adam and laura at the very last minutes before he marries lucy. and, top this, on their wedding day, stuart adam manages to convince lucy that he doesn’t have to tell her what he doesn’t want to tell. so he could marries her without having to tell her about laura and alice. i mean, how wicked is that?

 

really, luv, that’s one hella of a movie now i finally understands what really happened. first time i watched it, i though that bloke is a prick big time. but now, watching all those bullshits he do and said to lucy’s sisters and brother. whoa ... now that is a womanizer! and stuart played adam perfectly well. those faces he got as adam, that ... that voice. God! i would fall for a man with that voice and that accent as well.

 

christ! i’ve got a cough! since that day i spend the night at my office. oh yes, you read it correctly, i spend an overnight at my office. doing this storyboard for the government or something. which later didn’t get thru, cuz my work-mate came in late for the due time. great! oh another news, i didn’t work there anymore. how could i after two weeks working with such crappy computer [my whole division agreed on this!] and am the only illustrator for them? thanx, but no thanx. enough is enough. and apparently, my boss got a kinda pissed off, i took two and a half days off for completing my application for this other newspaper. well, hello, mr, they offered better payment, they’ve got big name, and they’ve got better working hour [for me]. afternoon until midnight working hour, what could be better than that for a child of the night like me? right, i got feck the hell off them, and still waiting for this newspaper. i’m not regretting going out from there, y’know. somehow i just don’t. even my parents don’t mind me quit, why should i?

 

at least they’d pay for my two weeks working there. ha! got a bit of a money to get it on with my novel. i finished typing it! yay! really, big thanx to yokie and radith for this.

 

anyway, my cough. it gotten fucking annoying, y’know? i mean, i couldn’t spend one minute without coughing! i felt like drinking the whole bottle of that delicious med! they gave warmth to my throat! aw, damnit! i hate coughs. i just went thru them when i got down from seasick after having raw raunchy sex with cap’n jack sparrow. and now i’m having another one? oh, please!

 

sorry ‘bout the mood. am not in a perfect mood now. i thought you should know ... i’m feeling very depressed. hahahah ... that’s marvin! well, thankfully i’ve got start to lighten me up :p

oh, hey, i just went out with my mate back in high school, anisa. we went to ambassador, and oscrof, we hunt for movies, baby! i’ve got quite a lot, actually. let’s see ... aeon flux, about adam, lion king, from hell, sleepy hollow, scarface and grease for my mum, two maksim dvds and match point.

 

that maksim dvds were bloody great! i’m not a big fan of classic music, but ... God, his parents must have feeding him piano ever since he was born! you should see the way maksim played the piano. gorgeous! i was shivering all over, and i couldn’t take my eyes off that ... face, i mean, fingers! okay, so he was an ex-model, hence the look and the body. but those fingers! yeech! they’re alive! they got brains of their owns! every each one!

 

fabulous. really fabulous.

i have to buy his latest cd and that part two of variations.

 

by the way, with sleepy hollow in my pocket, am adding another burton-depp-elfman collection o’mine. yay! next stop: ed wood.

first of all, i wanted to tell yuo two good news ... first, i've got lxg dvd. jesus friggin christ bananas, luv! stuart townsend as dorian gray! and speaking about dorian ... i finished typing my novel! whoaaa!! next step, re-read and edit it. hopefully i could send 'em to the publisher this month *fingers and toes ccrossed*

no, wait. i have to give it a title first!

 

don't you think it's weird, that we tend to comment or giving out theories on something, but it doesn't really mean if we do something based on that humble theory of ours, things will turn out the way we want it.

 

i can't explain it. maybe that's just us being human.

 

well, anyway, i wanted to congrate our very own indonesian idol, ihsan! [i don't have a clue whatsoever of his full name] i'm not a big fan of indonesian idol, hell, i'm don't even fancy such reality shows! i think it's more reasonable for a singer or a band to play their OWN songs out loud in bars or cafes and really give their shit out to people, then they got discovered and get a contract. but, then again that was only me and my love for them 80's, 90's and early 2000's singers and bands, where they still know nothing whatsoever of these idols shows. anyway, i was so happen to watch the last episodes of indonesian idol, where there were only dirly and ihsan left. and, by God, that boy, ihsan got a superb voice. he got this deep and low voice, like ... like ... sting? nah .. probably john rzeznik at the beginning of iris. yeah, like that. gorgeous! very gorgeous voice. i'm glad he won, he deserves it.

 

and just now, my sister and i watched this road show of them idols, where they perform in other cities apart from jakarta. it was a good concert, and they looked all relaxed than when they're still in the show. damn those juries, really [ i still love you, titi dj!]. i like the part where two of those idols [like i remember each and every one of them's names] sang my heart, which originally sang by this two people with so-help-me-god voices. the two idols did it very. fucking. great. fabulous. wonderful. consider those two who sang it originally.

 

well, i can't sing properly [compared to x-tina aguilera, oscrof], but i won't make the hell fool of me when someone's asking me if i want to sing for a movie soundtrack with my so-so voice! man, i couldn't even read music tone! you told me to sing i will always love you on a c over f-flat [x-tina did this, so she could pass to sing reflection for mulan!] , i'd go "you want me to change every f with c?".

 

anyway, back to those two people. Have you ever heard the song? if you haven't then consider yourself fucking lucky! God, what was the music producers thinking of making them singing?! the boy's voice was alright, even though he did it in a one-tone voice [oh no, mun, don't put this boy's voice next to our lovely severus sexy snape! it's a sin! alan rickman's voice should be illegal, you know that!], then again the bass-ness of his voice could cover that. but the girl ... ! oh, help me, God! she can't sing! literally! her voice was like this -> ^v^v^v^v^v it's up and down all the way!  argh! it's so fucking annoying, really, to remember that she sang in the whole album! and when they got to the english lyrics part ... jesus frickin' christ bananas, luv!

 

look, we know that the actors in queers of the ring lord of the rings got an elvish instructor for their elfin dialogues, yes? i think these kids need an english instructor! i'm not being a bitch who spent four years in australia for saying that. i'm being a bitch who gave a hell loads of concern to languages and th euse of them. even a busker i met in the public transportation sang in english better than they did!

then again, maybe it's not [only] them who did the song wrong, maybe it was the songwriter, or the composer. ladies and gentlemen, give it down to melly goeslaw. she's losing her touch. really. i found that her songs weren't as grand as before. but that song, from the same movie, called i'm falling in love turned out alright. so ... i think it was those two kids who screw it all up.

 

for you who live in indonesia, maybe you'll notice that these two kids never perform that song LIVE. how else would you rate a musician/singer/artist totally, when they never performing live? that's where you made real emotion contacts with your audience. that's where you prove to them that you're not just a pretty face on the cover with sweet voice inside the cd and tape. that's where you show to them that your voice is for real and that's what your audience will get from you. that's, mate, where you prove yourself as an entertainer and an artist, so you can gain more fans.

 

enough about them.

next lovely performance was dealova, performed by ihsan and dirly. i love this song. originally sang by once. he's got a fucking sexy voice, yes? that sting-ish voice. i like itu when he sang i want to break free [yep, the queen's one!] in dewa's new album. i swear that i thought it was sting who sang backing vocals on kuldesak! turns out it was him. spooky. dirly and ihsan did the song perfectly well. man that boy ihsan gonna grew up to be a hunk! he's gorgeous! those eyes, those smile, those hair, he's a little hunk already. come on, boy! i'll be waiting for you! mwahahahah ... *paedophile mode is on*

 

enough commenting, i made myself sick of me doing so. ooh! there was an emmy red carpet special on metro tv! gorgeous, eh? is there any good tv programs lately? honestly, the only tv program i watched was extravaganza. God! that show is fucking superb, i love it! tora sudiro, indra birowo and maia ahmad in one comedy show. how wicked is that?

i wonder if queer as folk ever got an emmy? hahaha. it's a good show, really. i love it.

 

oh, oh, i've got one song from my childhood! you probably know it too. it called somewhere out there, from the movie an american tail.

 

somewhere out there

beneath the pale moon light

someone's thinking of me

and loving me tonight

 

somewhere out there

someone's saying a prayer

that we'll find one another

in that big somewhere out there

 

and even though i know how very far apart we are

it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

and when the night starts to sing it's lonesome lullabies

it helps to think we're sleeping on the same big sky

 

somewhere out there

if love can see us through

then we'll be together

somewhere out there

out where dreams come true

 

i love that movie! it was so cute! later i know that it was made by steven spielberg! whoa, okay! there was a new version of it, but i haven't seen it. was it good? anybody seen the new version? from what i saw on the sleeve, the picture was brighter and more beautiful, but somehow it's different. i dunno, i can't explain what's so different, but it's just there. it's still the same old fievel and his family [a family of russian mouse, how cute is that?!]. but ... there's something different on the picture, on the drawings. i can't explain what, it's just ... there.

 

there was a sequel on it, two if i wasn't mistaken. i've seen the second part, titled fievel goes west. not really as good as the first one, but it's entertaining. and the third one ... i forgot if i've seen it or not. i remember saw it when i'm still in adelaide, but i forgot if i hired it or not. i dunno.

 

ooh, i really want to make a collection of them classic cartoons, y'know? an american tail, american rabbit, [why the hell it's all americans?! yeech!] those classic disneys! you know, such as cinderella [wait, my sis own this one!], sleeping beauty, snow white and the seven dwarves, bambi, alice in wonderland [filiploves this movie! we both love classic disney!], little mermaid, beauty and the beast, the lion king, pinocchio, the fox and the hound, pocahontas! oh wow! do you noticed that disney's cartoons got more beautiful artwork when they're still doing it by hand back then? i think it was until the lion king they're doing so, then after that, it was computer. it's still good, though. but, the people started to looked all weird. they have pointy ends on their body, for cryin' out loud! do you notice? then back to water colour on lilo and stitch. i love this movie. stitch was too cute! gah! i want him! don't get me wrong, today's disney was still good. but not on stories, i wonder. i think disney movies that aren't animations got better stories, yeah? [pirates of the caribbean, anyone? come hither may 25th 2007!] maybe they should stick to classic children stories, like the ones by hans christian andersen, you know? they made them good back then from his stories. but the emperor's new groove still good. i love that one!

 

somehow, dreamworks made better animation, yeah? shrek is a legend. maybe that's because they dare tomake it out of the box. i think the ideas of dreamworks's movies were madder than disney's. disney's playing it safe [for the kids], and now they "divorced" from pixar. hopefully they still gonna make good animation after that.

 

let's see ... dreamworks's animation. besides shrek, i remember spirit: stallion of the cimarron. but, oscrof, bryan did the soundtrack. it was doing well, yes? not as big as shrek, but it was safe. i think the soundtrack was more popular than the movie. no, really! maybe, they shouldn't change bryan to matt damon to voice spirit. mwahahahaha!!!

 

oh, road to el dorado. that movie's good too. i remember bits and pieces, since uh .. my vcd of that was crap. total crap. really. i hate vcds now. they don't have extras and special features.

 

speaking about classics, i crave for singin' in the rain! yes, i know you have PLENTY of it, puy, but i want one for my own! and ziegfeld follies! puy, really, this was your fault! since you brought that movie to my house, i was so into classic musical movies, especially the ones with fred astaireand gene kelly in it. they're beautiful dancers, they've got bloody hell of a voice! i think it's a nice idea back then that an actor should be able to [at least] act and dance, singing is a plus. i mean, it's like theaterical actor, yeah? to perform in a theatre, you have to capture audience emotions with your acting at that time, on the spot. cuz once you screw it up, then people will speak that your project was ugly, and you failed, just like that. that's why, luv, them british actors could do fabulous and total acting in their movies. some of them would sing in their movies proudly, such as ewan mcpenis mcgregor, jonathan rhys-meyers, gary oldman, tim roth, alan rickman, jeremy irons, pierce brosnan, billy boyd, rupert everett, rowan atkinson etc. they've got theatrical base, luv. oh, you might remember viggo sang in return of the king. he's got lovely voice, eh? that hoarse, deep, sexy ... gah, i could only describe it in indonesian! sengau² merangsang! there you go! that's the best description for his voice! thanx to adrian for giving out the idea! i miss you, luv!

 

i just remember! anybody seen the boy from oz? it was hugh jackman's grand musical. about australian actor called peter allen. i think he was big at his time. i really wanted to see this! but that frickin show got to adelaide ... this month! argh! man! me want! i saw the ad on the telly back then, and hugh was great! he could dance, sing and act fabulously! damnit! i wonder when it will be available on dvd.

 

anyway, anybody got colour me kubrick's soundtrack? or know where i can find it?

hi guys, how’s it goin? alright? my life’s been dull recently. yeah, i guess that’s just a bad habit of mine. once i don’t have anything to do, life’s dull. then after i’ve got something to do, i got all excited for the few first days [a week and a half tops] then life became dull again. cuz all i do was stay at home and doing that thing. that’s it. but then again that was probably me being a psychopath human.

 

you know, it felt really weird to know that i haven’t fuck johnny depp orlando bloom viggo mortensen stuart townsend bryan adams watch a lot of movies lately. the summer’s over, all the good movies came to an end. and haven’t bought any movie dvds again. um, the last movies i watched would be … goal!, colour me kubrick, aladdin, um … what else? i think that’s all i remember that gave some impression to me. yeah. those three. anybody seen them? well, most of you probably had watched aladdin, alright. the disney one. the one with the sexy tiger and a princess as a pet princess with a tiger as a pet and a tall, you, dark and handsome exhibitionist man with hot body an über hot bloke as a street rat. i’m serious, man! that aladdin is far too hot to be a street rat! too bad that on that time we haven’t got male model search or whatever it calls!

actually, come to think of it, al looked a bit like my zoom-mate, rama.

 

goal! anybody seen the movie? well, if you took a quick glance it would seem like a male version of bend it like beckham. but i like this one more than bend it. put aside the hunk chart [after all jonathan rhys-meyers to stand alone vs. a pack of kuno becker, david beckham, zinedine zidane and raul gonzales?].

 

the story’s quite simple, a young illegal mexican immigrant, santiago, wanted to reach for his dream being a pro-footballer. he started from a local football club in his neighbourhood, until an english talent scout saw him playing and offer him to have a go at newcastle. Yep, THE newcastle fc. but oscrof, santi’s dad think that it was a fool’s dream to think that he could break in to such prestigious league. his grandma said the other way. it was even her who get him the ticket to london. such a sweetheart of a grandma she is, eh?

 

so off santi go to london. yadda yadda yadda, he got in as the junior player in newcastle. and here where it all begin. santi have to adapt with english weather, how they play, the field and all that. to top it all, his asthma. enter a pretty girl as club’s nurse, and you have all the cheesy romance. gah. and the annoying superstar player as a team-mate-cum-house-mate. what can be cuter than that?

 

i found it fun to watch, a bit of eye-candy and i think it’s more realistic than bend it somehow.

 

stanley kubrick.

who wouldn’t know him? a genius director right until he closed his eyes, ironically after making a movie called eyes wide shut, which i think was dodgy big time. i don’t think i  would watch it after seeing such as the shining and a clockwork’s orange! and there was this new movie called colour me kubrick, with tagline read, “a true-ish true story” and john malkovich as the leading actor. legend has it that in london there was a man named alan conway, who constantly fooling people of london saying that he’s stanley kubrick. even though he looked nothing whatsoever like the director, and he’s gay. amazingly, it worked. he could waltzed in to such prestigious clubs, executive passes and all that. life’s so good, innit?

 

it was until one man whom conway told that he was stanley kubrick, started to smell the fish. and he looked out any picture of mr. kubrick. apparently, mr. kubrick didn’t have many pictures published, probably that’s why the english believed conway just like that when he said that he was stanley kubrick. alan got sent to the mental hospital, and turned out he got a case of schizophrenic.

 

it’s a good movie, i like it. i like the witty sense of humour, and the dumbness of english people. mwahahaha. i’m sorry, no offense to the brits, it was just so funny that hey believe what conway said. maybe i could try to waltz into london and said that i’m the lost lovechild of john lennon and yoko ono. try if they believed that! ha! John malkovich gave out a very brilliant performance as alan conway. and the costumes are wicked as well. especially conway’s. oh my God. later i knew that the custom designer for this movie is a girl by the name of vicki russel. well, well, she’s bryan adams’s ex-girlfriend. ain’t that cute? bryan, his ex-girl and her father all working in a same movie? personally, i think she’s the one that fits big time for bryan. bryan himself didn’t really know why they broke-up, for cryin’ out loud. but then again, it’s hard to have a steady relationship when you live all around the globe for 285 days out of 365 in a year! it can be quite understandable why he’s still single until today. why don’t you just hit it off with melanie chisolm, bryan?

 

anyway, to be pretty honest, the main reason why i bought this movie was bryan adams doing the soundtrack. and so he did. he got five songs in this movie, i read in the credits that he made them all in 2004. that blasted bryan. And there was this one song called it’s all about me, and it sounded a bit jazzy. my, my, bryan adams doing jazz. how sweet of that? can’t wait to get my hands on the album soundtrack.

 

a few weeks ago, one local telly channel got queen of the damned. you should can imagine how excited munand i to know about that. we love this movie! and to top it, we LUST for stuart townsend in this movie! oh my sweet lord! stuart townsend as lestat the vampire was a major turn on! that pale face, deadly eyes, cheekbones, that voice, that rockstar attitude, those clothes!

 

*CROT!*

*wipes screen*

*carry on typing*

 

that man is a sin, i tell ya! lucky charlize theron, she can get underneath him anytime she wants. gah! they’d made beautiful and hot babies together!

 

somehow i miss lxg, or one of my gay friend would say, league of extra-spicy gentlemen.

 

hello semua! apa kabar nih pengunjung setia blog gue. huehuehue. kayanya udah berabad² yang lalu ya gue terakhir ngisi blog ini. terakhir entry gue apaan sih? gue aja sampe lupa. bercinta berjamaah bersama johnny depp dan orlando bloom bareng elu ya, mun?

yah nyweyz, alasan kenapa gue sempet vakum secara ilegal dari ngisi blog ini adalah:

1.       gue sekarang sudah bekerja. ya betul sodara² sekaliyan! Ada sebuah perusahaan yang berbaik hati mau menampung saya menjadi budak pegawainya! 

 

perusahaan itu namanya pt. satu visi, lokasinya di komplex grand wijaya. sumpah deket banget sama byoskopnya. cuma belok kiri dikit udah keliatan deh tu byoskop. tapi kayanya belom ada film yang menggugah selera yah? sayang sekali orgy manusia2 mutan x-men 3 dan orang kuat mulih superman returns sudah engga dtayangkan *eLmo belatungan*

so far kerjaan gue di situ tuh ngedesain cover buat buku pengetahuan anti narkoba buat anak dan remaja. sadaaappp .... eLmo memang anak yang berbakti pada nusa dan bangsa dah! sejauh ini ada tiga hal baru yang gue pelajari semenjak gue bekerja di tempat ini.

yang pertama, program corel graphics itu sangatlah mantaBH, sodara² sekaliyan. kepret bener gue ga diajarin ini pas kulyah kemaren ya? harus gue bajak tuh program dari komputer kantor gue. ahohoho.

yang kedua, bos gue mukanya kaya peranakan johnny depp, stuart townsend dan viggo mortensen [ternyata bukan orlando bloom yang satunya lagi, mun! sorry udah ngasih harapan kosong ke elu ya, suy! Dan, please oh please, jangan salahin gue kalo gue hidup di tengah² ladang ganja ganteng, oke?]. beliau ini lulusan sekolah desain di ITALIA. oh my God! dude! italia aja dong! the place where they made geniuses as leonardo da vinci, michaelangelo, pablo picasso! aarrgghh!

yang ketiga, gue bener² engga cucok ama yang namanya narkoba. beberapa hari yang lalu kan gue motoin replika narkoba yang ada di kantor gue yah, buat bahan cover gitu. et dah ... kaga usah make, gue ngeliatin tu benda² selama seharian penuh aja gue udah giting sendiri! kerjaan yang harusnya bikin cover anti-narkoba, gue malah bikin ginian!

 

 

haduh, belom lagi work-mates gue yang gokil² age, harry dan widy. kita betiga tuh kerjaannya tiap ari begajulan mulu dah kalo di kantor. kalo udah bete, si age tuh pasti memainkan koleksi film bokepnya. gubrag pisan. trus gue ama age yang ganti²an muter lagu gitu, secara hanya kita bedua yang kompyuternya ada speker. kesian bets ya? dua hari yang lalu aja di tengah² kesetresan kita, gue, hary dan widy tuh yang dateng² ke kantor langsung nonton reservoir dogs aja dong. hore.

2.      akhir² ini gue lebih mencurahkan nafsu birahi menulis gue ke novel yang sudah berbulan² terbengkalai itu.

 

yep. inget kan gue punya dua proyek novel, yang satu CIKenLITel, trus yang satunya tuh gay²  gitu. sekarang lagi gue usahain untuk cepat terbit. dan yang gay² itu [gue belum ada judul buat mereka bedua … sama sekali!] sekarang udah hampir selesei … ngetiknya. belom gue baca ulang, belom gue bener²in, belom gue print, belom gue kasih ke penerbit, dan belom² lainnya.

sejauh ini gue mo berterima kasih kepada yokie dan mun yang sudah dengan suka rela menjadi klenci percobaan saya, lalu radith yang sudah dengan suka rela gue grecokin dengan pertanyaan² seputar menerbitkan novel. sehingga gue tau kalo buat dikirim ke penerbit itu bukan

kaya

begini

formatnya. tapi

 

seperti

ini.

 

ada yang berminat membaca “trailer” novel gue? beritempe ke saya ya, dan jangan lupa mencantumkan alamat imel anda.

selain menulis dan melacur itu sebenernya kalo boleh jujur gue ga ada kerjaan laen :|

doh! mun! lo kemari keq biar gue ada kerjaan! gue akan menampung elo dengan penuh kegembiraan di rumahku. ntar kukenalin ke george deh!

oh iya! gue belom cerita ya soal george? duh, sebenernya ini tuh hukum karma pisan deh! gue tuh dari dulu paling jijik sama yang namanya cicak! asli deh! biarpun tu cicak jaraknya sepuluh meter dari gue dan dia cuma duduk diam saja gue udah jerit²! dan yang paling horor tuh waktu gue ke rumah eyang gue di banyuwangi. susternya almarhum eyang gue beternak tokek aja dong! dan mereka berkeliaran dengan riangnya di rumah eyang gue! suatu saat mamanya colin farrel MasDit pernah iseng² berhitung bersama para tokek itu. ada berapa, tahukan anda? sepuluh? dikit amat! DUA PULUH SEMBILAN! i kid you not! beliau bilang sendiri ke gue. aslilah! dan pengalaman gue bersama tokek yang paling horor itu pas gue mo mandi. gue masuk kamar mandi, trus nutup pintu dong? nah tu pintu belum kelar nutup tau² ada tokeknya aja dong nemplok di pintu! asli gue jerit trus lari keluar! hiiihh … *meringding disko*

yeah, itulah gue dulu. tapi sekarang, guess what? gue sharing kamar tidur gue dengan sekeluarga cicak! duh. [sebenernya gue ga tau sih mereka beneran berhubungan darah ato ndak, tapi biar gue ga dituduh menyediakan tempat untuk kumpul kebo gue bilang aja mereka berkeluarga]. nah, sejauh ini yang udah gue liat tuh si bapak cicak, yang gue kasih nama george. trus ada anaknya kecil gitu [ini lebih sering adek gue yang liat, mungkin beliau jatuh cinta ama adek gue], gue kasih nama pete. berdasarkan laporan benalu kamar gue adek gue, yang lebih sering menampakkan diri itu si pete. sedangkan si georgenya jarang banget. gue sendiri ngeliat si george ini baru tiga kali mungkin. dia biasanya main² di jendela, mungkin dia pengen keluar ya? trus kalo gue dateng, dia kabur ke tempat lampu. pemalu memang dia.

kalo diinget² lagi, kayanya gue emang paling jago ya soal kualat² gini. ada yang masih inget “tragedy pemeran sirius black” pra- harry potter azkaban dulu? mungkin yang paling inget tuh si mun. dulu tuh manusia berjudul gary oldman gue maki abis²an pas gue tau beliau yang jadi sirius. ya elah, tau ndiri kan lo di bukunya si sirius ini digambarkan sebagai seseorang yang cowoq banget dan ganteng banget! ya gue emoh aja dong seseorang dengan nama belakang “OldMan” berperan sebagai si ganteng? wiiih .. abis deh gue caci maki si gaz [tentu saja gue tidak inget film dracula saat itu!]. eh sekarang … the rest is history deh.

oh ya, speaking about gary oldman, ada yang udah liat iklan Nokia N93 yang dibintangi beliau? luthu sekaliii!!!!

ngoms², bentar lagi puasa nih. bulan depan tanggal 24 gitu ya kalo ga salah, pas anniversary BoNyok gue, trus empat hari kemudiannya, gue ulang taon .. ahohoho. gue seneng banget bulan puasa. hehehe. ngga tau kenapa, bawaannya seneng aja bagun subuh² sahur, trus siang² ngabuburit, sore² pulang buka puasa dengan makanan enak² dan manis². kalo tarawih gue sangat jarang sekali semenjak gue memasuki usia dewasa. hahahaa. apalagi beberapa tahun terakhir gue kan banyakan puasa di ostrali, waduh .. tarawih di mana coba? bisa puasa aja udah sukur! hahaha .. iya bo, di ostrali itu selama gue di sana jatohnya pas summer aja dong, yang gelapnya baru jam sembilan malam gitu! et dah ...

kalo sholat iednya gue seringan di indo waktu masih di sana, paling sholat ied yang sukses waktu di ostrali tuh cuma taon kemaren doang. yang sebelumnya tuh .. kacau deh, jadi gue dan mas² gue tuh ga ada yang tau kalo hari itu udah idul fitri, jadi kita pas paginya masih bergembira ria sahur, coba? gubrag!

cerita apa lagi ya? hehehe. kemaren gue dapet donlod-an lagunya bryan banyak banget! yah, secara gue udah punya semua albumnya [kecuali yang pertama, gue miliki secara ilegal], dan hampir semua b-sidesnya, jadinya yang bisa gue buru sekarang adalah live songsnya dia. nah si bryan ini kan kalo live itu seneng banget ngebawain lagu orang di ujung² konser, biasanya yang classic-rock gitu, mulai dari elvis, beatles, rolling stones dan lain² gitu. kemaren gue berasa dapet  my greatest sex-dream ... bryan adams doing aerosmith song! aslilaahh .. itu gue harep² banget dari dulu! walopun di sex dream gue yang sebenernya, si blond midget bryan nyanyiin crazy ato cryin sih, tapi di sini beliau menyanyikan come together. duh ... trus gue dapet juga si bryan nyanyiin la bamba, ymca, here comes the sun .. hihii .. lutu lutu.

 

oh iya, ngomong², soal sex dream ... ada satu lagi yang juga adalah perwujudan sex dream gue. gary oldman bernyanyi. bukan hanya bernyanyi, dia duet. dengan seorang lelaki. bersama .... david robert jones, aka DAVID BOWIE!!!

oh my god! THE DAVID BOWIE! dia kan keren sekali! gue suka lagu²nya pak bowie ini. asli keren² banget! trus stylenya itu loh! metrosexual banget! dan sekarang mereka berdua bernyanyi! lagu yang gue maksud adalah you’ve been around. lagunya rock, rock oh-so-david-bowie, dan suaranya gaz terdengar cukup menyenangkan di lagu ini. suaranya david bowie kan yang besar begitu ya, besar dan agak rendah. sedangkan suara gaz tuh yang oh so sweet tapi kenceng, bariton. lutuna. gaaah ... ada videonya ndak ya? hehehe. asli gue pengen liat. gue tau sejauh ini, gaz itu ada di videonya guns ‘n’ roses yang since i don’t have you. whoa, kaya setan! keren tapi dia di situ. psycho abis.

 

gue gatau sih ini lagu taon berapa, tapi yang jelas gue tau david bowie dan gary oldman pernah main film bareng, basquiat. ni film keren banget! david bowie jadi andy warholaja dong! dan dia tuh sangatlah keren sekali jadi mr. warhol! tobh abis! trus gaz jadi albert milo... hmmm, gue ga tau ya kalo di real worldnya siapa, soalnya gue liat di imdb, karakternya milo ini bukan nama aselinya. dia sebenernya “perwakilan” siapa gitu, gue lupa. damn. mr. bowie and mr. oldman became friends afterwards. how cute is that?

well, that works for me at least.

as we all know, i was exhausted from having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow last weekend.

okay, i got seasick from having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow last weekend while i was visiting the pearl.

oh alright, i was got down with fever and flu last weekend, and that's the gospel truth, savvy?

 

guess what i saw on the telly this afternoon?

 

the story of ... bryan adams from much music channel [that's o channel when it came down to indo]. yes nchil, i saw it, even though i didn't reply your text. but thanx for telling, dearie!

how cute is that? a story of bryan adams's journey in music industry

 

 

i know i mighta know mostly EVERYTHING about this boy man, yeah [i was following his news ever since i was in junior high, for cryin' out loud!]. but there was this certain excitement to read or to watch something about him on the telly or on the mag, y'know? it's like that excitement of finding something new about anything you fancy that you never knew before.

 

take all for love for example. that superb trio of ASS [adams, sting, stewart]. now, come to think of it with my recently-installed gay-dar, ain't it a bit … queer for three gorgeous men singing "all for one and all for love" together? i dunno, maybe it's only me and my overly sensitive gay-dar.

and mun:|

i need someone to blame, mate. savvy?

 

apart from bryan adams's career, it also got some candid interviews with the Guy himself. being bryan adams, he was so candid [if i couldn't say childish], relaxed, even though he admitted that he didn't really fancy doing interviews. he gave out smart, cheeky, laid-back-yet-witty answers. he said it playfully, but we know that it was the serious answer from him, somehow. that was what interests me of him in the first place. he didn't take life seriously. he did what he wanted to do. and that was music. he wasn't too fuss of being a worldly-famous musician in the first place, he only wanted to be a musician. period.

 

i like bryan's  opinion on touring. i probably had mentioned in some entries before that bryan is a performing artist. and there you go, the man himself admitted that he did enjoy performing. in bryan's way, touring and performing was one way of showing to the world that he's a breathing artist, and he's not only a tape or cd artist, he could deliver those songs live as well. and that's why, people, he always gives the best of him when he was performing live. you won't be disappointed going to a concert of bryan adams. really.

 

there was one question that really caught my cheeky brain. bryan was asked about how does it feel to be a sex symbol. then bryan was asking back, 'is this the face of a sex symbol?' and pointing his face.

 

bryan, dearie, whenever you got that look on the only thing video with that shaggy hair, pouty mouth [where did you learned that?!], eyeliner, green shirt, leather pants, red six-strings …

 

 

 

or in the best of me. i know, you hated the video, but i can't help it, mate. you looked so bloody gorgeous there! that just-rolled-outta-bed 'do, that grey plain t-shirt and denim, that look when you know you're gonna score with that bitch woman. that's a million dollar of you, babes!

 

 

 

well, anyway, with those looks – which i must say, you had them pretty often lately – you virtually asking for sex just passed yourself as my sex-dream object! mwahahahahah …

 

voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir, monsieur adams?

 

*prepares scented candles, pillows, and … kameraaaaaahhhhh!!!*

 

ahem.

anyway … bryan also talked about his involvement in many humanity acts and various concerts. from tears are not enough, live aid, amnesty international to nelson mandela's 70th birthday's concert, prince's trust '86, etc etc. then his side-job as photographer [only talked about made in canada book, though]. but why he didn't say anything about that movie, house of fools? *giggles*

 

being a fan of bryan adams, i consider myself lucky that i got to watch house of fools [or dom durakov in its native tongue]. it's a russian movie directed by andrei konchalovsky, starred yuliya vsotskaya. i didn't giggle, because it was a dodgy movie, by all means no. on the contrary, 'tis a beautiful movie. okay, maybe it could be depressing for some of you [especially for you who don't like everything about russia, mental hospitals and bryan adams himself altogether! or separately, which ever you take it]. the story was about this mental patient, a delusional girl who believe that one day she will be rescued by her knight-in-shinning-armour, bryan adams.

i kid you not.

 

and the hospital she's in was abandoned because of the first chechen war, back in '96, and this girl and her fellow patients must survive themselves in the middle of the war, since they refused to leave the hospital. legend has it, that this movie was inspired by true events. now, until today, i'm still not sure if the "true event" mentioned here was that first chechen war or the fact that there was really a delusional girl wishing to get hitched with bryan, or maybe some other events. which ever it was, i think the movie was pretty superb.

 

i really like the movie. and since it wasn't on sale back in australia [really! i can't understand why!], anybody ever seen the dvd here? the dvd's cover was [supposed to be] like this

 

 

i dunno if they had it with other image. bryan's perhaps.

 

 

 

that russian word down there said 'bryan adams'. maybe. it looked like so, innit? i was just being an irritably know-it-all.

 

oh yeah here's what made me giggled. bryan adams's appearance in this movie. oh yes, matey, he does appear here. quite a lot, actually. hence, he's not only a cameo. even though, i'd hardly say that he could act :|

apart from that pimping video of let's make a night to remember with loads of hookers! but that's another story.

you know i love bryan. a lot. but i was telling the truth here, when i say all bryan did in this movie was swooping around that mental hospital from one end to another, with that static expression and the background music of have you ever really loved a woman whenever he was about to made the appearance. right, so he was more or less a ghost here, yeah? but oh my god, what a gorgeous face he got in this movie! i was off from everything bryan adams before i saw dom durakov, but when i did … all those lusts feelings were coming back. man, how hard it could be to get over your first love, eh?

 

 

 

*licks the monitor… on the person on the right, oscrof!*

*crot!*

*nose-bleed alert!*

*shoved toilet-paper-roll to each nostrils*

*wiped the monitor then carry on typing*

 

oh, oh, speaking about bryan and russia! there was one quick scene from the story of … that showed bryan and keith having a walk – JUST THE TWO OF THEM! – when they were in russia. oh my god they were having a date in russia! how romantic! and next it showed both of them taking each other's picture from both side of the road, bryan was on one end taking keith's pic, and keith was on the other taking bryan's.

ohmygaygodhowadorablewasthat!!!!

 

*SQUEEEEEE!!!!*

 

by the way, mun, remember that thing we were talking about? me being extra sensitive on gorgeous men's left ring-finger? yeah, here's probably one of the reason. see, this canadian here i was talking about, he's as single as you can imagine. never married. no girlfriend. current. not kidding here.

we enter august. it's 58 more sleeps to my b'day. yay!

 

 

right.

i went to see pirates of the caribbean: dead man's chest. again!!! went to see it with my beloved mun! *gay-hug!* and my sis and ijun.

 

 

 

yep, i went to bandung to see it with 'em. well, it so happened my dad and his bikers pack got this grand meeting in bandung. he didn't take his family before, but then my dear auntie [colin farrel's dearie mum] asked us if we wanted to join her and his hubby [my dad's big bro] to bandung. so, there we are, savvy?

 

well, as we all know, i watched the first one with ino and didiet and we were fifteen minutes late. now i believe that, because when i watched it now, we enter the studio about ten-to-seven, and it played the extra-trailers already. right. this time, i didn't miss anything. I watched it right from the very start.

 

as i promised in the previous entry, i will talk about the movie more descriptive when i had the second go, where i watched with my brain working with full attention to the movie. i watched the first one with pure lust too many excitement, mind you. johnny depp was too shagable!

 

 

*crot!*

*nose-bleed alert*

*shoved tampons into nostrils*

*keep on typing*

 

and to be really honest, i hardly give a damn you've seen it or not, so .. yadda yadda yadda, if you accidentally point your dodgy compass to the blank area and read the spoilers, it's gonna be your own fault. mwahahahah …

 

right.

the opening scene was dark. because it was raining. no really, it's heaps darker than the first one. apparently will and elizabeth were so ready to get hitched, when this "Gusti" [oh my dear God, why they have to translate "Lord" literally in indonesian for the subtitle???] called beckett got an arrest order for them because they helped a guilty-man to escape.

didn't need a genius to know who, innit?

 

remember that scene in the first movie where cap'n jack sparrow made an entrance? with that pathetic, er, boat of his? in this movie, he made more superb entrance! in jack sparrow's definition, oscrof!

 

the screen showed coffin got thrown to the sea, and one innocent crow started pecking on one of them. annoyingly.

then suddenly ... BANG! the crow flew, and fell to the sea, upside down. dead.

the coffin opened, enter the hottest filthy pirate ever! cap'n jack sparrow. apparently he was just getting a picture of the key to the dead man's chest.

 

one thing mun and i noticed when the movie got on this spot was … what is it with the cast?

in the first movie they were so fair [even for jack], bright skin and everything. here, they looked so tan and filthy. even for elizabeth. orlando bloom, you disappointed me, call yourself an elf-boy and you look this filthy? what viggo has done to you? but i forgive you for that hot back of yours! mwahahahahaha … well, we'll come to that later, savvy?

 

turned out that beckett was willing to exchange elizabeth's freedom with jack's dodgy compass.

yep the one that only points up and down doesn't point north. so off will go to find his old mate. old acquaintance, as he said.

he found the pearl on one of the island, thanx to this fisherman who got some fetish for roast pork, and he started calling jack's name. being william turner, the blonde elf boyfriend of aragorn hot yet always do something ... anything stupid since the first movie, he ignores the parrot who kept saying "don't eat me" and explore deeper to the forest. he got caught by the tribe there and brought to meet the leader of the tribe.

cap'n jack sparrow [remember those eyes on his face from the trailer? there you go.]

 

it was a laugh when will said, 'jack! i have to say i'm really happy to see you!' with that cry-baby face.

mun and i agreed that was orlando bloom speaking. not william turner! that was so orlando bloom!

it was a laugh also when jack started to speak in the native's tongue. all i get was piki-piki, eunicchi, slete-slete, seke-seke and savvy :|

how did he managed to pick the language so fast and they understand him?

 

it turned out what happened in this cannibal island was the beginning of all fun in this movie!

that legendary escaping scene of the pearl's crew! they were inside two of them ball-cages that got hung in the middle of the bridge over the river and they tried to reach the other side of the cliff by swinging there. it was a genius idea to put this amusement-park-circus kind of music while they were doing that! i love that! then when one of the crew accidentally slip out that it only takes SIX people to sail the pearl. there they are, racing to the top! that was hilarious!

 

they got caught while escaping, oscrof.

while the scout was reporting to the others, who was ready to roast jack alive – to release the human-god's soul from his mortal shape – came the scene where jack was blowing the fire underneath him. that one was a legend as well. he got free anyhow. so he escapes with that stick tied to his back!

when he met two women with fruits was the next funny thing, they were throwing fruits to him, and somehow jack manages to stab them with the stick. there he was, bending over waiting for will to fuck him, with fruits on the front and end part of the stick.

he was heaps lucky though, for still alive after falling about … i dunno, twenty stories of cliff?

but then again, he's cap'n jack sparrow. the man with all the luck in the world!

 

long story short, pearl manages to sail away. with half of the crew, since one of the ball-cage fell down.

actually, at this part of the movie, jack had known that davy jones is looking for him, hence he needs to find the chest.

off he went to this über-cool psychic called tia dalma who is inseparable with him. was. before. used to.

 

i love this woman's accent! he got the coolest accent! ever!

after the british.

after the irish.

 

oh by the way, for you who was wondering why the hell jack the monkey is still there and an undead? put on the first pirates dvd, watch it, at the end credits, fast forward until the words and the cool song finished, there you'll find a short scene where the monkey nicked another aztec coin. bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt, you've got your answer, savvy? 

 

for you who had seen it, or you who haven't and didn't give a damn of those warnings i gave you,

notice that there were actually hints of barbossa presence in tia dalma's house, and probably for the third movie!

remember, when the psychic was talking with william, and jack was observing a hat with a feather? guess whose hat that is? barbossa's.

and when the monkey was seen sitting next to a pair of boots. whose boots are they? barbossa's.

it was quite fun when you realised, y'know?

 

as hints for the next movie, there were three i noticed, the first was when jack took a ring from tia dalma's desk, do you remember that there was a necklace with a silver heart there? if you only watched it once, and you had good memory, that necklace was twins with davy jones's.

and the million dollar question would be … is tia dalma was the woman who davy jones loved?

 

next, what is that ring that jack took? could it give the answer in the third movie?

and was it her mere gift that she knew william turner's name? or else, since william turner sr. was working for davy jones.

we shall wait, savvy?

 

oh, one thing i really curious about was that jar of eyes. since it was shown a lot with that wooden-eyed pirate, i was wondering, could it be that his real eye was one of them inside?

 

move along, we would have our first sight of spongebob's green ghost-ship the flying dutchman and davy jones. oh my dear God, they were über-cool! really! i love what they did to bill nighy to get that face and body! again, i'd say the captain of flying dutchman wasn't as scary as i thought. but then again, we were watching pirates of the caribbean. this was the movie that i hoped to be pure horror when i saw the teaser poster of the first movie. without knowing that it would be a walt disney production.

 

have i tell you that jack sparrow was a man with all the luck in the world?

you don't believe me?

take a good look at the scene where he was looking for ninety-nine boat crew-turned-souls, including former-commodore norrington, to give to pay his debt. in tortuga. there was a fight in the bar, and every time he ducked to get a hat, a bottle was barely missed him!

twice!

how lucky can he get?

 

here he was reunited with elizabeth, who somehow managed to get his compass to work. and we could also see that she started to flirt with the cap'n.

i love jack's face here … he's just too adorable!

 

remember i was mentioning about will turner jr. met will turner sr. in my previous entry?

yep, that lovely scene. no, that LUSTY scene! they met over orlando bloom's tanned, muscled, sexy, shinny ILLEGAL back! oh i would love to be that whip! to touch that back and never let go.

 

don't you just love nasty man who adores music?

lestat [not my dog!] could play piano in interview with the vampire, norman stansfield with his fetishes to beethoven in leon: the professional, scar with that sexy deep illegal voice [of jeremy irons!] in the lion king.

 

the same to davy jones. he loves his orgel so much. if there was a scene with orgel music background, that would be a live performance from him. really, notice the orgel sounds suddenly stopped when will said, 'i challenge davy jones,' there you go. that would be mr. jones stopped playing.

 

legend has it that the flying dutchman had a lethal weapon called the kraken. apparently it was a giant sushi octopus or squid, i dunno. again, love the fx! kudos for the fx team!

 

the pearl arrived at isle cruces, where davy jones buried his cheesy love letter because he was afraid that his crew would read it and found out how sissy he was the chest with "him heart" in it. that dodgy compass really pointed, man, to johnny depp only whatever you really want in the world. and that's where the compass confused elizabeth, since it always pointed to jack whenever she held it.

a bit cliché, i know.

 

enter will turner. we've got a big lovely orgy communion. not!

will realised that jack was fooling him and elizabeth. norrington wanted what's inside the chest to be given to beckett so he could get his life back. will got the key, hence he'll stab the heart, so he could save his twice-cursed father as he promised, but jack wanted to keep the heart so he could make jones follows his order and stopped the kraken from being a frightening fan-girl stalking him.

what a wonderful life they had, eh?

 

that's where the ménage a trois of jack, will, norrington started. threesome swashbuckling. literally, not perversely. it was hilarious to see 'em fighting in circles and moving away from the beach to this ruins inside the island.

enter the hamster water wheel and that three-for-two sword share between elizabeth and those twosome pirates from the first movie to fight davy jones's army.

 

and who was the lucky winner to get a look at davy jones's thum-thum?

cap'n jack sparrow.

 

the fight on the beach was a laugh as well, that blasted hamster wheel finally stops, with will and norrington in it. i love what will did when he was out from the wheel, he saw that there was a major fight, and he said, 'right', while pointing his sword to them, he walked two steps and he fell down from the effects of hamster wheel!

oh my God, that's a legend! that was orlando bloom, i tell ya!

 

finally what jack feared of came, flying dutchman released the kraken to have blacky [black pearl]. he did a cowardly thing by running away, but after seeing his compass he returned. love that scene where elizabeth hugged jack's leg while he was shooting the ammo and rum to explode kraken.

aawww … ain't that cute?

 

but my favourite scene was yet to come.

when jack ordered the crew to abandon ship, we could see that he was looking around blacky for the last time. that expression of his was fabulous. then elizabeth came and they snogged.

i want that!! i want to be keira knightley's double for that scene!

then she cuffed jack to the pole. oh my god, jack's face was soooo shagable! it was fucking obvious that he'd rather blacky gone down than got that kind of treatment from elizabeth! and when he said 'pirate' to her, omigod! that was so deep!

 

jack vs. the kraken.

why, oh, why jack sparrow always looked gorgeous at the end of his movies?

first movie, when the pearl crew picked him up and he was flying over the ship before landing in. that was wicked.

second movie, face-to-face with the kraken, he attacked it, he went inside, he went down with the pearl. oh my god, that was friggin' fabulous!

actually, i kinda notice that kraken was a female of the species. notice how much it drools when it came one on one with jack? and how it was so eager to ate him?

kraken is a female. period.

 

back at tia dalma.

all those hints before are coming to conclusion, tia dalma has barbossa as a pet! there was barbossa in her house! alive? perhaps. he ate an apple!

i went hysterical when i saw him. i know i've seen this movie, but his appearance was a million dollar scene!

i really can't wait for 2007!

pirates of the caribbean: at world's end

 

the movie was awesome! i love it a lot! i wouldn't mind to watch it again! really.

i also notice that there were some scenes that reminded us [mun and i] to lord of the rings, tho.

 

that jail where people were throwing coffins?

that was so mordor-ish. the view, i mean.

and why will turner jr. looked like aragorn? no, really! he was tanned, he got those slight facial hair, and his hair was darker and more rugged than the first movie, for cryin' out loud! but, oscrof orlando, i understand that we tend to copied the appearance of someone we fancy, or perhaps liking what that someone fancy? looked rugged-ly maybe?

in isle cruces, one of the ruins really looked like that broken bridge of khazad-dum. where the beginning of legendary scense of aragorn-legolas started.

and will's upset face after he saw elizabeth kissed jack.

that was so legolas when he was returning aragorn's evenstar. really.

 

oh, and the scene where davy jones opened his chest and found it was empty.

that scene nastily reminded me to the fifth element! remember that scene where jean-paul gaultier's pimp zorg was opening the case where the four elements stone supposed be in it? yeah, that one! and that legendary laugh of leeloo. and the following lines:

 

Zorg: this ... this case is empty

Leeloo: hahahahahahahahahaha.

Zorg's man: what do you mean empty?

Zorg: empty. the opposite of full.

Zorg: this case supposed to have four stones in it! not one or two or three! but four! four stones! zero crates, zero stones!!

 

ah that was hilarious! gary oldman was a legend as jean baptise ... emmanuel ... ZORG.

 

after having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow watching this movie, both mun and i got down with sea-sick fever. but seems like mine was worse than her's [ha! i got more raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow! beat ya!], cuz she still manages to go to work. while me … i was staying at home, rolling around in my bed. gah.

 

i did what mun told me tho.

had a nice warm meal. That's jack.

had a nice hot shower. That's will.

sleeping warmly. that's will for the matress and jack for the blanket.

 

arright, get well soon, suy!

 

by the way, today i watched o channel, it was live @ much music. they had sting as their guest, [SEXY! Eye-fest!] and on one of the 'random-people-question', there was this bloke, looking more or less like this

 

 

said, 'hi, i'm bryan, i'm from vancouver. i want to ask sting, that i heard his bassist's name is bryan. why?'

 

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*

 

he was adorable!! i want to eat him.

 

speaking 'bout bryan, remember my dutch-friend, razzy? whom i met when she was over to adelaide?

she told me that she went to see bryan in germany about four weeks ago.

that cheeky bryan really one football hooligan, eh? four weeks ago in germany was still the world cup days. you hit two birds with a stone, eh, bryan?

 

 

mental note to myself: my hair looked like aragorn. right, i'll grow it and make it like his

 

 

ain't he just sexy?!

maybe if i was lucky enough to get a flexible workplace, i could dye my hair blue with silver highlights. something wicked this way comes?

right. jumat malem kemaren di trans tv ada film berjudul air force one. yep, gary oldman’s in it. gue sama mun yang overly excited gitu sambil nonton saling berkirim sms. dan demikianlah percakapan kami selama 3 jam film [termasuk iklan]

 

yes, mun, your messages and the sent ones [except the early ones, so i’ll use my memory instead] are still in sirius [-> my mobile’s name]

 

eLmo: suy, ada er fors one fi trans tuh. dah mulai.

 

Mun:    iyah ini saya lg ntn. Baidewei, knp ya oom2 gantang seksi yg kt dmen itu smuanya teroris yak? E.g. bang gary d sini, gruber bros di die hard.. samting wong wit as?

 

eLmo:  iya juga ya. Wakakakka. Kenapa lelaki2 gantang seksi itu selalu teroris? Wat is wong with dem?

 

eLmo: muntjul! Ya owloh, a terrorist that KYOOT!! Shuold be illegal! Twice! Once for being so KYOOT!! Once for having that accent!

 

Mun:    duh gusti. Kok ada ya teroris imyut bgini. Klo gw jd presidennya, psti uda gw tangkep, gw borgol, trus gw pksa brcinta dah! Forsem-an ma si grubers klo perlu. One big, happy, terrorizing family.

 

eLmo:  ladies and gentlemen, next on the catwalk, we have the only person who can make  bullet-proof vest looked damn sexy. That terrorist!

 

Mun:    “hows ur blouse?”.. hello?! Sadar gak sih efeknya klmt itu bwt kta?!.. *crut*

 

eLmo: wuakakakakak. Mungkin beliau mau ikut dibasahin sama kita *cret* duh suara itu ...  accent itu ... he’s just ilegally SEXXXAAAYY!!! *crutjuga*

 

Mun:    lucky woman, that russia. Damn. Bitch. *crutlagi*

 

eLmo:  yeah i know. Whore. Eh liat deh di indosiar, ada miss us, salah1 pembawa acaranya  dari QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy, namanya Carson Kressley. Doi bagian fashion gitu.

 

Mun:    duh gw blm prna liat show ituh. kyknya asik ja? *duhlogateropatimuritumasyaaloh* ..HAPP!! *makan gary oldman*

 

eLmo: e-eh koq sakarepe deweambil2 makanan org ya? *tetepgigitgaryoldman* duh biyung.  Pusing aku ono teroris imoet bgitu! Midgetmatabesarmukaoon. Iya seru bgt shownya.

 

eLmo: yah demikian kiranya penampilan dari teroris imutmidgetbermatabesarmukaoon yang satu itu. Bleh .. ntn Rosencrantz+Guildenstern Are Dead ah. Hihihi. Rothgazm.

 

Mun:    Ga rame ah pelemnya. Sad ending. Jagoannya mati *lho!* tapi sapa suru jg sih kecil2 jd pnjahat.. sini pulang! *tarik si oon, mandiin, kasi mamam, trs boboin!*

 

eLmo: Doh! Gantian dong! ni lagi dikelonin jg si oonnya. Eh tp linenya dia dalem2 yak yg pak pres bunuh org pke tux gpp, tp dia bunuh org krn nasionalis itu monster.

 

Mun:    iyup. Isunya msh aptudet evn now ya. Kpn ya da teroris yg ngbjak erforswan bush? Lmyn mngurangin org bego d dunia. Sukur2 sih pas bush lg pegi brg paris hilton. Skaliyan 2. bt .. *kedepkedip* me still think ‘hows ur blouse?’ is th bst line here XD

 

eLmo: be3 ma bitchni sepir d *teteup*. Hoho, one simple line could raise so many fantasies, eh? Apalagi diucapkan olehnya dgn suara itu dan axen itu *crot!*

 

 

line yang dimaksud oleh mun dan gue itu adalah yang berikut ini:

 

'Is that the first time you ever seen a person killed? Huh? You'd think I'm a monster. That I killed this man. Somebody's son. I am somebody's son too. I have three small children. Does this surprise you?'

'Why did you kill him?'

'Because I believe, when I shot that man, I know in that instant. How deep was my belief - I would turn my back on God Himself – for Mother Russia. My doubts, my fears, my own private morality, it is lost in this moment. For this love. You know your father, he has also killed too. Is he a bad man?'

'That's not true'.

'Why? Because he did it in a tuxedo with a television-call and smart bombs?'

'You are a monster, and my father is a great man. You are nothing like my father.'

pertama kali gue nyadar isi line itu gue ingin menikahi teroris-rusia-nan-seksi-bersuara-dan-beraksen-ilegal itu bener² ngakak atas kejujuran penulis skripnya.

 

sebenernya ada lagi sih line yang nyaho pisan:

 

'I know what you're thinking, First Lady. You want me dead. We might come to that. In a war, people die.'

'This isn't war. You just murdered an unarmed woman!'

'You murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a gallon of gas and are going to lecture me about the rules of war?! DON'T!!'

come to think of it, ni filem dibikin sebelum jamannya peresiden bush ya? hmm ...

 

anyway,  kejahatan gue dan mun belum berakhir sampe situ!

besoknya kan gue ke puncak tuh dalam rangka ulang taon opung gue, pada tanggal 22 juli. wah, seru pisan deh ngumpul² ma sepupu² gue yang penjahat² itu!

nah selagi browsing² channel tv, berenti dong di astronout’s wife, yang dimainkeun oleh johnny depp dan charlize theron [gorgeous couple. they would make beautiful babies together!]

dan gue ma mun meneruskan kejahatan via sms ituh!

 

eLmo: ya awloh! Tv7 ada Bininya Astronot! Joni Dep djeng! Joni Dep! Gantang! *crot!*

 

Mun:    astronot imut yang minta dimakan jugaaa!! *crut*

 

eLmo:  AAAAAMMMMMM...!! *makan astronot yg yaowlohimutbgt!!heshouldbeillegalaswell   itu* nyokap gw tiba2 anteng d dpn tipi :|

 

Mun:    nyokap lu psti lg ‘pengen’ tuh .. pengen ngelus2 pipi Dek Joni.. trus, haapp! XD *kanibaaaalll!!*

 

eLmo:  iya kali ya :| duh ada apa dengan kita ya. Dr kmaren demennya midget2 yang psychopath semua!

 

Mun:    ada apa dgn laki2 midget dgn mental trganggu ini tptnya! Kmrn teroris, hr ini alien (ato kdg giting smbl jln zigzag), bsk apa lg ya?! Yah, smua pny klbhan n kkrgan.. *sok bijak*.. *crut* hrs ya tgnnya grepe2 k situ ya bang?! *mimisan stres*

 

eLmo: harus gitu yah bang? Harus gitu mukanya? Harus nafsuin gitu?? Stres gue liat mukanya si akang johnny di sini! *crot!*

 

Mun:    uda pny dipidinya jg msh aja kampungan gt ntn tipinya yah! pke buang2 plsa bwt  sms2 ga ptg geneh pulak.. XD n nyadar ga seh klo kt2 ini mijet jg?! Mijet ska mijet.. hap. Kunyahkunyah.

 

eLmo: eh itu kan elu. Gue seumur2 baru skr nonton ni pilem. Hehehe. Iye, si bryan, gary ma tim roth kan mijet gituh pada. 175an lah ...

 

Mun:    duh jd ingt, kdoyanan gw si Hyde itu jg cm 158cm. Kbratan d muka. Bodo ah! Biar mijet yg penting smuanya brplagdematabuletmukaoon n SEXXXAAAYH!! Tul ga?

 

eLmo: betchyul banget! Eh, udahan dulu ya suy. Bokap gue udah lirik2 nih. Heheh .. nite, suy!

 

Mun:    wakakaka.. lirik balik aja! Malem, oom! Nite suy!

 

 

apakah kejahatan berakhir di sini?

 

TIDAK!! hari ini, tercatat tanggal 25 juli, ada hugh jackman berpedang panjang ikan berpedang di trans tv. gue dan mun ceting lagi dong sembari nongton!

untuk filem yang satu ini, provokatornya adalah ketika stanley [hugh jackman] disepong sama wanita ber IQ 70. at least itu kata ginger [halle berry] di film ini.

 

wah asli deh, sejak gue nongton ni filem pertama kali, gue udah horni liat hugh jackman maen golep berlillitkan handuk di pinggang sajah gembira ria banget liat tu scene!

ada hacker, disuruh ngehack sistem keamanan us government dalam waktu 60 detik, dengan pistol di kepala dan di oral. belom lagi muka setengah orgasmenya oom hugh di tengah² kejadian. Waddddooooohhhh!!!!

 

eLmo: lg ntn Swordfish ga? Gile itu Hugh Jackman. Ngehack sambil diblowjob 55 detik. Saya suka scene itu. *saikonya kumat*

 

Mun:    iya ntn! XD set dah. Gantang skali bliau wkt dblowjob.. er, wkt d pelm ini maksudnya. Ahem.

 

eLmo: liat yg d awal pelm? Yg beliau maen golep make kain dililitkan d pinggang thok? Duh... ingin rasanya menarik kain itu walau sedikit muahahahaha!!

 

Mun:    iyah!! Yg pas bliau lg m’ayunkan stik (golfnya, oscrof) trs kakinya rd ngangkat atu.. duh klo tipi gw bs 3D, gw pasti uda ngintip k bwh anduknya tuh.

 

Mun:    ANAK PEREMPUAN YG BRUNTUNG SKALEEE!!.. Bitch.

 

eLmo: lo tau ga siy gw lg ngetik sms ngebahas that lil bitch? :| that lucky lil bitch. Gw pny babeh ky gitu ga bakal mau ttp tgl ma bokap tiri juragan bokep!

 

Mun:    ahuahuahuahua! Org tolol emg mkirnya sma!! Klo gw pny bokap bgt.. GA MAOOO!! Bisa inses!! Bs seumur idup jomblo krn ga ada co yg bs nandingin tu bokap gantang itu!! klo pny bokap ky gt, gw mnding Putus Hubungan Kluargaa!!

 

eLmo:  duh tu jenggot [travolta]. Inses! Hahaha. Punya bokap kya gt should be illegal [evrything is illegal these days] rela dicoret ahli waris asal ga inses getoh?

 

Mun:    duh ni heker minta dimakan jg ya suy.. *siyap2 sndok grpu*

 

eLmo: akhir2 ini kynya Qta makmur skali ya. Bnyk makanan :| *as if we do it everyday* mau pinggang ke atas ato k bawah djeng? *ambil butcher’s knife*

           

eLmo: eh djeng, ngomz2 dah prna liat iklan tv Nokia N93?kata Wing [Descendant] -> aka Putri aka Me’eng, bintangnya si Gary Oldman. Penasaran! Kya apa ya beliau dsitu?

 

Mun:    lets just eat the lil’ bitch and keep the daddy, shall we?

 

Mun:    he? Iklannya dputer d tipi sinikah? Gw blm prna liat tu.

 

eLmo:  euh i don’t feel like wasting my energy chewing *that*. What if you eat *that* and i keep the daddy? XE doi liatnya di tv cable :|

 

Mun:    dsr elep gotik maruk. XD klo d tipi kabel wandaktau y. Tipi sy jg pke kbel      (antene&listrik) tp ga nympe tuw iklan.

 

wah, seru pisan dah nonton film “bareng” si mun. terbukti dari the [ji]da[t] vinci code yang menjadi korban keganasan nonton bareng gue dan mun. suy, kapan nih kita nonton film bareng lagi. harusnya si bajak laut giting ya? wah, sayang banget ga bisa ketemu tuk nonton bareng ya kita. mungkin ntar² deh kalo kita lagi kunjungan sosial lagi dan ada yang punya dvd bajak laut giting ini, kita nonton bareng yak!

*berasa rumah tetanggaan*

 

hmm .. walopun gue masih yakin kalo arisan gembira sambil marathon Queer As Folk itu lebih mengundang. ya gak?

 

bagaimana, teman² arisan gembira lainnya?