hi guys, how’s it goin? alright? my life’s been dull recently. yeah, i guess that’s just a bad habit of mine. once i don’t have anything to do, life’s dull. then after i’ve got something to do, i got all excited for the few first days [a week and a half tops] then life became dull again. cuz all i do was stay at home and doing that thing. that’s it. but then again that was probably me being a psychopath human.

 

you know, it felt really weird to know that i haven’t fuck johnny depp orlando bloom viggo mortensen stuart townsend bryan adams watch a lot of movies lately. the summer’s over, all the good movies came to an end. and haven’t bought any movie dvds again. um, the last movies i watched would be … goal!, colour me kubrick, aladdin, um … what else? i think that’s all i remember that gave some impression to me. yeah. those three. anybody seen them? well, most of you probably had watched aladdin, alright. the disney one. the one with the sexy tiger and a princess as a pet princess with a tiger as a pet and a tall, you, dark and handsome exhibitionist man with hot body an über hot bloke as a street rat. i’m serious, man! that aladdin is far too hot to be a street rat! too bad that on that time we haven’t got male model search or whatever it calls!

actually, come to think of it, al looked a bit like my zoom-mate, rama.

 

goal! anybody seen the movie? well, if you took a quick glance it would seem like a male version of bend it like beckham. but i like this one more than bend it. put aside the hunk chart [after all jonathan rhys-meyers to stand alone vs. a pack of kuno becker, david beckham, zinedine zidane and raul gonzales?].

 

the story’s quite simple, a young illegal mexican immigrant, santiago, wanted to reach for his dream being a pro-footballer. he started from a local football club in his neighbourhood, until an english talent scout saw him playing and offer him to have a go at newcastle. Yep, THE newcastle fc. but oscrof, santi’s dad think that it was a fool’s dream to think that he could break in to such prestigious league. his grandma said the other way. it was even her who get him the ticket to london. such a sweetheart of a grandma she is, eh?

 

so off santi go to london. yadda yadda yadda, he got in as the junior player in newcastle. and here where it all begin. santi have to adapt with english weather, how they play, the field and all that. to top it all, his asthma. enter a pretty girl as club’s nurse, and you have all the cheesy romance. gah. and the annoying superstar player as a team-mate-cum-house-mate. what can be cuter than that?

 

i found it fun to watch, a bit of eye-candy and i think it’s more realistic than bend it somehow.

 

stanley kubrick.

who wouldn’t know him? a genius director right until he closed his eyes, ironically after making a movie called eyes wide shut, which i think was dodgy big time. i don’t think i  would watch it after seeing such as the shining and a clockwork’s orange! and there was this new movie called colour me kubrick, with tagline read, “a true-ish true story” and john malkovich as the leading actor. legend has it that in london there was a man named alan conway, who constantly fooling people of london saying that he’s stanley kubrick. even though he looked nothing whatsoever like the director, and he’s gay. amazingly, it worked. he could waltzed in to such prestigious clubs, executive passes and all that. life’s so good, innit?

 

it was until one man whom conway told that he was stanley kubrick, started to smell the fish. and he looked out any picture of mr. kubrick. apparently, mr. kubrick didn’t have many pictures published, probably that’s why the english believed conway just like that when he said that he was stanley kubrick. alan got sent to the mental hospital, and turned out he got a case of schizophrenic.

 

it’s a good movie, i like it. i like the witty sense of humour, and the dumbness of english people. mwahahaha. i’m sorry, no offense to the brits, it was just so funny that hey believe what conway said. maybe i could try to waltz into london and said that i’m the lost lovechild of john lennon and yoko ono. try if they believed that! ha! John malkovich gave out a very brilliant performance as alan conway. and the costumes are wicked as well. especially conway’s. oh my God. later i knew that the custom designer for this movie is a girl by the name of vicki russel. well, well, she’s bryan adams’s ex-girlfriend. ain’t that cute? bryan, his ex-girl and her father all working in a same movie? personally, i think she’s the one that fits big time for bryan. bryan himself didn’t really know why they broke-up, for cryin’ out loud. but then again, it’s hard to have a steady relationship when you live all around the globe for 285 days out of 365 in a year! it can be quite understandable why he’s still single until today. why don’t you just hit it off with melanie chisolm, bryan?

 

anyway, to be pretty honest, the main reason why i bought this movie was bryan adams doing the soundtrack. and so he did. he got five songs in this movie, i read in the credits that he made them all in 2004. that blasted bryan. And there was this one song called it’s all about me, and it sounded a bit jazzy. my, my, bryan adams doing jazz. how sweet of that? can’t wait to get my hands on the album soundtrack.

 

a few weeks ago, one local telly channel got queen of the damned. you should can imagine how excited munand i to know about that. we love this movie! and to top it, we LUST for stuart townsend in this movie! oh my sweet lord! stuart townsend as lestat the vampire was a major turn on! that pale face, deadly eyes, cheekbones, that voice, that rockstar attitude, those clothes!

 

*CROT!*

*wipes screen*

*carry on typing*

 

that man is a sin, i tell ya! lucky charlize theron, she can get underneath him anytime she wants. gah! they’d made beautiful and hot babies together!

 

somehow i miss lxg, or one of my gay friend would say, league of extra-spicy gentlemen.

 

hello semua! apa kabar nih pengunjung setia blog gue. huehuehue. kayanya udah berabad² yang lalu ya gue terakhir ngisi blog ini. terakhir entry gue apaan sih? gue aja sampe lupa. bercinta berjamaah bersama johnny depp dan orlando bloom bareng elu ya, mun?

yah nyweyz, alasan kenapa gue sempet vakum secara ilegal dari ngisi blog ini adalah:

1.       gue sekarang sudah bekerja. ya betul sodara² sekaliyan! Ada sebuah perusahaan yang berbaik hati mau menampung saya menjadi budak pegawainya! 

 

perusahaan itu namanya pt. satu visi, lokasinya di komplex grand wijaya. sumpah deket banget sama byoskopnya. cuma belok kiri dikit udah keliatan deh tu byoskop. tapi kayanya belom ada film yang menggugah selera yah? sayang sekali orgy manusia2 mutan x-men 3 dan orang kuat mulih superman returns sudah engga dtayangkan *eLmo belatungan*

so far kerjaan gue di situ tuh ngedesain cover buat buku pengetahuan anti narkoba buat anak dan remaja. sadaaappp .... eLmo memang anak yang berbakti pada nusa dan bangsa dah! sejauh ini ada tiga hal baru yang gue pelajari semenjak gue bekerja di tempat ini.

yang pertama, program corel graphics itu sangatlah mantaBH, sodara² sekaliyan. kepret bener gue ga diajarin ini pas kulyah kemaren ya? harus gue bajak tuh program dari komputer kantor gue. ahohoho.

yang kedua, bos gue mukanya kaya peranakan johnny depp, stuart townsend dan viggo mortensen [ternyata bukan orlando bloom yang satunya lagi, mun! sorry udah ngasih harapan kosong ke elu ya, suy! Dan, please oh please, jangan salahin gue kalo gue hidup di tengah² ladang ganja ganteng, oke?]. beliau ini lulusan sekolah desain di ITALIA. oh my God! dude! italia aja dong! the place where they made geniuses as leonardo da vinci, michaelangelo, pablo picasso! aarrgghh!

yang ketiga, gue bener² engga cucok ama yang namanya narkoba. beberapa hari yang lalu kan gue motoin replika narkoba yang ada di kantor gue yah, buat bahan cover gitu. et dah ... kaga usah make, gue ngeliatin tu benda² selama seharian penuh aja gue udah giting sendiri! kerjaan yang harusnya bikin cover anti-narkoba, gue malah bikin ginian!

 

 

haduh, belom lagi work-mates gue yang gokil² age, harry dan widy. kita betiga tuh kerjaannya tiap ari begajulan mulu dah kalo di kantor. kalo udah bete, si age tuh pasti memainkan koleksi film bokepnya. gubrag pisan. trus gue ama age yang ganti²an muter lagu gitu, secara hanya kita bedua yang kompyuternya ada speker. kesian bets ya? dua hari yang lalu aja di tengah² kesetresan kita, gue, hary dan widy tuh yang dateng² ke kantor langsung nonton reservoir dogs aja dong. hore.

2.      akhir² ini gue lebih mencurahkan nafsu birahi menulis gue ke novel yang sudah berbulan² terbengkalai itu.

 

yep. inget kan gue punya dua proyek novel, yang satu CIKenLITel, trus yang satunya tuh gay²  gitu. sekarang lagi gue usahain untuk cepat terbit. dan yang gay² itu [gue belum ada judul buat mereka bedua … sama sekali!] sekarang udah hampir selesei … ngetiknya. belom gue baca ulang, belom gue bener²in, belom gue print, belom gue kasih ke penerbit, dan belom² lainnya.

sejauh ini gue mo berterima kasih kepada yokie dan mun yang sudah dengan suka rela menjadi klenci percobaan saya, lalu radith yang sudah dengan suka rela gue grecokin dengan pertanyaan² seputar menerbitkan novel. sehingga gue tau kalo buat dikirim ke penerbit itu bukan

kaya

begini

formatnya. tapi

 

seperti

ini.

 

ada yang berminat membaca “trailer” novel gue? beritempe ke saya ya, dan jangan lupa mencantumkan alamat imel anda.

selain menulis dan melacur itu sebenernya kalo boleh jujur gue ga ada kerjaan laen :|

doh! mun! lo kemari keq biar gue ada kerjaan! gue akan menampung elo dengan penuh kegembiraan di rumahku. ntar kukenalin ke george deh!

oh iya! gue belom cerita ya soal george? duh, sebenernya ini tuh hukum karma pisan deh! gue tuh dari dulu paling jijik sama yang namanya cicak! asli deh! biarpun tu cicak jaraknya sepuluh meter dari gue dan dia cuma duduk diam saja gue udah jerit²! dan yang paling horor tuh waktu gue ke rumah eyang gue di banyuwangi. susternya almarhum eyang gue beternak tokek aja dong! dan mereka berkeliaran dengan riangnya di rumah eyang gue! suatu saat mamanya colin farrel MasDit pernah iseng² berhitung bersama para tokek itu. ada berapa, tahukan anda? sepuluh? dikit amat! DUA PULUH SEMBILAN! i kid you not! beliau bilang sendiri ke gue. aslilah! dan pengalaman gue bersama tokek yang paling horor itu pas gue mo mandi. gue masuk kamar mandi, trus nutup pintu dong? nah tu pintu belum kelar nutup tau² ada tokeknya aja dong nemplok di pintu! asli gue jerit trus lari keluar! hiiihh … *meringding disko*

yeah, itulah gue dulu. tapi sekarang, guess what? gue sharing kamar tidur gue dengan sekeluarga cicak! duh. [sebenernya gue ga tau sih mereka beneran berhubungan darah ato ndak, tapi biar gue ga dituduh menyediakan tempat untuk kumpul kebo gue bilang aja mereka berkeluarga]. nah, sejauh ini yang udah gue liat tuh si bapak cicak, yang gue kasih nama george. trus ada anaknya kecil gitu [ini lebih sering adek gue yang liat, mungkin beliau jatuh cinta ama adek gue], gue kasih nama pete. berdasarkan laporan benalu kamar gue adek gue, yang lebih sering menampakkan diri itu si pete. sedangkan si georgenya jarang banget. gue sendiri ngeliat si george ini baru tiga kali mungkin. dia biasanya main² di jendela, mungkin dia pengen keluar ya? trus kalo gue dateng, dia kabur ke tempat lampu. pemalu memang dia.

kalo diinget² lagi, kayanya gue emang paling jago ya soal kualat² gini. ada yang masih inget “tragedy pemeran sirius black” pra- harry potter azkaban dulu? mungkin yang paling inget tuh si mun. dulu tuh manusia berjudul gary oldman gue maki abis²an pas gue tau beliau yang jadi sirius. ya elah, tau ndiri kan lo di bukunya si sirius ini digambarkan sebagai seseorang yang cowoq banget dan ganteng banget! ya gue emoh aja dong seseorang dengan nama belakang “OldMan” berperan sebagai si ganteng? wiiih .. abis deh gue caci maki si gaz [tentu saja gue tidak inget film dracula saat itu!]. eh sekarang … the rest is history deh.

oh ya, speaking about gary oldman, ada yang udah liat iklan Nokia N93 yang dibintangi beliau? luthu sekaliii!!!!

ngoms², bentar lagi puasa nih. bulan depan tanggal 24 gitu ya kalo ga salah, pas anniversary BoNyok gue, trus empat hari kemudiannya, gue ulang taon .. ahohoho. gue seneng banget bulan puasa. hehehe. ngga tau kenapa, bawaannya seneng aja bagun subuh² sahur, trus siang² ngabuburit, sore² pulang buka puasa dengan makanan enak² dan manis². kalo tarawih gue sangat jarang sekali semenjak gue memasuki usia dewasa. hahahaa. apalagi beberapa tahun terakhir gue kan banyakan puasa di ostrali, waduh .. tarawih di mana coba? bisa puasa aja udah sukur! hahaha .. iya bo, di ostrali itu selama gue di sana jatohnya pas summer aja dong, yang gelapnya baru jam sembilan malam gitu! et dah ...

kalo sholat iednya gue seringan di indo waktu masih di sana, paling sholat ied yang sukses waktu di ostrali tuh cuma taon kemaren doang. yang sebelumnya tuh .. kacau deh, jadi gue dan mas² gue tuh ga ada yang tau kalo hari itu udah idul fitri, jadi kita pas paginya masih bergembira ria sahur, coba? gubrag!

cerita apa lagi ya? hehehe. kemaren gue dapet donlod-an lagunya bryan banyak banget! yah, secara gue udah punya semua albumnya [kecuali yang pertama, gue miliki secara ilegal], dan hampir semua b-sidesnya, jadinya yang bisa gue buru sekarang adalah live songsnya dia. nah si bryan ini kan kalo live itu seneng banget ngebawain lagu orang di ujung² konser, biasanya yang classic-rock gitu, mulai dari elvis, beatles, rolling stones dan lain² gitu. kemaren gue berasa dapet  my greatest sex-dream ... bryan adams doing aerosmith song! aslilaahh .. itu gue harep² banget dari dulu! walopun di sex dream gue yang sebenernya, si blond midget bryan nyanyiin crazy ato cryin sih, tapi di sini beliau menyanyikan come together. duh ... trus gue dapet juga si bryan nyanyiin la bamba, ymca, here comes the sun .. hihii .. lutu lutu.

 

oh iya, ngomong², soal sex dream ... ada satu lagi yang juga adalah perwujudan sex dream gue. gary oldman bernyanyi. bukan hanya bernyanyi, dia duet. dengan seorang lelaki. bersama .... david robert jones, aka DAVID BOWIE!!!

oh my god! THE DAVID BOWIE! dia kan keren sekali! gue suka lagu²nya pak bowie ini. asli keren² banget! trus stylenya itu loh! metrosexual banget! dan sekarang mereka berdua bernyanyi! lagu yang gue maksud adalah you’ve been around. lagunya rock, rock oh-so-david-bowie, dan suaranya gaz terdengar cukup menyenangkan di lagu ini. suaranya david bowie kan yang besar begitu ya, besar dan agak rendah. sedangkan suara gaz tuh yang oh so sweet tapi kenceng, bariton. lutuna. gaaah ... ada videonya ndak ya? hehehe. asli gue pengen liat. gue tau sejauh ini, gaz itu ada di videonya guns ‘n’ roses yang since i don’t have you. whoa, kaya setan! keren tapi dia di situ. psycho abis.

 

gue gatau sih ini lagu taon berapa, tapi yang jelas gue tau david bowie dan gary oldman pernah main film bareng, basquiat. ni film keren banget! david bowie jadi andy warholaja dong! dan dia tuh sangatlah keren sekali jadi mr. warhol! tobh abis! trus gaz jadi albert milo... hmmm, gue ga tau ya kalo di real worldnya siapa, soalnya gue liat di imdb, karakternya milo ini bukan nama aselinya. dia sebenernya “perwakilan” siapa gitu, gue lupa. damn. mr. bowie and mr. oldman became friends afterwards. how cute is that?

well, that works for me at least.

as we all know, i was exhausted from having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow last weekend.

okay, i got seasick from having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow last weekend while i was visiting the pearl.

oh alright, i was got down with fever and flu last weekend, and that's the gospel truth, savvy?

 

guess what i saw on the telly this afternoon?

 

the story of ... bryan adams from much music channel [that's o channel when it came down to indo]. yes nchil, i saw it, even though i didn't reply your text. but thanx for telling, dearie!

how cute is that? a story of bryan adams's journey in music industry

 

 

i know i mighta know mostly EVERYTHING about this boy man, yeah [i was following his news ever since i was in junior high, for cryin' out loud!]. but there was this certain excitement to read or to watch something about him on the telly or on the mag, y'know? it's like that excitement of finding something new about anything you fancy that you never knew before.

 

take all for love for example. that superb trio of ASS [adams, sting, stewart]. now, come to think of it with my recently-installed gay-dar, ain't it a bit … queer for three gorgeous men singing "all for one and all for love" together? i dunno, maybe it's only me and my overly sensitive gay-dar.

and mun:|

i need someone to blame, mate. savvy?

 

apart from bryan adams's career, it also got some candid interviews with the Guy himself. being bryan adams, he was so candid [if i couldn't say childish], relaxed, even though he admitted that he didn't really fancy doing interviews. he gave out smart, cheeky, laid-back-yet-witty answers. he said it playfully, but we know that it was the serious answer from him, somehow. that was what interests me of him in the first place. he didn't take life seriously. he did what he wanted to do. and that was music. he wasn't too fuss of being a worldly-famous musician in the first place, he only wanted to be a musician. period.

 

i like bryan's  opinion on touring. i probably had mentioned in some entries before that bryan is a performing artist. and there you go, the man himself admitted that he did enjoy performing. in bryan's way, touring and performing was one way of showing to the world that he's a breathing artist, and he's not only a tape or cd artist, he could deliver those songs live as well. and that's why, people, he always gives the best of him when he was performing live. you won't be disappointed going to a concert of bryan adams. really.

 

there was one question that really caught my cheeky brain. bryan was asked about how does it feel to be a sex symbol. then bryan was asking back, 'is this the face of a sex symbol?' and pointing his face.

 

bryan, dearie, whenever you got that look on the only thing video with that shaggy hair, pouty mouth [where did you learned that?!], eyeliner, green shirt, leather pants, red six-strings …

 

 

 

or in the best of me. i know, you hated the video, but i can't help it, mate. you looked so bloody gorgeous there! that just-rolled-outta-bed 'do, that grey plain t-shirt and denim, that look when you know you're gonna score with that bitch woman. that's a million dollar of you, babes!

 

 

 

well, anyway, with those looks – which i must say, you had them pretty often lately – you virtually asking for sex just passed yourself as my sex-dream object! mwahahahahah …

 

voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir, monsieur adams?

 

*prepares scented candles, pillows, and … kameraaaaaahhhhh!!!*

 

ahem.

anyway … bryan also talked about his involvement in many humanity acts and various concerts. from tears are not enough, live aid, amnesty international to nelson mandela's 70th birthday's concert, prince's trust '86, etc etc. then his side-job as photographer [only talked about made in canada book, though]. but why he didn't say anything about that movie, house of fools? *giggles*

 

being a fan of bryan adams, i consider myself lucky that i got to watch house of fools [or dom durakov in its native tongue]. it's a russian movie directed by andrei konchalovsky, starred yuliya vsotskaya. i didn't giggle, because it was a dodgy movie, by all means no. on the contrary, 'tis a beautiful movie. okay, maybe it could be depressing for some of you [especially for you who don't like everything about russia, mental hospitals and bryan adams himself altogether! or separately, which ever you take it]. the story was about this mental patient, a delusional girl who believe that one day she will be rescued by her knight-in-shinning-armour, bryan adams.

i kid you not.

 

and the hospital she's in was abandoned because of the first chechen war, back in '96, and this girl and her fellow patients must survive themselves in the middle of the war, since they refused to leave the hospital. legend has it, that this movie was inspired by true events. now, until today, i'm still not sure if the "true event" mentioned here was that first chechen war or the fact that there was really a delusional girl wishing to get hitched with bryan, or maybe some other events. which ever it was, i think the movie was pretty superb.

 

i really like the movie. and since it wasn't on sale back in australia [really! i can't understand why!], anybody ever seen the dvd here? the dvd's cover was [supposed to be] like this

 

 

i dunno if they had it with other image. bryan's perhaps.

 

 

 

that russian word down there said 'bryan adams'. maybe. it looked like so, innit? i was just being an irritably know-it-all.

 

oh yeah here's what made me giggled. bryan adams's appearance in this movie. oh yes, matey, he does appear here. quite a lot, actually. hence, he's not only a cameo. even though, i'd hardly say that he could act :|

apart from that pimping video of let's make a night to remember with loads of hookers! but that's another story.

you know i love bryan. a lot. but i was telling the truth here, when i say all bryan did in this movie was swooping around that mental hospital from one end to another, with that static expression and the background music of have you ever really loved a woman whenever he was about to made the appearance. right, so he was more or less a ghost here, yeah? but oh my god, what a gorgeous face he got in this movie! i was off from everything bryan adams before i saw dom durakov, but when i did … all those lusts feelings were coming back. man, how hard it could be to get over your first love, eh?

 

 

 

*licks the monitor… on the person on the right, oscrof!*

*crot!*

*nose-bleed alert!*

*shoved toilet-paper-roll to each nostrils*

*wiped the monitor then carry on typing*

 

oh, oh, speaking about bryan and russia! there was one quick scene from the story of … that showed bryan and keith having a walk – JUST THE TWO OF THEM! – when they were in russia. oh my god they were having a date in russia! how romantic! and next it showed both of them taking each other's picture from both side of the road, bryan was on one end taking keith's pic, and keith was on the other taking bryan's.

ohmygaygodhowadorablewasthat!!!!

 

*SQUEEEEEE!!!!*

 

by the way, mun, remember that thing we were talking about? me being extra sensitive on gorgeous men's left ring-finger? yeah, here's probably one of the reason. see, this canadian here i was talking about, he's as single as you can imagine. never married. no girlfriend. current. not kidding here.

we enter august. it's 58 more sleeps to my b'day. yay!

 

 

right.

i went to see pirates of the caribbean: dead man's chest. again!!! went to see it with my beloved mun! *gay-hug!* and my sis and ijun.

 

 

 

yep, i went to bandung to see it with 'em. well, it so happened my dad and his bikers pack got this grand meeting in bandung. he didn't take his family before, but then my dear auntie [colin farrel's dearie mum] asked us if we wanted to join her and his hubby [my dad's big bro] to bandung. so, there we are, savvy?

 

well, as we all know, i watched the first one with ino and didiet and we were fifteen minutes late. now i believe that, because when i watched it now, we enter the studio about ten-to-seven, and it played the extra-trailers already. right. this time, i didn't miss anything. I watched it right from the very start.

 

as i promised in the previous entry, i will talk about the movie more descriptive when i had the second go, where i watched with my brain working with full attention to the movie. i watched the first one with pure lust too many excitement, mind you. johnny depp was too shagable!

 

 

*crot!*

*nose-bleed alert*

*shoved tampons into nostrils*

*keep on typing*

 

and to be really honest, i hardly give a damn you've seen it or not, so .. yadda yadda yadda, if you accidentally point your dodgy compass to the blank area and read the spoilers, it's gonna be your own fault. mwahahahah …

 

right.

the opening scene was dark. because it was raining. no really, it's heaps darker than the first one. apparently will and elizabeth were so ready to get hitched, when this "Gusti" [oh my dear God, why they have to translate "Lord" literally in indonesian for the subtitle???] called beckett got an arrest order for them because they helped a guilty-man to escape.

didn't need a genius to know who, innit?

 

remember that scene in the first movie where cap'n jack sparrow made an entrance? with that pathetic, er, boat of his? in this movie, he made more superb entrance! in jack sparrow's definition, oscrof!

 

the screen showed coffin got thrown to the sea, and one innocent crow started pecking on one of them. annoyingly.

then suddenly ... BANG! the crow flew, and fell to the sea, upside down. dead.

the coffin opened, enter the hottest filthy pirate ever! cap'n jack sparrow. apparently he was just getting a picture of the key to the dead man's chest.

 

one thing mun and i noticed when the movie got on this spot was … what is it with the cast?

in the first movie they were so fair [even for jack], bright skin and everything. here, they looked so tan and filthy. even for elizabeth. orlando bloom, you disappointed me, call yourself an elf-boy and you look this filthy? what viggo has done to you? but i forgive you for that hot back of yours! mwahahahahaha … well, we'll come to that later, savvy?

 

turned out that beckett was willing to exchange elizabeth's freedom with jack's dodgy compass.

yep the one that only points up and down doesn't point north. so off will go to find his old mate. old acquaintance, as he said.

he found the pearl on one of the island, thanx to this fisherman who got some fetish for roast pork, and he started calling jack's name. being william turner, the blonde elf boyfriend of aragorn hot yet always do something ... anything stupid since the first movie, he ignores the parrot who kept saying "don't eat me" and explore deeper to the forest. he got caught by the tribe there and brought to meet the leader of the tribe.

cap'n jack sparrow [remember those eyes on his face from the trailer? there you go.]

 

it was a laugh when will said, 'jack! i have to say i'm really happy to see you!' with that cry-baby face.

mun and i agreed that was orlando bloom speaking. not william turner! that was so orlando bloom!

it was a laugh also when jack started to speak in the native's tongue. all i get was piki-piki, eunicchi, slete-slete, seke-seke and savvy :|

how did he managed to pick the language so fast and they understand him?

 

it turned out what happened in this cannibal island was the beginning of all fun in this movie!

that legendary escaping scene of the pearl's crew! they were inside two of them ball-cages that got hung in the middle of the bridge over the river and they tried to reach the other side of the cliff by swinging there. it was a genius idea to put this amusement-park-circus kind of music while they were doing that! i love that! then when one of the crew accidentally slip out that it only takes SIX people to sail the pearl. there they are, racing to the top! that was hilarious!

 

they got caught while escaping, oscrof.

while the scout was reporting to the others, who was ready to roast jack alive – to release the human-god's soul from his mortal shape – came the scene where jack was blowing the fire underneath him. that one was a legend as well. he got free anyhow. so he escapes with that stick tied to his back!

when he met two women with fruits was the next funny thing, they were throwing fruits to him, and somehow jack manages to stab them with the stick. there he was, bending over waiting for will to fuck him, with fruits on the front and end part of the stick.

he was heaps lucky though, for still alive after falling about … i dunno, twenty stories of cliff?

but then again, he's cap'n jack sparrow. the man with all the luck in the world!

 

long story short, pearl manages to sail away. with half of the crew, since one of the ball-cage fell down.

actually, at this part of the movie, jack had known that davy jones is looking for him, hence he needs to find the chest.

off he went to this über-cool psychic called tia dalma who is inseparable with him. was. before. used to.

 

i love this woman's accent! he got the coolest accent! ever!

after the british.

after the irish.

 

oh by the way, for you who was wondering why the hell jack the monkey is still there and an undead? put on the first pirates dvd, watch it, at the end credits, fast forward until the words and the cool song finished, there you'll find a short scene where the monkey nicked another aztec coin. bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt, you've got your answer, savvy? 

 

for you who had seen it, or you who haven't and didn't give a damn of those warnings i gave you,

notice that there were actually hints of barbossa presence in tia dalma's house, and probably for the third movie!

remember, when the psychic was talking with william, and jack was observing a hat with a feather? guess whose hat that is? barbossa's.

and when the monkey was seen sitting next to a pair of boots. whose boots are they? barbossa's.

it was quite fun when you realised, y'know?

 

as hints for the next movie, there were three i noticed, the first was when jack took a ring from tia dalma's desk, do you remember that there was a necklace with a silver heart there? if you only watched it once, and you had good memory, that necklace was twins with davy jones's.

and the million dollar question would be … is tia dalma was the woman who davy jones loved?

 

next, what is that ring that jack took? could it give the answer in the third movie?

and was it her mere gift that she knew william turner's name? or else, since william turner sr. was working for davy jones.

we shall wait, savvy?

 

oh, one thing i really curious about was that jar of eyes. since it was shown a lot with that wooden-eyed pirate, i was wondering, could it be that his real eye was one of them inside?

 

move along, we would have our first sight of spongebob's green ghost-ship the flying dutchman and davy jones. oh my dear God, they were über-cool! really! i love what they did to bill nighy to get that face and body! again, i'd say the captain of flying dutchman wasn't as scary as i thought. but then again, we were watching pirates of the caribbean. this was the movie that i hoped to be pure horror when i saw the teaser poster of the first movie. without knowing that it would be a walt disney production.

 

have i tell you that jack sparrow was a man with all the luck in the world?

you don't believe me?

take a good look at the scene where he was looking for ninety-nine boat crew-turned-souls, including former-commodore norrington, to give to pay his debt. in tortuga. there was a fight in the bar, and every time he ducked to get a hat, a bottle was barely missed him!

twice!

how lucky can he get?

 

here he was reunited with elizabeth, who somehow managed to get his compass to work. and we could also see that she started to flirt with the cap'n.

i love jack's face here … he's just too adorable!

 

remember i was mentioning about will turner jr. met will turner sr. in my previous entry?

yep, that lovely scene. no, that LUSTY scene! they met over orlando bloom's tanned, muscled, sexy, shinny ILLEGAL back! oh i would love to be that whip! to touch that back and never let go.

 

don't you just love nasty man who adores music?

lestat [not my dog!] could play piano in interview with the vampire, norman stansfield with his fetishes to beethoven in leon: the professional, scar with that sexy deep illegal voice [of jeremy irons!] in the lion king.

 

the same to davy jones. he loves his orgel so much. if there was a scene with orgel music background, that would be a live performance from him. really, notice the orgel sounds suddenly stopped when will said, 'i challenge davy jones,' there you go. that would be mr. jones stopped playing.

 

legend has it that the flying dutchman had a lethal weapon called the kraken. apparently it was a giant sushi octopus or squid, i dunno. again, love the fx! kudos for the fx team!

 

the pearl arrived at isle cruces, where davy jones buried his cheesy love letter because he was afraid that his crew would read it and found out how sissy he was the chest with "him heart" in it. that dodgy compass really pointed, man, to johnny depp only whatever you really want in the world. and that's where the compass confused elizabeth, since it always pointed to jack whenever she held it.

a bit cliché, i know.

 

enter will turner. we've got a big lovely orgy communion. not!

will realised that jack was fooling him and elizabeth. norrington wanted what's inside the chest to be given to beckett so he could get his life back. will got the key, hence he'll stab the heart, so he could save his twice-cursed father as he promised, but jack wanted to keep the heart so he could make jones follows his order and stopped the kraken from being a frightening fan-girl stalking him.

what a wonderful life they had, eh?

 

that's where the ménage a trois of jack, will, norrington started. threesome swashbuckling. literally, not perversely. it was hilarious to see 'em fighting in circles and moving away from the beach to this ruins inside the island.

enter the hamster water wheel and that three-for-two sword share between elizabeth and those twosome pirates from the first movie to fight davy jones's army.

 

and who was the lucky winner to get a look at davy jones's thum-thum?

cap'n jack sparrow.

 

the fight on the beach was a laugh as well, that blasted hamster wheel finally stops, with will and norrington in it. i love what will did when he was out from the wheel, he saw that there was a major fight, and he said, 'right', while pointing his sword to them, he walked two steps and he fell down from the effects of hamster wheel!

oh my God, that's a legend! that was orlando bloom, i tell ya!

 

finally what jack feared of came, flying dutchman released the kraken to have blacky [black pearl]. he did a cowardly thing by running away, but after seeing his compass he returned. love that scene where elizabeth hugged jack's leg while he was shooting the ammo and rum to explode kraken.

aawww … ain't that cute?

 

but my favourite scene was yet to come.

when jack ordered the crew to abandon ship, we could see that he was looking around blacky for the last time. that expression of his was fabulous. then elizabeth came and they snogged.

i want that!! i want to be keira knightley's double for that scene!

then she cuffed jack to the pole. oh my god, jack's face was soooo shagable! it was fucking obvious that he'd rather blacky gone down than got that kind of treatment from elizabeth! and when he said 'pirate' to her, omigod! that was so deep!

 

jack vs. the kraken.

why, oh, why jack sparrow always looked gorgeous at the end of his movies?

first movie, when the pearl crew picked him up and he was flying over the ship before landing in. that was wicked.

second movie, face-to-face with the kraken, he attacked it, he went inside, he went down with the pearl. oh my god, that was friggin' fabulous!

actually, i kinda notice that kraken was a female of the species. notice how much it drools when it came one on one with jack? and how it was so eager to ate him?

kraken is a female. period.

 

back at tia dalma.

all those hints before are coming to conclusion, tia dalma has barbossa as a pet! there was barbossa in her house! alive? perhaps. he ate an apple!

i went hysterical when i saw him. i know i've seen this movie, but his appearance was a million dollar scene!

i really can't wait for 2007!

pirates of the caribbean: at world's end

 

the movie was awesome! i love it a lot! i wouldn't mind to watch it again! really.

i also notice that there were some scenes that reminded us [mun and i] to lord of the rings, tho.

 

that jail where people were throwing coffins?

that was so mordor-ish. the view, i mean.

and why will turner jr. looked like aragorn? no, really! he was tanned, he got those slight facial hair, and his hair was darker and more rugged than the first movie, for cryin' out loud! but, oscrof orlando, i understand that we tend to copied the appearance of someone we fancy, or perhaps liking what that someone fancy? looked rugged-ly maybe?

in isle cruces, one of the ruins really looked like that broken bridge of khazad-dum. where the beginning of legendary scense of aragorn-legolas started.

and will's upset face after he saw elizabeth kissed jack.

that was so legolas when he was returning aragorn's evenstar. really.

 

oh, and the scene where davy jones opened his chest and found it was empty.

that scene nastily reminded me to the fifth element! remember that scene where jean-paul gaultier's pimp zorg was opening the case where the four elements stone supposed be in it? yeah, that one! and that legendary laugh of leeloo. and the following lines:

 

Zorg: this ... this case is empty

Leeloo: hahahahahahahahahaha.

Zorg's man: what do you mean empty?

Zorg: empty. the opposite of full.

Zorg: this case supposed to have four stones in it! not one or two or three! but four! four stones! zero crates, zero stones!!

 

ah that was hilarious! gary oldman was a legend as jean baptise ... emmanuel ... ZORG.

 

after having raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow watching this movie, both mun and i got down with sea-sick fever. but seems like mine was worse than her's [ha! i got more raw-raunchy-hot-maniacal-sex with cap'n jack sparrow! beat ya!], cuz she still manages to go to work. while me … i was staying at home, rolling around in my bed. gah.

 

i did what mun told me tho.

had a nice warm meal. That's jack.

had a nice hot shower. That's will.

sleeping warmly. that's will for the matress and jack for the blanket.

 

arright, get well soon, suy!

 

by the way, today i watched o channel, it was live @ much music. they had sting as their guest, [SEXY! Eye-fest!] and on one of the 'random-people-question', there was this bloke, looking more or less like this

 

 

said, 'hi, i'm bryan, i'm from vancouver. i want to ask sting, that i heard his bassist's name is bryan. why?'

 

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*

 

he was adorable!! i want to eat him.

 

speaking 'bout bryan, remember my dutch-friend, razzy? whom i met when she was over to adelaide?

she told me that she went to see bryan in germany about four weeks ago.

that cheeky bryan really one football hooligan, eh? four weeks ago in germany was still the world cup days. you hit two birds with a stone, eh, bryan?

 

 

mental note to myself: my hair looked like aragorn. right, i'll grow it and make it like his

 

 

ain't he just sexy?!

maybe if i was lucky enough to get a flexible workplace, i could dye my hair blue with silver highlights. something wicked this way comes?

right. jumat malem kemaren di trans tv ada film berjudul air force one. yep, gary oldman’s in it. gue sama mun yang overly excited gitu sambil nonton saling berkirim sms. dan demikianlah percakapan kami selama 3 jam film [termasuk iklan]

 

yes, mun, your messages and the sent ones [except the early ones, so i’ll use my memory instead] are still in sirius [-> my mobile’s name]

 

eLmo: suy, ada er fors one fi trans tuh. dah mulai.

 

Mun:    iyah ini saya lg ntn. Baidewei, knp ya oom2 gantang seksi yg kt dmen itu smuanya teroris yak? E.g. bang gary d sini, gruber bros di die hard.. samting wong wit as?

 

eLmo:  iya juga ya. Wakakakka. Kenapa lelaki2 gantang seksi itu selalu teroris? Wat is wong with dem?

 

eLmo: muntjul! Ya owloh, a terrorist that KYOOT!! Shuold be illegal! Twice! Once for being so KYOOT!! Once for having that accent!

 

Mun:    duh gusti. Kok ada ya teroris imyut bgini. Klo gw jd presidennya, psti uda gw tangkep, gw borgol, trus gw pksa brcinta dah! Forsem-an ma si grubers klo perlu. One big, happy, terrorizing family.

 

eLmo:  ladies and gentlemen, next on the catwalk, we have the only person who can make  bullet-proof vest looked damn sexy. That terrorist!

 

Mun:    “hows ur blouse?”.. hello?! Sadar gak sih efeknya klmt itu bwt kta?!.. *crut*

 

eLmo: wuakakakakak. Mungkin beliau mau ikut dibasahin sama kita *cret* duh suara itu ...  accent itu ... he’s just ilegally SEXXXAAAYY!!! *crutjuga*

 

Mun:    lucky woman, that russia. Damn. Bitch. *crutlagi*

 

eLmo:  yeah i know. Whore. Eh liat deh di indosiar, ada miss us, salah1 pembawa acaranya  dari QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy, namanya Carson Kressley. Doi bagian fashion gitu.

 

Mun:    duh gw blm prna liat show ituh. kyknya asik ja? *duhlogateropatimuritumasyaaloh* ..HAPP!! *makan gary oldman*

 

eLmo: e-eh koq sakarepe deweambil2 makanan org ya? *tetepgigitgaryoldman* duh biyung.  Pusing aku ono teroris imoet bgitu! Midgetmatabesarmukaoon. Iya seru bgt shownya.

 

eLmo: yah demikian kiranya penampilan dari teroris imutmidgetbermatabesarmukaoon yang satu itu. Bleh .. ntn Rosencrantz+Guildenstern Are Dead ah. Hihihi. Rothgazm.

 

Mun:    Ga rame ah pelemnya. Sad ending. Jagoannya mati *lho!* tapi sapa suru jg sih kecil2 jd pnjahat.. sini pulang! *tarik si oon, mandiin, kasi mamam, trs boboin!*

 

eLmo: Doh! Gantian dong! ni lagi dikelonin jg si oonnya. Eh tp linenya dia dalem2 yak yg pak pres bunuh org pke tux gpp, tp dia bunuh org krn nasionalis itu monster.

 

Mun:    iyup. Isunya msh aptudet evn now ya. Kpn ya da teroris yg ngbjak erforswan bush? Lmyn mngurangin org bego d dunia. Sukur2 sih pas bush lg pegi brg paris hilton. Skaliyan 2. bt .. *kedepkedip* me still think ‘hows ur blouse?’ is th bst line here XD

 

eLmo: be3 ma bitchni sepir d *teteup*. Hoho, one simple line could raise so many fantasies, eh? Apalagi diucapkan olehnya dgn suara itu dan axen itu *crot!*

 

 

line yang dimaksud oleh mun dan gue itu adalah yang berikut ini:

 

'Is that the first time you ever seen a person killed? Huh? You'd think I'm a monster. That I killed this man. Somebody's son. I am somebody's son too. I have three small children. Does this surprise you?'

'Why did you kill him?'

'Because I believe, when I shot that man, I know in that instant. How deep was my belief - I would turn my back on God Himself – for Mother Russia. My doubts, my fears, my own private morality, it is lost in this moment. For this love. You know your father, he has also killed too. Is he a bad man?'

'That's not true'.

'Why? Because he did it in a tuxedo with a television-call and smart bombs?'

'You are a monster, and my father is a great man. You are nothing like my father.'

pertama kali gue nyadar isi line itu gue ingin menikahi teroris-rusia-nan-seksi-bersuara-dan-beraksen-ilegal itu bener² ngakak atas kejujuran penulis skripnya.

 

sebenernya ada lagi sih line yang nyaho pisan:

 

'I know what you're thinking, First Lady. You want me dead. We might come to that. In a war, people die.'

'This isn't war. You just murdered an unarmed woman!'

'You murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a gallon of gas and are going to lecture me about the rules of war?! DON'T!!'

come to think of it, ni filem dibikin sebelum jamannya peresiden bush ya? hmm ...

 

anyway,  kejahatan gue dan mun belum berakhir sampe situ!

besoknya kan gue ke puncak tuh dalam rangka ulang taon opung gue, pada tanggal 22 juli. wah, seru pisan deh ngumpul² ma sepupu² gue yang penjahat² itu!

nah selagi browsing² channel tv, berenti dong di astronout’s wife, yang dimainkeun oleh johnny depp dan charlize theron [gorgeous couple. they would make beautiful babies together!]

dan gue ma mun meneruskan kejahatan via sms ituh!

 

eLmo: ya awloh! Tv7 ada Bininya Astronot! Joni Dep djeng! Joni Dep! Gantang! *crot!*

 

Mun:    astronot imut yang minta dimakan jugaaa!! *crut*

 

eLmo:  AAAAAMMMMMM...!! *makan astronot yg yaowlohimutbgt!!heshouldbeillegalaswell   itu* nyokap gw tiba2 anteng d dpn tipi :|

 

Mun:    nyokap lu psti lg ‘pengen’ tuh .. pengen ngelus2 pipi Dek Joni.. trus, haapp! XD *kanibaaaalll!!*

 

eLmo:  iya kali ya :| duh ada apa dengan kita ya. Dr kmaren demennya midget2 yang psychopath semua!

 

Mun:    ada apa dgn laki2 midget dgn mental trganggu ini tptnya! Kmrn teroris, hr ini alien (ato kdg giting smbl jln zigzag), bsk apa lg ya?! Yah, smua pny klbhan n kkrgan.. *sok bijak*.. *crut* hrs ya tgnnya grepe2 k situ ya bang?! *mimisan stres*

 

eLmo: harus gitu yah bang? Harus gitu mukanya? Harus nafsuin gitu?? Stres gue liat mukanya si akang johnny di sini! *crot!*

 

Mun:    uda pny dipidinya jg msh aja kampungan gt ntn tipinya yah! pke buang2 plsa bwt  sms2 ga ptg geneh pulak.. XD n nyadar ga seh klo kt2 ini mijet jg?! Mijet ska mijet.. hap. Kunyahkunyah.

 

eLmo: eh itu kan elu. Gue seumur2 baru skr nonton ni pilem. Hehehe. Iye, si bryan, gary ma tim roth kan mijet gituh pada. 175an lah ...

 

Mun:    duh jd ingt, kdoyanan gw si Hyde itu jg cm 158cm. Kbratan d muka. Bodo ah! Biar mijet yg penting smuanya brplagdematabuletmukaoon n SEXXXAAAYH!! Tul ga?

 

eLmo: betchyul banget! Eh, udahan dulu ya suy. Bokap gue udah lirik2 nih. Heheh .. nite, suy!

 

Mun:    wakakaka.. lirik balik aja! Malem, oom! Nite suy!

 

 

apakah kejahatan berakhir di sini?

 

TIDAK!! hari ini, tercatat tanggal 25 juli, ada hugh jackman berpedang panjang ikan berpedang di trans tv. gue dan mun ceting lagi dong sembari nongton!

untuk filem yang satu ini, provokatornya adalah ketika stanley [hugh jackman] disepong sama wanita ber IQ 70. at least itu kata ginger [halle berry] di film ini.

 

wah asli deh, sejak gue nongton ni filem pertama kali, gue udah horni liat hugh jackman maen golep berlillitkan handuk di pinggang sajah gembira ria banget liat tu scene!

ada hacker, disuruh ngehack sistem keamanan us government dalam waktu 60 detik, dengan pistol di kepala dan di oral. belom lagi muka setengah orgasmenya oom hugh di tengah² kejadian. Waddddooooohhhh!!!!

 

eLmo: lg ntn Swordfish ga? Gile itu Hugh Jackman. Ngehack sambil diblowjob 55 detik. Saya suka scene itu. *saikonya kumat*

 

Mun:    iya ntn! XD set dah. Gantang skali bliau wkt dblowjob.. er, wkt d pelm ini maksudnya. Ahem.

 

eLmo: liat yg d awal pelm? Yg beliau maen golep make kain dililitkan d pinggang thok? Duh... ingin rasanya menarik kain itu walau sedikit muahahahaha!!

 

Mun:    iyah!! Yg pas bliau lg m’ayunkan stik (golfnya, oscrof) trs kakinya rd ngangkat atu.. duh klo tipi gw bs 3D, gw pasti uda ngintip k bwh anduknya tuh.

 

Mun:    ANAK PEREMPUAN YG BRUNTUNG SKALEEE!!.. Bitch.

 

eLmo: lo tau ga siy gw lg ngetik sms ngebahas that lil bitch? :| that lucky lil bitch. Gw pny babeh ky gitu ga bakal mau ttp tgl ma bokap tiri juragan bokep!

 

Mun:    ahuahuahuahua! Org tolol emg mkirnya sma!! Klo gw pny bokap bgt.. GA MAOOO!! Bisa inses!! Bs seumur idup jomblo krn ga ada co yg bs nandingin tu bokap gantang itu!! klo pny bokap ky gt, gw mnding Putus Hubungan Kluargaa!!

 

eLmo:  duh tu jenggot [travolta]. Inses! Hahaha. Punya bokap kya gt should be illegal [evrything is illegal these days] rela dicoret ahli waris asal ga inses getoh?

 

Mun:    duh ni heker minta dimakan jg ya suy.. *siyap2 sndok grpu*

 

eLmo: akhir2 ini kynya Qta makmur skali ya. Bnyk makanan :| *as if we do it everyday* mau pinggang ke atas ato k bawah djeng? *ambil butcher’s knife*

           

eLmo: eh djeng, ngomz2 dah prna liat iklan tv Nokia N93?kata Wing [Descendant] -> aka Putri aka Me’eng, bintangnya si Gary Oldman. Penasaran! Kya apa ya beliau dsitu?

 

Mun:    lets just eat the lil’ bitch and keep the daddy, shall we?

 

Mun:    he? Iklannya dputer d tipi sinikah? Gw blm prna liat tu.

 

eLmo:  euh i don’t feel like wasting my energy chewing *that*. What if you eat *that* and i keep the daddy? XE doi liatnya di tv cable :|

 

Mun:    dsr elep gotik maruk. XD klo d tipi kabel wandaktau y. Tipi sy jg pke kbel      (antene&listrik) tp ga nympe tuw iklan.

 

wah, seru pisan dah nonton film “bareng” si mun. terbukti dari the [ji]da[t] vinci code yang menjadi korban keganasan nonton bareng gue dan mun. suy, kapan nih kita nonton film bareng lagi. harusnya si bajak laut giting ya? wah, sayang banget ga bisa ketemu tuk nonton bareng ya kita. mungkin ntar² deh kalo kita lagi kunjungan sosial lagi dan ada yang punya dvd bajak laut giting ini, kita nonton bareng yak!

*berasa rumah tetanggaan*

 

hmm .. walopun gue masih yakin kalo arisan gembira sambil marathon Queer As Folk itu lebih mengundang. ya gak?

 

bagaimana, teman² arisan gembira lainnya?

SPOILER WARNING!

if you wanted to read the full entry, get your dodgy compass and point to the blank spot block the whole entry!

ye be warned! arrr ... !!

 

 

*shoving marco materazzi down mun’s throat*

 

gue dah nonton pirates 2!!! gue dah nonton pirates 2!!!

anjing, keren bangeeettt!! pol²an pisan dah kerennya!

 

gue nonton ni film barengan ino ma didiet.

pirates of the jatiwaringin.

kenapa disebut demikian? karna kita betiga tinggalnya di daerah jatiwaringin.

gue di jatiwaringin antilope.

ino di jatiwaringin asri.

didiet di jalan raya jatiwaringin.

hore!

yah, itung² sekalian reuni kecil²an dari persaudaraan anime kita sebelum membajak rumah wari.

 

yeah, nonton mau yang jam 8, tapi kita nyampe ke byoskop jam 8.15 dong. aslilah. ini semua gara² didiet pas disamperin masih sarungan! sempet mikir juga sih, nonton ato engga. tapi setelah semua hinaan yang ditujukan ke didiet semua effort untuk nomat beramay², ya udahlah. jabanin aja. toh baru telat 15 menit. belom trailer² yang ada toh? [walopun sampe kita keluar byoskop lagi, kita ga tau sebenernya udah ketinggalan berapa menit sih sampe adegan topinya jack jatoh ke laut itu? ada yang bisa menjawap?]

 

what the heck.

 

filmnya, over all gue bilang .... ANJINGKERENBANGET!!!

gue suka ceritanya. gue suka special effectsnya. gue suka adegan²nya. gue suka cinematographynya. gue suka karakter²nya. gue suka SEMUAAAAA!!!!

 

what can i say?

the gangs are all here! jack, will, elizabeth, commodore norrington, mr. gibbs, the black pearl, jack the monkey. hell, even barbossa is here!!!

how wicked is that?

 

i’m not gonna review the story. well, not yet. am too excited! *squee!*

 

anyway, davy jones.

oh. my. god.

how wicked is he? bill nighy really gave a superb performance as the cursed underwater pirate here! [even though, i still think davy wasn’t as spooky as i thought]

those tentacles on his face, the hands, the look. they looked fucking real!

standing kudos to the animation team!

even his crew are wicked! various types of sea-creature-men. and the ship! dennis bergkamp’s ship the flying dutchman. the ship’s spooky, fabulous, and superb!

 

jack sparrow.

johnny depp.

*sigh*

gila ya ni orang. abis²an banget kerennya di film ini! karakternya lebih kuat gitu daripada di film pertama. lebih ke explore gimana seorang jack sparrow itu. dia emang make segala cara untuk kepentingan pribadinya dia. tapi kalo temen²nya dalam bahaya, dan walopun dia keliatan ogah²an whatsoever, dia bakal stick up to his mates no matter what.

dan emang gue liat di film ini si jack itu lebih licik dan nakal gitu tampangnya.

dan kelakuannya :|

but he’s just too adorable!

christ, he must be the sexiest pirate i’ve ever seen. oh dan gayanya itu lho! huahuau .. gaya giting, jalan zig zag tangan lenje! yuuuk ... pisan dah!

 

gue juga suka pertemuan singkat will turner jr dan will turner sr.

oh me god. mengharukan sekali.

bokapnya will itu walopun udah terkutuk jadi setengah makhluk laut gitu masih berperasaan banget.

ihiks ...

 

by the way, orlando bloom nya tampil lebih lelaki lho di film ini!

ahohoho ... punggung yang terbuka itu!

*gantian sama mun menjelma menjadi petjut*

 

keira knightley.

she’s hot, isn’t she? well, i’d rather watch her smooching orlando bloom AND johnny depp than kate wosbrot browost brosowohot sobrot whateversisname. huh.

perusak rumah tangga viggo mortensen dan orlando bloom ituh!

 

yeah walopun miris juga sih pas adegan dia ngeliat elizabeth smooching sama jack!

argh. gila tu adegaaann!! aslilaahh!! sexy abiiss!!

saya mau dong ciuman sama jack, i mean, johnny depp :|

 

oh ... tia dalma.

dukun beranak yang pernah ngasih jack kompas biadabnya. keren banget beliau itu. gue suka banget sama aksennya!

keren bo!

 

dan pas di endingnya dong.

tau² dia miara barbossa aja!

ya owloh, gue udah mo histeris gitu.

yang pas mo abis, kan dia nanyain ke crew black pearl, apa mereka mau kalo harus berlayar ke ujung dunia demi nemuin jack sparrow? dan mereka pada mau [so sweet, walopun mereka udah ditipu abis²an ama jack, tapi mereka tetep peduli ama si kapiten]. nah, tia dalma itu bilang untuk bisa pergi ke ujung dunia, mereka harus melewati lautan² yang aneh. dan untuk melewati semua tempat itu, mereka membutuhkan kapten yang udah tau medannya.

 

dan nongol dong!!

 

barbossa!

makan apel!

 

aslilaaaaahh!!! gue tuh udah hampir teriak gitu ngeliat beliau yang satu itu!

sumpah keren banget pas dia turun tangga!!

aarrrgg!!! gue bener² excited abis pas liat itu adegan! gue bener² jadi ga sabar nunggu yang ketiga!

 

bayangkan sodara²!!!

 

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

 

Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones dan Barbossa ada di satu film!!!

Pasti bakal keren banget kan tuh!?

 

duh, gue ga sabar bangeeettt!!

 

oyah, entry gue yang satu ini isinya masih excited² semua yah. soalnya ya emang begitulah keadaannya. ntar wiken, saptu ato minggu gitu, gue mo nonton lagi piratesnya, kali ini ama abang gue, mario. ntar mungkin otak dan akal sehat gue udah bisa jalan dengan seharusnya, baru gue bikin entry sebenernya okeeehhh???

belom lagi si mun yang bilang kalo pas adegan di pondoknya tia dalma itu ada hints buat pirates 3! gah ... so far sih gue baru curiga sama barang² yang dikleptoin si kapiten.

hmmm ... ga tau yang lain ya, soalnya gue tersepona banget sama si mbah dukun.

 

duh!

keren banget ni fileeeeemmm!!!

 

*still shoving materazzi down mun’s throat*

happy b’day for my beloved “charmed sista” pu’un!

well ‘twas yesterday though. i didn’t forget it this year, did i, eh? between my hot animal sex making love eyes-feast with johnny depp [pirates of the caribbean: black pearl  and from hell in a row on the telly, mate!] ha!

 

well, anyway, how’s everybody doing now? i heard that the school starts tomorrow, yeah? [that’s monday, july 18^th 2006] well, good luck to you all in the new term. do your best in studies [now they have “minimum grade” for graduating, which i reckon was bollocks big time], but please, oh please! spare some time to have fun! you don’t want your brain turned to veggies, aren’t ya?

 

right.

obviously i’m not a good advisor, maybe ‘twas a good thing i didn’t do PSYCHO-logy as my course back then.

 

this came with the paper today. it was IN the paper, actually.

 

 

 

oh.

my.

God.

 

*licks the monitor*

 

could he be more sexier? really. look at that face! those eyes. he might be wearing a “simple” white-shirt-blue-suit-and-a-tie but, look how that simplicity really brings out his sexiness! i want him for my b’day! well, the  only flaw in this pic was this.

 

 

 

why … ?

 

man, i miss the world cup, already. miss the ’98 more, tho. that summer of ’98 with dennis bergkamp, brian laudrup [where is he now?], marc overmars [and him?], de boer brothers,  zinedine, obviously.

well, since the world cup has ended [english premiere’s coming soon!], my sis and i were back to the old time favourites. midnight movies! yay!

we’ve got few new movies, y’know? v for vendetta, lucky number slevin, everything is illuminated, cars and munich. we haven’t watched cars, cuz it was actually dad’s. he was the one who asks us to get it.

 

right, i’ve done my review on vendetta, yeah? so pass and on to the next movie.

 

lucky number slevin

 

it was one of those whodunit movies. or maybe not.

slevin [josh hartnett] was visiting his friend’s apartment, which resulted him mistaken to his mate. twice. by rivalry mobs. the boss [morgan freeman] and the rabbi [sir ben kingsley].

 

why was he called the rabbi? because he’s a rabbi.

 

the boss asked him to paid a debt on $96 grand number. somehow slevin owed him. pay it or kill the rabbi’s son. gay son. since the rabbi killed his. an eye for an eye, a life for a life. he got three days.

 

just few minutes after slevin was returned to “his” apartment, rabbi’s people came to picked him up – again, mistaken him for his mate – cuz according to rabbi, slevin owed him $32 grand. somehow he owed him. he got three days.

 

what slevin didn’t know [and apparently also each other], there was a hitman who was told to keep an eye on slevin, mr. smith [bruce willis], hired by both the boss and the rabbi.

 

the whole movie would show how slevin cope with his $96 grand and $32 grand debts or kills the rabbi’s son. he wasn’t alone, though. the girl-next door [lucy liu] helped him. Yeah, all those lovey-dovey cheesiness were there.

 

i love the script! the dialogues are great and satyr [sometimes stupid, though] and the way the story was told the whole movie is really great. it’s a bit tarantino or guy ritchie-ish [lock, stock and snatch], come to think of it. it was directed by paul mcguigan. british? no wonder. it got those fast-moving scenes, which somehow became a trademark for british movies.

 

if you love such movies, then i really suggested you see slevin.

love the ending.

 

and now i remember it, was paul mcguigan the name of oasis’s bass player back then? yeah. this bloke.

 

 

 

right, that’s him. or famously known as guigsy. i used to taken a fancy of him. he was chubby and cute back then. one of my junior high’s senior looked like him. not exactly, but he got fair skin, chubby cheeks and well, really, from some perfect angles he would looked like guigsy. so i gave him the nickname “guigsy”. not that his real name was paul mcguigan. it was eiffel kneifel.

i never had the chance to find out if that was his real name or not, but still … whoa!

 

legend has it that he got french blood in his veins. i dunno. it was a quick crush, though. didn’t last more than a month, since I learn he was a snob.

 

 

everything is illuminated

 

I first saw elijah wood before he was gay in the good son as mark. though he was overlooked by macaulay culkin who was superb as the psycho child, henry, he gave a fabulous performance there. well, the boy really got those inhuman beautiful super-blue eyes, yeah, and he did really well as frodo. in everything is illuminated, you’ll see elijah in one of those one-face-expression thing. he could act greatly, alright. it’s just really funny when he did one of those!

 

right, the movie is about searching something from your past. perhaps on the type of garden state or elizabethtown [garden state was fab, and i still haven’t seen elizabethtown! maybe I will when they changed the leading lady :| ].

 

jonathan [elijah] travelled to the ukraine, to one of the village that was erased by the nazis because of the jewish population. he wanted to find the woman who encouraged his grandfather to move to america, cuz he learned from his grandmother, that if he didn’t move to america, maybe they wouldn’t live so well. or worse, they could have been hunted down by the nazis.

 

jonathan hired a guide – whose job was to show the jewish relatives around where their ancestors used to live, whatsoever – and the grandson, alex [a very spunky bloke with attractive ukraine-russian accent], as the translator. so, they started the journey finding this place called …

the trip didn’t go really well, though, since nobody seemed have to heard about the place they were looking for. and apart from that, alex’s grandfather was that kind of person you’d thought last as a travelling companion. he hardly spoke english and he thought he was blind [he was the driver, for cryin’ out loud!].

 

their journey finding the place gave an eye-opener for the three of them. about what really happened in the past, what they have achieved so far from there, about the jewish community.

 

it’s a beautiful movie. liev schreiber directed it. yep, not only a good actor [his current act was in the omen. the new one], he also wrote the script and directed it. i wasn’t quite sure where this movie was made, but it was so beautiful! the view along the movie was gorgeous! liev really didn’t give us time to blink. he wanted us to enjoy what was in his movie. all those eastern european view were so breathtaking. you won’t regret watching it. it’s simple, it’s beautiful, it’s entertaining. have i said that the music here was lovely as well?

 

i found it better than garden state.

 

munich

 

the last one i watched would be munich. it wasn’t a success. nope, not the movie. the movie itself was awesome! it was my [pirated] dvd! shit, i hope God put on mercy on the person who did the piracy on this one i bought. it was so crap! the movie was going on well until about half-an-hour to the end! it kept skipping for every two seconds, and i miss the dialogues for those good half-an-hour! goddamnit!

 

i know how the movie ends, but i didn’t know what happened! argh!

that dvd really got on my nerves!

 

munich was inspired by the true event, back in 1972, during the munich olympics. 11 israeli athletes were murdered by the palestines, who called themselves black september.

then came avner [mr. washing-board-chest eric bigbanana bana]. he was hired to killed the people behind them who slaughtered the israeli atheletes. they were in europe, and avner got four other men to helped him. one of these men was daniel craig, the new james bond.

 

oh my god! what were they thinking?! him on this age doing casino royale now is probably older than sean connery when he did it back then! no, really! he looked tired [dude! james bond is having sex with women, i couldn’t see him have sex with ONE woman!] and he’s blonde! since when … ? ah, never mind. he’s official as james bond anyway. i still thought eric bana should do. but … then again he’s too cute. what about orlando bloom? oh yeah, a beautiful james bond. bond will be chased by men, especially when it’s viggo mortensen playing the villain! maybe we should have rupert everett all the way, yeah?

what about ralph fiennes??? that’s a smart choice, innit, mun??

 

gah! i shoulda wrote a review here! [or something like that … ]. sorry for bitching around, that dvd still gotten on my nerves.

 

right, avner was given the duty and he did them smoothly. it was really sweet of him, y’know. when he was about to murder one of the targets in a hotel room, avner paid for the room next to him, while on the other side was a newlyweds. when the bomb exploded, apparently there was a miscalculation that resulted in all three of rooms were hit. after the explosion, avner went to the newlyweds’s room and he helped them [he even covered the half-naked woman, y’know?] and he lead them to the stairs. aaawww … that’s sweet.

 

he said he’d do the killings and not involving the civilians. not even the unarmed bodyguards. but when it came to them who set him up and killed one of his men, he doesn’t give a damn if “they” were men or women.

 

on finding the names, avner got help from a “louis”. and one time, louis invited avner to come over, because his “papa” wanted to meet him.

 

i love this scene. i like the character “papa”. he’s one of those godfather kinda man, y’know? damn, he got loads of grandchildren! kinda creeps me out!

in the scene, it was shown that “papa”, apart from all the killings and murders he did, was a true family man. he said that since he was working for no one, he did all those work and for the sake of feeding his big family. you could see here, that he did all the cooking, and even picking fruits and veggies from their yard. how sweet?

 

i also like the bond between him and avner. he told avner that he can call him “papa”. but avner said that he couldn’t do it because he got his own papa. and somehow, “papa” was pleased by that answer, and he respected it. he even told his son, that claiming that he still got a papa and admitted doing job as a hitman so he can feed his family was more acceptable than worship killings for the sake of power.

 

watched the trailer and the early part of the movie, i completely forgotten that this movie was directed by steven spielberg. i don’t know why. maybe, it wasn’t like him to do movies that is  set on the europe? but what really stands out was this movie got no hollywood essence at all. right, we all know who’s steven’s golden boy, eh? yep, mr. i-want-to-wear-braces-cuz-my-smile-is-not-perfect-enough, tom cruise. or tom hanks? mr. wide-open-forehead. [what is it with steven and toms?] but this one, with eric bana. okay, that was new. don’t get me wrong, he’s a great director. even though i’m not a fan. i think i only like a few of his movies, e.t., the terminal, jurassic park, indiana jones trilogy, um … yeah, that’s all i remember.

 

damnit, i wish that friggin’ dvd didn’t skipped that much!

well, over all the entire movie is great.

 

oh oh … there was another movie I watched, right?

 

from hell

 

mr. depp as an inspector.

i first watched this movie was back then, when i was in senior high. still on vcd format. and – so help me, God – it was more crappier than my munich dvd! you literally couldn’t see a thing! really! am i asking too much if i want movies with original dvd qualities? especially one of those with special features? those people just have no idea how great SFs are!

 

right, on to the movie. it was set aaaaaaaaaages ago in england. the theme was the murders by jack the ripper. frederick abberline [johnny askedforafuck depp] was on duty to solve the case, since he got a premonition gift. he could see visions and dreams about the case that he was handling. the ripper killed prostitutes in london. at first abberline thought it was a random murder by a psychopath. but then, when he met mary kelly [heather graham. that da vinci code really got into my mind, y’know? this MARY kelly was from ireland and she got RED hair. ring a bell?], he knew that one of the prostitutes was married and have a baby with one of the royal boys, prince edward albert … something, and they were there to witnessed the wedding.

 

a new theory popped in to abberline’s mind, could it be, that the ripper was someone hired by the royal family to cover this scandal?

in doing his duty, fred was helped by the royal family’s doctor [bilbo baggins ian holm]. he told him what his theory is, and the doctor would gave him clues and information that he know about the case.

 

look, to be honest, i don’t really care if you’ve seen the movie or not, so i wouldn’t bother to do spoiler-censor, aright?

 

this part of the movie a kinda reminded me to red dragon. that part where edward norton’s character asked for help from dr. lecter for the cannibalism case he’s dealing with, but it turned out that it was the doctor who did all those. yep, same here, the mentor was the psycho. the part where the doctor [yes, i forgotten the name!] turned psycho was über-cool! you could see that whenever he’s about to do the murders, his eyes turned pitch black from blue. he really looked like the angel of death. and one scene where he killed mary kelly really freaked me out! he got a vision that he was explaining about human anatomy to his students while doing the murder. he looked cold, almost as if he was hypnotyzed.

 

‘twas a good movie, especially when you watched it alone on a good saturday night.

and now i’ve got this urge to watch the hannibal lecter trilogy.

 

oh there was a live 8 replay on global-mtv, y’know. just now. man, wouldn’t it be great to be one of those people watching the show? i’d chose london and philadelphia! london because … well, it’s london! and philadelphia because bryan did his part from there [what was he doing there?]. yep, it was a full performances, until annie lennox, then we only got previews. goddamnit! yea-huh, that includes bryan! all i know he was on a white shirt and black pants, carrying an acoustic guitar, singing all for love. eh? well, ‘twas better than everything i do, though. but, why didn’t he sang new tunes? and where the hell did his band?! he couldn’t be only singing that one song! bryan adams and charity? no way he’s doing one song only!

 

during the break, i dug my live music collection. apparently i’ve got this netaid vcd [don’t imagine it’s a full concert, please!] and there was bryan as well there. he was singing that high school anthem summer of ’69. and oh dear God, he got that slightly-britpop hairdo! bryan looked totally gorgeous! why did he cut his hair! sheesh! he should keep that british ‘do, he looked waaay better! See?

 

 

no, really, bryan … are you really that fashion-blind “simple” so you don’t want to keep that lush hairdo of yours and keep the short army-look one instead? i tell ya, mate, you looked WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY fuckable lush in that british ‘do.

 

see? ain’t he cute?

 

 

 

 

well, anyway, on with the live 8, there was also the killers [brandon flowers was too hot!], maroon 5 [whay did adam looked so skinny?], madonna [viva le madge!] and david beckham, introducing “his good friend” robbie williams.

 

i want the dvd.

 

oh yeah, westlife’s coming over to jakarta on september 12^th. a week before their adelaide’s show. anybody fancy to go? i’m not really fussed, though, now bryan mcfadden’s doing solo. maybe i’ll save on ronan keating, yeah? the lad just got a new album, and he usually comes over to indonesia to promote. he got a gorgeous voice, that ronan. he was the one who made me fancy boyzone. that voice! i like his version of iris, thank god, it still got a dark sound! good job, ro.

 

Mental note for the day: lo ga akan pernah salah ngasitau someone kalo lo syg ma dia. yg salah itu klo elo ingin org itu ketika dia/elo/dua2nya dah ada yg punya.                                               

(taken from one part of my still-in-writing novel)

goddamnit, zinedine!

why?! you of all footballers?

 

italy is the world cup 2006 champion. three cheers for fabio cannavaro and gianluigi buffon! they're the real hero for italy in this world cup, with their over-protectiveness towards there area. only two matches' goals ripped buffon's net and three penalty shot from last night's final.

 

arrggg!!!

zidane!! zinedine zidane! the sexy baldy football wizard from france with the sexygorgeousfuckable mid-eastern eyes and all that shy, calm, cool, down-to-earth attitude and about to end his career in the football world?? what in the world happened to him?!

 

that man got a red card on the world cup FINAL, seconds away before he ends his CAREER!! some way to end it! i don't get it. zidane was one of few players who hardly shows his temper on the field. everytime i saw him got tackled, he always looked like 'aw, shucks. oh well, get up, zinedine, and keep playing.' even few minutes before he got sent off, he was tackled and probably injured his shoulder, he still looked like 'don't mind me. keep playing, i just need the meds for my shoulder here.' and suddenly, this materazzi [nchil told me that maybe because "butcherazzi" pinched zidane's boobs, that's why he was so upset] was on his way on getting the ball, and on the next minute … zidane attacked him! with his sexy head!

 

what was that?

 

after zidane got sent off, he stormed straight to the dressing room and didn't show up for the closing ceremony, not when his team-mate receiving the silver medals. he's really upset, yeah? well, thankfully there was no news of him committed suicide in the dressing room :| [this sentence came from someone who hardly watched soap opera. any soap opera. okay, save queer as folk.]

weird thing happened to henry on the first minute of the match, he suddenly went down and it took him two full minutes to get it all together and play again. probably he was just dead nervous.

 

during the penalty shootout, one thing bugged me. see, buffon is a fab goalie during all the matches, but why did he was so crap on the shootout? he misread most of the shots! oh, maybe that was why the italians was so keen on avoiding the penalty shootout during the match versus germany, yeah?

barthez did a great job on reading the incoming balls to his nets, he was just not quick enough, i think … well, he's not young anymore. but great job, fabien.

 

oh well, the world cup has ended. and … curse on you, the so-called-official-broadcaster!! there WAS a third place ceremony, you goddamnit!!

 

right, so … i'll be waiting for the english premiere league now. and waaaaiiiitttiiiiiinnnggg for the euro 2008. and hoping that klinsi will still coaching the germany.

 

congrats, italy! keep that spirit for the euro, and keep that cannavaro and buffon of yours also.

three goals for the third place! GERMANY won over PORTUGAL!! whooooo!!! finally a favourite of mine won over portugal!! mwahahaahahaha!!! schweinteiger scored two out of three, baby! the man got gorgeous ones! quite a distance, but still ... a goal is a goal! and there were two of them! fabulous! divine! and all hail oliver kahn, the fab goallie of germany. i lost count how many times he blocked portuguese’s attacks. both mild and lethal. he’s one hell of a goallie all right!

 

but let’s not forget portugal’s goallie, ricardo. he’s a good one as well. he saved the net from most of german’s attack, even though he had to give in for three of them, which one was an own-goal by petit. ouch! but they paid for that own goal thru nuno gomes’s head.

 

yep, the heroes here are schweinteiger and kahn, alright. this would be a great farewell for kahn, who will retiring after the world cup. and also luis figo, actually. it was too bad scolari put him in only for the last fifteen minutes of the match. he gave a a great pass for gomes, which resulted a goal, though.

 

oh man, after the defeat of holland and england by portugal, i think this would be enough for their karma. mwahaha. they played beautifully, don’t get me wrong. even that little bitch, cristiano ronaldo played greatly. his two free kicks in the past two matches were gorgeous, too bad he tend to dive a lot [you touched his jersey, and he’d fell as if you kicked him, for cryin’ out loud!]. he’s a good player. yeah, after the french beat them 1-0 from zidane’s penalty shot, the score of 3-0 is more than enough. mwahahah ... no more hard feeligs towards the portuguese :p two for a two, and now we’re square, yeah?

 

come on, portugal! you can do better in Euro 2008, yeah?

 

oh wow, i’m too excited to go to bed!

well, watching germany match with me wouldn’t be over before talking about klinsi and his too-cute attitude in the field. yep, he was sure one happy boy, eh?

he kept hopping and hopping after schweinteiger scored his one-and-a-half goal! That was toooooo kyooooooooooottt!!! oh, and one of the cameramen had a shot of him and er ... one of the manager? i don’t know! i’m sorry. all i know he was sitting next to klinsi during the match and he got black hair! i thought it was bierhoff, but then i remember that bierhoff had blond hair. well, anyway, one of the cameramen got this shot of klinsi sat and clapping, looking like a seven-year-old watching his favourite football team live. and this black-haired guy next to him was ... biting his fingernails!

 

ohmygodthatwasonehellasight!

 

really, boys! how retarded cute can you two get?!

 

klinsi! you HAVE to keep coaching the germany team!! PLEEEEEEEEZE!!!

 

by the way, wasn’t it supposed to be the third place ceremony? or is it supposed to be tommorow, along with the champ? i dunno, i honestly forgotten!

cuz if it was today, then that fucking so-called-official-broadcaster of ours didn’t reported it! it was the game, full time of 90 minutes, showed a bit of those boys doing some gay things hugging, congratulating each other, switched shirts and ... that’s it! then that baldy commentators talked about the game blah-blah-blah. that’s it.

 

well, some official broadcaster they are!

 

gah.

 

by the way, mun texted me that she was watching the midnight show of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest! hwah! cheater! i’m so gonna get you, mun!

 

gah.

 

by the way, a funny story came today.

my mum, my sis and i were making cute muffins for us watching the football. i turned on the telly on our little altar living room, which showing this reviews of upcoming movies. and one of them was Pirates of the GayCaribbean. and my mum had decided a vrey perfect time to get a drink. right at the time, the host said, ‘... this is the second installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, starring Johnny Depp.’

 

right.

 

so my sis and i were left in the kitchen with our ingredients for our muffins, and we were wondering where did mum go, when we walked out the kitchen and ... saw her sitting in front of the telly, watched her beloved actor.

 

the muffins turned out great, though.

terkutuk kalian italia!

gue kutuk satu tim botak semua atas bawah biar ga ada yg bisa make produk kecantikan rambut lagi!!

 

anjir, man! jerman kalah!

2 x 45’ lewat tanpa gol, trus extra time tuh ya ... babak pertamanya ga ada gol juga! eh .. babak kedua mau selesai, tinggal 2 menit sebelum penalti ngegol aja dong mereka! 2 kali pula! aarrrggg!!! kepreeeeetttt!!!!

eh tapi setau gue kalo extra time itu sudden death ya? cuma boleh ngegol sekali, tapi koq ini bisa 2 kali begitu? bingung gue ... ada yg bisa menjelaskan?

 

argh! yah walopun gue akui pemain² italia itu pada berani² ngambil bolanya, mereka ga ragu² ngerebut bolanya, dan hebatnya mereka [ga selalu] bisa ngerebut bolanya tanpa tackling ataupun dapet peringatan dari wasit. trus cannavaro juga mantaBH banget ngejaga kawasannya, adek gue sampe dendam banget sama dia .. hahahahah. and gianluigi bison babon muffin buffon! ah gila! selama piala dunia dia belom pernah kemasukan bola di gawangnya men! kemasukan sekali itu juga karna bunuh diri! tobh! keren! dia emang sigap banget sama serangan²! salut. hmmm ... yah semoga mereka kalah di final. MWAHAHAHAHAH ... !!!

 

asli gue tuh yg stres gitu abis tau jerman kalah. bayangin dong men, jagoan² gue masa libas semua?! belanda, england, jerman?! [terdengar suara muncha di kepala, “kalo gini nasip lo, untung lo kaga taroan ya kol?” ] dua di antaranya dikalahin portugal pula! biadab kalian!

tapi kesetresan gue ga berlangsung lama, perancis menang bo lawan portugal! mwahahahha ... i told ya! there is such thing as KARMA! mwahahhaa... the only [penalty] goal by the football wizard, zinedine zidane. whoooo! zizou! aku padamu!

 

 

 waloupun gue masih berharap atas “gol beneran” setelah penalty itu, tapi perancis menang! yay!

 

pas nonton the match perancis vs. portugal gue sempet jedag jedug sih, soalnya back nya perancis tuh pada pede jaya aja dong ngejaganya. gila, gue nonton pertandingan jerman, england, belanda, itali dan laen² kemaren² ... wuaahh .. beknya tuh kalo pemain lawan udah masuk their half of the court tuh pada berkumpul aja di depan gawang beramai² kaya ada kenduri gitu. nah ini beknya perancis jaganya tuh jarang² banget jaraknya. et dah ... mana si barthez tuh sekarang sering ketuker bola sama kepala dia sendiri  nangkep bolanya udah ga seakurat dulu, pas gue nonton di ’98. sering lepas bolanya, thank God ga lepas ke dalem gawang sih :|

 

oyah, trus ... gue sempet iba sama si ronaldo. cristiano ronaldo that is. wah kayanya dia tuh jadi public enemy banget semenjak pertandingan lawan england. tiap kali dia dapet bola, penduduk tuh yg ”boooooo!!!!!!” gitu! bahkan ketika dia cuma nyundul bolalah, jadi tempat transit bola lah. tetep di “booooo ....!!!” in gitu.

wah gila, tekanan batin abis tuh ya pasti.

tapi over all dia masih bagus koq maennya.

 

yah, sekarang gue menantikan jerman merebut tempat ketiga dan perancis dapet piala dunia kedua mereka [pede!].

 

masih mo denger gue ngoceh tentang bryan?

[di daerah mampang prapatan, terdengar suara pinu puni “TIDAAAAAAAAKKK!!! MIR!! GUE BUNUH LO!!” ]

 

well nothing to tell about him today, anyway ... hahaha ... tapi gue sukses mencuci otak adek gue dengan lagu2nya bryan. hahah. ternyata bener bo, kalo otak tuh masih bekerja di saat kita tidur, terbukti dari adek gue yg tercuci otaknya karena saban doi tidur di kamar gue, gue muterin lagu2nya bryan sebagai temen tidur. nyehehehe ...

 

man, i miss rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead.