right. jumat malem kemaren di trans tv ada film berjudul air force one. yep, gary oldman’s in it. gue sama mun yang overly excited gitu sambil nonton saling berkirim sms. dan demikianlah percakapan kami selama 3 jam film [termasuk iklan]

 

yes, mun, your messages and the sent ones [except the early ones, so i’ll use my memory instead] are still in sirius [-> my mobile’s name]

 

eLmo: suy, ada er fors one fi trans tuh. dah mulai.

 

Mun:    iyah ini saya lg ntn. Baidewei, knp ya oom2 gantang seksi yg kt dmen itu smuanya teroris yak? E.g. bang gary d sini, gruber bros di die hard.. samting wong wit as?

 

eLmo:  iya juga ya. Wakakakka. Kenapa lelaki2 gantang seksi itu selalu teroris? Wat is wong with dem?

 

eLmo: muntjul! Ya owloh, a terrorist that KYOOT!! Shuold be illegal! Twice! Once for being so KYOOT!! Once for having that accent!

 

Mun:    duh gusti. Kok ada ya teroris imyut bgini. Klo gw jd presidennya, psti uda gw tangkep, gw borgol, trus gw pksa brcinta dah! Forsem-an ma si grubers klo perlu. One big, happy, terrorizing family.

 

eLmo:  ladies and gentlemen, next on the catwalk, we have the only person who can make  bullet-proof vest looked damn sexy. That terrorist!

 

Mun:    “hows ur blouse?”.. hello?! Sadar gak sih efeknya klmt itu bwt kta?!.. *crut*

 

eLmo: wuakakakakak. Mungkin beliau mau ikut dibasahin sama kita *cret* duh suara itu ...  accent itu ... he’s just ilegally SEXXXAAAYY!!! *crutjuga*

 

Mun:    lucky woman, that russia. Damn. Bitch. *crutlagi*

 

eLmo:  yeah i know. Whore. Eh liat deh di indosiar, ada miss us, salah1 pembawa acaranya  dari QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy, namanya Carson Kressley. Doi bagian fashion gitu.

 

Mun:    duh gw blm prna liat show ituh. kyknya asik ja? *duhlogateropatimuritumasyaaloh* ..HAPP!! *makan gary oldman*

 

eLmo: e-eh koq sakarepe deweambil2 makanan org ya? *tetepgigitgaryoldman* duh biyung.  Pusing aku ono teroris imoet bgitu! Midgetmatabesarmukaoon. Iya seru bgt shownya.

 

eLmo: yah demikian kiranya penampilan dari teroris imutmidgetbermatabesarmukaoon yang satu itu. Bleh .. ntn Rosencrantz+Guildenstern Are Dead ah. Hihihi. Rothgazm.

 

Mun:    Ga rame ah pelemnya. Sad ending. Jagoannya mati *lho!* tapi sapa suru jg sih kecil2 jd pnjahat.. sini pulang! *tarik si oon, mandiin, kasi mamam, trs boboin!*

 

eLmo: Doh! Gantian dong! ni lagi dikelonin jg si oonnya. Eh tp linenya dia dalem2 yak yg pak pres bunuh org pke tux gpp, tp dia bunuh org krn nasionalis itu monster.

 

Mun:    iyup. Isunya msh aptudet evn now ya. Kpn ya da teroris yg ngbjak erforswan bush? Lmyn mngurangin org bego d dunia. Sukur2 sih pas bush lg pegi brg paris hilton. Skaliyan 2. bt .. *kedepkedip* me still think ‘hows ur blouse?’ is th bst line here XD

 

eLmo: be3 ma bitchni sepir d *teteup*. Hoho, one simple line could raise so many fantasies, eh? Apalagi diucapkan olehnya dgn suara itu dan axen itu *crot!*

 

 

line yang dimaksud oleh mun dan gue itu adalah yang berikut ini:

 

'Is that the first time you ever seen a person killed? Huh? You'd think I'm a monster. That I killed this man. Somebody's son. I am somebody's son too. I have three small children. Does this surprise you?'

'Why did you kill him?'

'Because I believe, when I shot that man, I know in that instant. How deep was my belief - I would turn my back on God Himself – for Mother Russia. My doubts, my fears, my own private morality, it is lost in this moment. For this love. You know your father, he has also killed too. Is he a bad man?'

'That's not true'.

'Why? Because he did it in a tuxedo with a television-call and smart bombs?'

'You are a monster, and my father is a great man. You are nothing like my father.'

pertama kali gue nyadar isi line itu gue ingin menikahi teroris-rusia-nan-seksi-bersuara-dan-beraksen-ilegal itu bener² ngakak atas kejujuran penulis skripnya.

 

sebenernya ada lagi sih line yang nyaho pisan:

 

'I know what you're thinking, First Lady. You want me dead. We might come to that. In a war, people die.'

'This isn't war. You just murdered an unarmed woman!'

'You murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a gallon of gas and are going to lecture me about the rules of war?! DON'T!!'

come to think of it, ni filem dibikin sebelum jamannya peresiden bush ya? hmm ...

 

anyway,  kejahatan gue dan mun belum berakhir sampe situ!

besoknya kan gue ke puncak tuh dalam rangka ulang taon opung gue, pada tanggal 22 juli. wah, seru pisan deh ngumpul² ma sepupu² gue yang penjahat² itu!

nah selagi browsing² channel tv, berenti dong di astronout’s wife, yang dimainkeun oleh johnny depp dan charlize theron [gorgeous couple. they would make beautiful babies together!]

dan gue ma mun meneruskan kejahatan via sms ituh!

 

eLmo: ya awloh! Tv7 ada Bininya Astronot! Joni Dep djeng! Joni Dep! Gantang! *crot!*

 

Mun:    astronot imut yang minta dimakan jugaaa!! *crut*

 

eLmo:  AAAAAMMMMMM...!! *makan astronot yg yaowlohimutbgt!!heshouldbeillegalaswell   itu* nyokap gw tiba2 anteng d dpn tipi :|

 

Mun:    nyokap lu psti lg ‘pengen’ tuh .. pengen ngelus2 pipi Dek Joni.. trus, haapp! XD *kanibaaaalll!!*

 

eLmo:  iya kali ya :| duh ada apa dengan kita ya. Dr kmaren demennya midget2 yang psychopath semua!

 

Mun:    ada apa dgn laki2 midget dgn mental trganggu ini tptnya! Kmrn teroris, hr ini alien (ato kdg giting smbl jln zigzag), bsk apa lg ya?! Yah, smua pny klbhan n kkrgan.. *sok bijak*.. *crut* hrs ya tgnnya grepe2 k situ ya bang?! *mimisan stres*

 

eLmo: harus gitu yah bang? Harus gitu mukanya? Harus nafsuin gitu?? Stres gue liat mukanya si akang johnny di sini! *crot!*

 

Mun:    uda pny dipidinya jg msh aja kampungan gt ntn tipinya yah! pke buang2 plsa bwt  sms2 ga ptg geneh pulak.. XD n nyadar ga seh klo kt2 ini mijet jg?! Mijet ska mijet.. hap. Kunyahkunyah.

 

eLmo: eh itu kan elu. Gue seumur2 baru skr nonton ni pilem. Hehehe. Iye, si bryan, gary ma tim roth kan mijet gituh pada. 175an lah ...

 

Mun:    duh jd ingt, kdoyanan gw si Hyde itu jg cm 158cm. Kbratan d muka. Bodo ah! Biar mijet yg penting smuanya brplagdematabuletmukaoon n SEXXXAAAYH!! Tul ga?

 

eLmo: betchyul banget! Eh, udahan dulu ya suy. Bokap gue udah lirik2 nih. Heheh .. nite, suy!

 

Mun:    wakakaka.. lirik balik aja! Malem, oom! Nite suy!

 

 

apakah kejahatan berakhir di sini?

 

TIDAK!! hari ini, tercatat tanggal 25 juli, ada hugh jackman berpedang panjang ikan berpedang di trans tv. gue dan mun ceting lagi dong sembari nongton!

untuk filem yang satu ini, provokatornya adalah ketika stanley [hugh jackman] disepong sama wanita ber IQ 70. at least itu kata ginger [halle berry] di film ini.

 

wah asli deh, sejak gue nongton ni filem pertama kali, gue udah horni liat hugh jackman maen golep berlillitkan handuk di pinggang sajah gembira ria banget liat tu scene!

ada hacker, disuruh ngehack sistem keamanan us government dalam waktu 60 detik, dengan pistol di kepala dan di oral. belom lagi muka setengah orgasmenya oom hugh di tengah² kejadian. Waddddooooohhhh!!!!

 

eLmo: lg ntn Swordfish ga? Gile itu Hugh Jackman. Ngehack sambil diblowjob 55 detik. Saya suka scene itu. *saikonya kumat*

 

Mun:    iya ntn! XD set dah. Gantang skali bliau wkt dblowjob.. er, wkt d pelm ini maksudnya. Ahem.

 

eLmo: liat yg d awal pelm? Yg beliau maen golep make kain dililitkan d pinggang thok? Duh... ingin rasanya menarik kain itu walau sedikit muahahahaha!!

 

Mun:    iyah!! Yg pas bliau lg m’ayunkan stik (golfnya, oscrof) trs kakinya rd ngangkat atu.. duh klo tipi gw bs 3D, gw pasti uda ngintip k bwh anduknya tuh.

 

Mun:    ANAK PEREMPUAN YG BRUNTUNG SKALEEE!!.. Bitch.

 

eLmo: lo tau ga siy gw lg ngetik sms ngebahas that lil bitch? :| that lucky lil bitch. Gw pny babeh ky gitu ga bakal mau ttp tgl ma bokap tiri juragan bokep!

 

Mun:    ahuahuahuahua! Org tolol emg mkirnya sma!! Klo gw pny bokap bgt.. GA MAOOO!! Bisa inses!! Bs seumur idup jomblo krn ga ada co yg bs nandingin tu bokap gantang itu!! klo pny bokap ky gt, gw mnding Putus Hubungan Kluargaa!!

 

eLmo:  duh tu jenggot [travolta]. Inses! Hahaha. Punya bokap kya gt should be illegal [evrything is illegal these days] rela dicoret ahli waris asal ga inses getoh?

 

Mun:    duh ni heker minta dimakan jg ya suy.. *siyap2 sndok grpu*

 

eLmo: akhir2 ini kynya Qta makmur skali ya. Bnyk makanan :| *as if we do it everyday* mau pinggang ke atas ato k bawah djeng? *ambil butcher’s knife*

           

eLmo: eh djeng, ngomz2 dah prna liat iklan tv Nokia N93?kata Wing [Descendant] -> aka Putri aka Me’eng, bintangnya si Gary Oldman. Penasaran! Kya apa ya beliau dsitu?

 

Mun:    lets just eat the lil’ bitch and keep the daddy, shall we?

 

Mun:    he? Iklannya dputer d tipi sinikah? Gw blm prna liat tu.

 

eLmo:  euh i don’t feel like wasting my energy chewing *that*. What if you eat *that* and i keep the daddy? XE doi liatnya di tv cable :|

 

Mun:    dsr elep gotik maruk. XD klo d tipi kabel wandaktau y. Tipi sy jg pke kbel      (antene&listrik) tp ga nympe tuw iklan.

 

wah, seru pisan dah nonton film “bareng” si mun. terbukti dari the [ji]da[t] vinci code yang menjadi korban keganasan nonton bareng gue dan mun. suy, kapan nih kita nonton film bareng lagi. harusnya si bajak laut giting ya? wah, sayang banget ga bisa ketemu tuk nonton bareng ya kita. mungkin ntar² deh kalo kita lagi kunjungan sosial lagi dan ada yang punya dvd bajak laut giting ini, kita nonton bareng yak!

*berasa rumah tetanggaan*

 

hmm .. walopun gue masih yakin kalo arisan gembira sambil marathon Queer As Folk itu lebih mengundang. ya gak?

 

bagaimana, teman² arisan gembira lainnya?

SPOILER WARNING!

if you wanted to read the full entry, get your dodgy compass and point to the blank spot block the whole entry!

ye be warned! arrr ... !!

 

 

*shoving marco materazzi down mun’s throat*

 

gue dah nonton pirates 2!!! gue dah nonton pirates 2!!!

anjing, keren bangeeettt!! pol²an pisan dah kerennya!

 

gue nonton ni film barengan ino ma didiet.

pirates of the jatiwaringin.

kenapa disebut demikian? karna kita betiga tinggalnya di daerah jatiwaringin.

gue di jatiwaringin antilope.

ino di jatiwaringin asri.

didiet di jalan raya jatiwaringin.

hore!

yah, itung² sekalian reuni kecil²an dari persaudaraan anime kita sebelum membajak rumah wari.

 

yeah, nonton mau yang jam 8, tapi kita nyampe ke byoskop jam 8.15 dong. aslilah. ini semua gara² didiet pas disamperin masih sarungan! sempet mikir juga sih, nonton ato engga. tapi setelah semua hinaan yang ditujukan ke didiet semua effort untuk nomat beramay², ya udahlah. jabanin aja. toh baru telat 15 menit. belom trailer² yang ada toh? [walopun sampe kita keluar byoskop lagi, kita ga tau sebenernya udah ketinggalan berapa menit sih sampe adegan topinya jack jatoh ke laut itu? ada yang bisa menjawap?]

 

what the heck.

 

filmnya, over all gue bilang .... ANJINGKERENBANGET!!!

gue suka ceritanya. gue suka special effectsnya. gue suka adegan²nya. gue suka cinematographynya. gue suka karakter²nya. gue suka SEMUAAAAA!!!!

 

what can i say?

the gangs are all here! jack, will, elizabeth, commodore norrington, mr. gibbs, the black pearl, jack the monkey. hell, even barbossa is here!!!

how wicked is that?

 

i’m not gonna review the story. well, not yet. am too excited! *squee!*

 

anyway, davy jones.

oh. my. god.

how wicked is he? bill nighy really gave a superb performance as the cursed underwater pirate here! [even though, i still think davy wasn’t as spooky as i thought]

those tentacles on his face, the hands, the look. they looked fucking real!

standing kudos to the animation team!

even his crew are wicked! various types of sea-creature-men. and the ship! dennis bergkamp’s ship the flying dutchman. the ship’s spooky, fabulous, and superb!

 

jack sparrow.

johnny depp.

*sigh*

gila ya ni orang. abis²an banget kerennya di film ini! karakternya lebih kuat gitu daripada di film pertama. lebih ke explore gimana seorang jack sparrow itu. dia emang make segala cara untuk kepentingan pribadinya dia. tapi kalo temen²nya dalam bahaya, dan walopun dia keliatan ogah²an whatsoever, dia bakal stick up to his mates no matter what.

dan emang gue liat di film ini si jack itu lebih licik dan nakal gitu tampangnya.

dan kelakuannya :|

but he’s just too adorable!

christ, he must be the sexiest pirate i’ve ever seen. oh dan gayanya itu lho! huahuau .. gaya giting, jalan zig zag tangan lenje! yuuuk ... pisan dah!

 

gue juga suka pertemuan singkat will turner jr dan will turner sr.

oh me god. mengharukan sekali.

bokapnya will itu walopun udah terkutuk jadi setengah makhluk laut gitu masih berperasaan banget.

ihiks ...

 

by the way, orlando bloom nya tampil lebih lelaki lho di film ini!

ahohoho ... punggung yang terbuka itu!

*gantian sama mun menjelma menjadi petjut*

 

keira knightley.

she’s hot, isn’t she? well, i’d rather watch her smooching orlando bloom AND johnny depp than kate wosbrot browost brosowohot sobrot whateversisname. huh.

perusak rumah tangga viggo mortensen dan orlando bloom ituh!

 

yeah walopun miris juga sih pas adegan dia ngeliat elizabeth smooching sama jack!

argh. gila tu adegaaann!! aslilaahh!! sexy abiiss!!

saya mau dong ciuman sama jack, i mean, johnny depp :|

 

oh ... tia dalma.

dukun beranak yang pernah ngasih jack kompas biadabnya. keren banget beliau itu. gue suka banget sama aksennya!

keren bo!

 

dan pas di endingnya dong.

tau² dia miara barbossa aja!

ya owloh, gue udah mo histeris gitu.

yang pas mo abis, kan dia nanyain ke crew black pearl, apa mereka mau kalo harus berlayar ke ujung dunia demi nemuin jack sparrow? dan mereka pada mau [so sweet, walopun mereka udah ditipu abis²an ama jack, tapi mereka tetep peduli ama si kapiten]. nah, tia dalma itu bilang untuk bisa pergi ke ujung dunia, mereka harus melewati lautan² yang aneh. dan untuk melewati semua tempat itu, mereka membutuhkan kapten yang udah tau medannya.

 

dan nongol dong!!

 

barbossa!

makan apel!

 

aslilaaaaahh!!! gue tuh udah hampir teriak gitu ngeliat beliau yang satu itu!

sumpah keren banget pas dia turun tangga!!

aarrrgg!!! gue bener² excited abis pas liat itu adegan! gue bener² jadi ga sabar nunggu yang ketiga!

 

bayangkan sodara²!!!

 

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

 

Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones dan Barbossa ada di satu film!!!

Pasti bakal keren banget kan tuh!?

 

duh, gue ga sabar bangeeettt!!

 

oyah, entry gue yang satu ini isinya masih excited² semua yah. soalnya ya emang begitulah keadaannya. ntar wiken, saptu ato minggu gitu, gue mo nonton lagi piratesnya, kali ini ama abang gue, mario. ntar mungkin otak dan akal sehat gue udah bisa jalan dengan seharusnya, baru gue bikin entry sebenernya okeeehhh???

belom lagi si mun yang bilang kalo pas adegan di pondoknya tia dalma itu ada hints buat pirates 3! gah ... so far sih gue baru curiga sama barang² yang dikleptoin si kapiten.

hmmm ... ga tau yang lain ya, soalnya gue tersepona banget sama si mbah dukun.

 

duh!

keren banget ni fileeeeemmm!!!

 

*still shoving materazzi down mun’s throat*

happy b’day for my beloved “charmed sista” pu’un!

well ‘twas yesterday though. i didn’t forget it this year, did i, eh? between my hot animal sex making love eyes-feast with johnny depp [pirates of the caribbean: black pearl  and from hell in a row on the telly, mate!] ha!

 

well, anyway, how’s everybody doing now? i heard that the school starts tomorrow, yeah? [that’s monday, july 18^th 2006] well, good luck to you all in the new term. do your best in studies [now they have “minimum grade” for graduating, which i reckon was bollocks big time], but please, oh please! spare some time to have fun! you don’t want your brain turned to veggies, aren’t ya?

 

right.

obviously i’m not a good advisor, maybe ‘twas a good thing i didn’t do PSYCHO-logy as my course back then.

 

this came with the paper today. it was IN the paper, actually.

 

 

 

oh.

my.

God.

 

*licks the monitor*

 

could he be more sexier? really. look at that face! those eyes. he might be wearing a “simple” white-shirt-blue-suit-and-a-tie but, look how that simplicity really brings out his sexiness! i want him for my b’day! well, the  only flaw in this pic was this.

 

 

 

why … ?

 

man, i miss the world cup, already. miss the ’98 more, tho. that summer of ’98 with dennis bergkamp, brian laudrup [where is he now?], marc overmars [and him?], de boer brothers,  zinedine, obviously.

well, since the world cup has ended [english premiere’s coming soon!], my sis and i were back to the old time favourites. midnight movies! yay!

we’ve got few new movies, y’know? v for vendetta, lucky number slevin, everything is illuminated, cars and munich. we haven’t watched cars, cuz it was actually dad’s. he was the one who asks us to get it.

 

right, i’ve done my review on vendetta, yeah? so pass and on to the next movie.

 

lucky number slevin

 

it was one of those whodunit movies. or maybe not.

slevin [josh hartnett] was visiting his friend’s apartment, which resulted him mistaken to his mate. twice. by rivalry mobs. the boss [morgan freeman] and the rabbi [sir ben kingsley].

 

why was he called the rabbi? because he’s a rabbi.

 

the boss asked him to paid a debt on $96 grand number. somehow slevin owed him. pay it or kill the rabbi’s son. gay son. since the rabbi killed his. an eye for an eye, a life for a life. he got three days.

 

just few minutes after slevin was returned to “his” apartment, rabbi’s people came to picked him up – again, mistaken him for his mate – cuz according to rabbi, slevin owed him $32 grand. somehow he owed him. he got three days.

 

what slevin didn’t know [and apparently also each other], there was a hitman who was told to keep an eye on slevin, mr. smith [bruce willis], hired by both the boss and the rabbi.

 

the whole movie would show how slevin cope with his $96 grand and $32 grand debts or kills the rabbi’s son. he wasn’t alone, though. the girl-next door [lucy liu] helped him. Yeah, all those lovey-dovey cheesiness were there.

 

i love the script! the dialogues are great and satyr [sometimes stupid, though] and the way the story was told the whole movie is really great. it’s a bit tarantino or guy ritchie-ish [lock, stock and snatch], come to think of it. it was directed by paul mcguigan. british? no wonder. it got those fast-moving scenes, which somehow became a trademark for british movies.

 

if you love such movies, then i really suggested you see slevin.

love the ending.

 

and now i remember it, was paul mcguigan the name of oasis’s bass player back then? yeah. this bloke.

 

 

 

right, that’s him. or famously known as guigsy. i used to taken a fancy of him. he was chubby and cute back then. one of my junior high’s senior looked like him. not exactly, but he got fair skin, chubby cheeks and well, really, from some perfect angles he would looked like guigsy. so i gave him the nickname “guigsy”. not that his real name was paul mcguigan. it was eiffel kneifel.

i never had the chance to find out if that was his real name or not, but still … whoa!

 

legend has it that he got french blood in his veins. i dunno. it was a quick crush, though. didn’t last more than a month, since I learn he was a snob.

 

 

everything is illuminated

 

I first saw elijah wood before he was gay in the good son as mark. though he was overlooked by macaulay culkin who was superb as the psycho child, henry, he gave a fabulous performance there. well, the boy really got those inhuman beautiful super-blue eyes, yeah, and he did really well as frodo. in everything is illuminated, you’ll see elijah in one of those one-face-expression thing. he could act greatly, alright. it’s just really funny when he did one of those!

 

right, the movie is about searching something from your past. perhaps on the type of garden state or elizabethtown [garden state was fab, and i still haven’t seen elizabethtown! maybe I will when they changed the leading lady :| ].

 

jonathan [elijah] travelled to the ukraine, to one of the village that was erased by the nazis because of the jewish population. he wanted to find the woman who encouraged his grandfather to move to america, cuz he learned from his grandmother, that if he didn’t move to america, maybe they wouldn’t live so well. or worse, they could have been hunted down by the nazis.

 

jonathan hired a guide – whose job was to show the jewish relatives around where their ancestors used to live, whatsoever – and the grandson, alex [a very spunky bloke with attractive ukraine-russian accent], as the translator. so, they started the journey finding this place called …

the trip didn’t go really well, though, since nobody seemed have to heard about the place they were looking for. and apart from that, alex’s grandfather was that kind of person you’d thought last as a travelling companion. he hardly spoke english and he thought he was blind [he was the driver, for cryin’ out loud!].

 

their journey finding the place gave an eye-opener for the three of them. about what really happened in the past, what they have achieved so far from there, about the jewish community.

 

it’s a beautiful movie. liev schreiber directed it. yep, not only a good actor [his current act was in the omen. the new one], he also wrote the script and directed it. i wasn’t quite sure where this movie was made, but it was so beautiful! the view along the movie was gorgeous! liev really didn’t give us time to blink. he wanted us to enjoy what was in his movie. all those eastern european view were so breathtaking. you won’t regret watching it. it’s simple, it’s beautiful, it’s entertaining. have i said that the music here was lovely as well?

 

i found it better than garden state.

 

munich

 

the last one i watched would be munich. it wasn’t a success. nope, not the movie. the movie itself was awesome! it was my [pirated] dvd! shit, i hope God put on mercy on the person who did the piracy on this one i bought. it was so crap! the movie was going on well until about half-an-hour to the end! it kept skipping for every two seconds, and i miss the dialogues for those good half-an-hour! goddamnit!

 

i know how the movie ends, but i didn’t know what happened! argh!

that dvd really got on my nerves!

 

munich was inspired by the true event, back in 1972, during the munich olympics. 11 israeli athletes were murdered by the palestines, who called themselves black september.

then came avner [mr. washing-board-chest eric bigbanana bana]. he was hired to killed the people behind them who slaughtered the israeli atheletes. they were in europe, and avner got four other men to helped him. one of these men was daniel craig, the new james bond.

 

oh my god! what were they thinking?! him on this age doing casino royale now is probably older than sean connery when he did it back then! no, really! he looked tired [dude! james bond is having sex with women, i couldn’t see him have sex with ONE woman!] and he’s blonde! since when … ? ah, never mind. he’s official as james bond anyway. i still thought eric bana should do. but … then again he’s too cute. what about orlando bloom? oh yeah, a beautiful james bond. bond will be chased by men, especially when it’s viggo mortensen playing the villain! maybe we should have rupert everett all the way, yeah?

what about ralph fiennes??? that’s a smart choice, innit, mun??

 

gah! i shoulda wrote a review here! [or something like that … ]. sorry for bitching around, that dvd still gotten on my nerves.

 

right, avner was given the duty and he did them smoothly. it was really sweet of him, y’know. when he was about to murder one of the targets in a hotel room, avner paid for the room next to him, while on the other side was a newlyweds. when the bomb exploded, apparently there was a miscalculation that resulted in all three of rooms were hit. after the explosion, avner went to the newlyweds’s room and he helped them [he even covered the half-naked woman, y’know?] and he lead them to the stairs. aaawww … that’s sweet.

 

he said he’d do the killings and not involving the civilians. not even the unarmed bodyguards. but when it came to them who set him up and killed one of his men, he doesn’t give a damn if “they” were men or women.

 

on finding the names, avner got help from a “louis”. and one time, louis invited avner to come over, because his “papa” wanted to meet him.

 

i love this scene. i like the character “papa”. he’s one of those godfather kinda man, y’know? damn, he got loads of grandchildren! kinda creeps me out!

in the scene, it was shown that “papa”, apart from all the killings and murders he did, was a true family man. he said that since he was working for no one, he did all those work and for the sake of feeding his big family. you could see here, that he did all the cooking, and even picking fruits and veggies from their yard. how sweet?

 

i also like the bond between him and avner. he told avner that he can call him “papa”. but avner said that he couldn’t do it because he got his own papa. and somehow, “papa” was pleased by that answer, and he respected it. he even told his son, that claiming that he still got a papa and admitted doing job as a hitman so he can feed his family was more acceptable than worship killings for the sake of power.

 

watched the trailer and the early part of the movie, i completely forgotten that this movie was directed by steven spielberg. i don’t know why. maybe, it wasn’t like him to do movies that is  set on the europe? but what really stands out was this movie got no hollywood essence at all. right, we all know who’s steven’s golden boy, eh? yep, mr. i-want-to-wear-braces-cuz-my-smile-is-not-perfect-enough, tom cruise. or tom hanks? mr. wide-open-forehead. [what is it with steven and toms?] but this one, with eric bana. okay, that was new. don’t get me wrong, he’s a great director. even though i’m not a fan. i think i only like a few of his movies, e.t., the terminal, jurassic park, indiana jones trilogy, um … yeah, that’s all i remember.

 

damnit, i wish that friggin’ dvd didn’t skipped that much!

well, over all the entire movie is great.

 

oh oh … there was another movie I watched, right?

 

from hell

 

mr. depp as an inspector.

i first watched this movie was back then, when i was in senior high. still on vcd format. and – so help me, God – it was more crappier than my munich dvd! you literally couldn’t see a thing! really! am i asking too much if i want movies with original dvd qualities? especially one of those with special features? those people just have no idea how great SFs are!

 

right, on to the movie. it was set aaaaaaaaaages ago in england. the theme was the murders by jack the ripper. frederick abberline [johnny askedforafuck depp] was on duty to solve the case, since he got a premonition gift. he could see visions and dreams about the case that he was handling. the ripper killed prostitutes in london. at first abberline thought it was a random murder by a psychopath. but then, when he met mary kelly [heather graham. that da vinci code really got into my mind, y’know? this MARY kelly was from ireland and she got RED hair. ring a bell?], he knew that one of the prostitutes was married and have a baby with one of the royal boys, prince edward albert … something, and they were there to witnessed the wedding.

 

a new theory popped in to abberline’s mind, could it be, that the ripper was someone hired by the royal family to cover this scandal?

in doing his duty, fred was helped by the royal family’s doctor [bilbo baggins ian holm]. he told him what his theory is, and the doctor would gave him clues and information that he know about the case.

 

look, to be honest, i don’t really care if you’ve seen the movie or not, so i wouldn’t bother to do spoiler-censor, aright?

 

this part of the movie a kinda reminded me to red dragon. that part where edward norton’s character asked for help from dr. lecter for the cannibalism case he’s dealing with, but it turned out that it was the doctor who did all those. yep, same here, the mentor was the psycho. the part where the doctor [yes, i forgotten the name!] turned psycho was über-cool! you could see that whenever he’s about to do the murders, his eyes turned pitch black from blue. he really looked like the angel of death. and one scene where he killed mary kelly really freaked me out! he got a vision that he was explaining about human anatomy to his students while doing the murder. he looked cold, almost as if he was hypnotyzed.

 

‘twas a good movie, especially when you watched it alone on a good saturday night.

and now i’ve got this urge to watch the hannibal lecter trilogy.

 

oh there was a live 8 replay on global-mtv, y’know. just now. man, wouldn’t it be great to be one of those people watching the show? i’d chose london and philadelphia! london because … well, it’s london! and philadelphia because bryan did his part from there [what was he doing there?]. yep, it was a full performances, until annie lennox, then we only got previews. goddamnit! yea-huh, that includes bryan! all i know he was on a white shirt and black pants, carrying an acoustic guitar, singing all for love. eh? well, ‘twas better than everything i do, though. but, why didn’t he sang new tunes? and where the hell did his band?! he couldn’t be only singing that one song! bryan adams and charity? no way he’s doing one song only!

 

during the break, i dug my live music collection. apparently i’ve got this netaid vcd [don’t imagine it’s a full concert, please!] and there was bryan as well there. he was singing that high school anthem summer of ’69. and oh dear God, he got that slightly-britpop hairdo! bryan looked totally gorgeous! why did he cut his hair! sheesh! he should keep that british ‘do, he looked waaay better! See?

 

 

no, really, bryan … are you really that fashion-blind “simple” so you don’t want to keep that lush hairdo of yours and keep the short army-look one instead? i tell ya, mate, you looked WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY fuckable lush in that british ‘do.

 

see? ain’t he cute?

 

 

 

 

well, anyway, on with the live 8, there was also the killers [brandon flowers was too hot!], maroon 5 [whay did adam looked so skinny?], madonna [viva le madge!] and david beckham, introducing “his good friend” robbie williams.

 

i want the dvd.

 

oh yeah, westlife’s coming over to jakarta on september 12^th. a week before their adelaide’s show. anybody fancy to go? i’m not really fussed, though, now bryan mcfadden’s doing solo. maybe i’ll save on ronan keating, yeah? the lad just got a new album, and he usually comes over to indonesia to promote. he got a gorgeous voice, that ronan. he was the one who made me fancy boyzone. that voice! i like his version of iris, thank god, it still got a dark sound! good job, ro.

 

Mental note for the day: lo ga akan pernah salah ngasitau someone kalo lo syg ma dia. yg salah itu klo elo ingin org itu ketika dia/elo/dua2nya dah ada yg punya.                                               

(taken from one part of my still-in-writing novel)

goddamnit, zinedine!

why?! you of all footballers?

 

italy is the world cup 2006 champion. three cheers for fabio cannavaro and gianluigi buffon! they're the real hero for italy in this world cup, with their over-protectiveness towards there area. only two matches' goals ripped buffon's net and three penalty shot from last night's final.

 

arrggg!!!

zidane!! zinedine zidane! the sexy baldy football wizard from france with the sexygorgeousfuckable mid-eastern eyes and all that shy, calm, cool, down-to-earth attitude and about to end his career in the football world?? what in the world happened to him?!

 

that man got a red card on the world cup FINAL, seconds away before he ends his CAREER!! some way to end it! i don't get it. zidane was one of few players who hardly shows his temper on the field. everytime i saw him got tackled, he always looked like 'aw, shucks. oh well, get up, zinedine, and keep playing.' even few minutes before he got sent off, he was tackled and probably injured his shoulder, he still looked like 'don't mind me. keep playing, i just need the meds for my shoulder here.' and suddenly, this materazzi [nchil told me that maybe because "butcherazzi" pinched zidane's boobs, that's why he was so upset] was on his way on getting the ball, and on the next minute … zidane attacked him! with his sexy head!

 

what was that?

 

after zidane got sent off, he stormed straight to the dressing room and didn't show up for the closing ceremony, not when his team-mate receiving the silver medals. he's really upset, yeah? well, thankfully there was no news of him committed suicide in the dressing room :| [this sentence came from someone who hardly watched soap opera. any soap opera. okay, save queer as folk.]

weird thing happened to henry on the first minute of the match, he suddenly went down and it took him two full minutes to get it all together and play again. probably he was just dead nervous.

 

during the penalty shootout, one thing bugged me. see, buffon is a fab goalie during all the matches, but why did he was so crap on the shootout? he misread most of the shots! oh, maybe that was why the italians was so keen on avoiding the penalty shootout during the match versus germany, yeah?

barthez did a great job on reading the incoming balls to his nets, he was just not quick enough, i think … well, he's not young anymore. but great job, fabien.

 

oh well, the world cup has ended. and … curse on you, the so-called-official-broadcaster!! there WAS a third place ceremony, you goddamnit!!

 

right, so … i'll be waiting for the english premiere league now. and waaaaiiiitttiiiiiinnnggg for the euro 2008. and hoping that klinsi will still coaching the germany.

 

congrats, italy! keep that spirit for the euro, and keep that cannavaro and buffon of yours also.

three goals for the third place! GERMANY won over PORTUGAL!! whooooo!!! finally a favourite of mine won over portugal!! mwahahaahahaha!!! schweinteiger scored two out of three, baby! the man got gorgeous ones! quite a distance, but still ... a goal is a goal! and there were two of them! fabulous! divine! and all hail oliver kahn, the fab goallie of germany. i lost count how many times he blocked portuguese’s attacks. both mild and lethal. he’s one hell of a goallie all right!

 

but let’s not forget portugal’s goallie, ricardo. he’s a good one as well. he saved the net from most of german’s attack, even though he had to give in for three of them, which one was an own-goal by petit. ouch! but they paid for that own goal thru nuno gomes’s head.

 

yep, the heroes here are schweinteiger and kahn, alright. this would be a great farewell for kahn, who will retiring after the world cup. and also luis figo, actually. it was too bad scolari put him in only for the last fifteen minutes of the match. he gave a a great pass for gomes, which resulted a goal, though.

 

oh man, after the defeat of holland and england by portugal, i think this would be enough for their karma. mwahaha. they played beautifully, don’t get me wrong. even that little bitch, cristiano ronaldo played greatly. his two free kicks in the past two matches were gorgeous, too bad he tend to dive a lot [you touched his jersey, and he’d fell as if you kicked him, for cryin’ out loud!]. he’s a good player. yeah, after the french beat them 1-0 from zidane’s penalty shot, the score of 3-0 is more than enough. mwahahah ... no more hard feeligs towards the portuguese :p two for a two, and now we’re square, yeah?

 

come on, portugal! you can do better in Euro 2008, yeah?

 

oh wow, i’m too excited to go to bed!

well, watching germany match with me wouldn’t be over before talking about klinsi and his too-cute attitude in the field. yep, he was sure one happy boy, eh?

he kept hopping and hopping after schweinteiger scored his one-and-a-half goal! That was toooooo kyooooooooooottt!!! oh, and one of the cameramen had a shot of him and er ... one of the manager? i don’t know! i’m sorry. all i know he was sitting next to klinsi during the match and he got black hair! i thought it was bierhoff, but then i remember that bierhoff had blond hair. well, anyway, one of the cameramen got this shot of klinsi sat and clapping, looking like a seven-year-old watching his favourite football team live. and this black-haired guy next to him was ... biting his fingernails!

 

ohmygodthatwasonehellasight!

 

really, boys! how retarded cute can you two get?!

 

klinsi! you HAVE to keep coaching the germany team!! PLEEEEEEEEZE!!!

 

by the way, wasn’t it supposed to be the third place ceremony? or is it supposed to be tommorow, along with the champ? i dunno, i honestly forgotten!

cuz if it was today, then that fucking so-called-official-broadcaster of ours didn’t reported it! it was the game, full time of 90 minutes, showed a bit of those boys doing some gay things hugging, congratulating each other, switched shirts and ... that’s it! then that baldy commentators talked about the game blah-blah-blah. that’s it.

 

well, some official broadcaster they are!

 

gah.

 

by the way, mun texted me that she was watching the midnight show of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest! hwah! cheater! i’m so gonna get you, mun!

 

gah.

 

by the way, a funny story came today.

my mum, my sis and i were making cute muffins for us watching the football. i turned on the telly on our little altar living room, which showing this reviews of upcoming movies. and one of them was Pirates of the GayCaribbean. and my mum had decided a vrey perfect time to get a drink. right at the time, the host said, ‘... this is the second installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, starring Johnny Depp.’

 

right.

 

so my sis and i were left in the kitchen with our ingredients for our muffins, and we were wondering where did mum go, when we walked out the kitchen and ... saw her sitting in front of the telly, watched her beloved actor.

 

the muffins turned out great, though.

terkutuk kalian italia!

gue kutuk satu tim botak semua atas bawah biar ga ada yg bisa make produk kecantikan rambut lagi!!

 

anjir, man! jerman kalah!

2 x 45’ lewat tanpa gol, trus extra time tuh ya ... babak pertamanya ga ada gol juga! eh .. babak kedua mau selesai, tinggal 2 menit sebelum penalti ngegol aja dong mereka! 2 kali pula! aarrrggg!!! kepreeeeetttt!!!!

eh tapi setau gue kalo extra time itu sudden death ya? cuma boleh ngegol sekali, tapi koq ini bisa 2 kali begitu? bingung gue ... ada yg bisa menjelaskan?

 

argh! yah walopun gue akui pemain² italia itu pada berani² ngambil bolanya, mereka ga ragu² ngerebut bolanya, dan hebatnya mereka [ga selalu] bisa ngerebut bolanya tanpa tackling ataupun dapet peringatan dari wasit. trus cannavaro juga mantaBH banget ngejaga kawasannya, adek gue sampe dendam banget sama dia .. hahahahah. and gianluigi bison babon muffin buffon! ah gila! selama piala dunia dia belom pernah kemasukan bola di gawangnya men! kemasukan sekali itu juga karna bunuh diri! tobh! keren! dia emang sigap banget sama serangan²! salut. hmmm ... yah semoga mereka kalah di final. MWAHAHAHAHAH ... !!!

 

asli gue tuh yg stres gitu abis tau jerman kalah. bayangin dong men, jagoan² gue masa libas semua?! belanda, england, jerman?! [terdengar suara muncha di kepala, “kalo gini nasip lo, untung lo kaga taroan ya kol?” ] dua di antaranya dikalahin portugal pula! biadab kalian!

tapi kesetresan gue ga berlangsung lama, perancis menang bo lawan portugal! mwahahahha ... i told ya! there is such thing as KARMA! mwahahhaa... the only [penalty] goal by the football wizard, zinedine zidane. whoooo! zizou! aku padamu!

 

 

 waloupun gue masih berharap atas “gol beneran” setelah penalty itu, tapi perancis menang! yay!

 

pas nonton the match perancis vs. portugal gue sempet jedag jedug sih, soalnya back nya perancis tuh pada pede jaya aja dong ngejaganya. gila, gue nonton pertandingan jerman, england, belanda, itali dan laen² kemaren² ... wuaahh .. beknya tuh kalo pemain lawan udah masuk their half of the court tuh pada berkumpul aja di depan gawang beramai² kaya ada kenduri gitu. nah ini beknya perancis jaganya tuh jarang² banget jaraknya. et dah ... mana si barthez tuh sekarang sering ketuker bola sama kepala dia sendiri  nangkep bolanya udah ga seakurat dulu, pas gue nonton di ’98. sering lepas bolanya, thank God ga lepas ke dalem gawang sih :|

 

oyah, trus ... gue sempet iba sama si ronaldo. cristiano ronaldo that is. wah kayanya dia tuh jadi public enemy banget semenjak pertandingan lawan england. tiap kali dia dapet bola, penduduk tuh yg ”boooooo!!!!!!” gitu! bahkan ketika dia cuma nyundul bolalah, jadi tempat transit bola lah. tetep di “booooo ....!!!” in gitu.

wah gila, tekanan batin abis tuh ya pasti.

tapi over all dia masih bagus koq maennya.

 

yah, sekarang gue menantikan jerman merebut tempat ketiga dan perancis dapet piala dunia kedua mereka [pede!].

 

masih mo denger gue ngoceh tentang bryan?

[di daerah mampang prapatan, terdengar suara pinu puni “TIDAAAAAAAAKKK!!! MIR!! GUE BUNUH LO!!” ]

 

well nothing to tell about him today, anyway ... hahaha ... tapi gue sukses mencuci otak adek gue dengan lagu2nya bryan. hahah. ternyata bener bo, kalo otak tuh masih bekerja di saat kita tidur, terbukti dari adek gue yg tercuci otaknya karena saban doi tidur di kamar gue, gue muterin lagu2nya bryan sebagai temen tidur. nyehehehe ...

 

man, i miss rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead.

jalan kosong, rumah kosong

lubang di hati

aku sendiri

dunia semakin kecil

 

bagaimana, mengapa

ada di mana

hari-hari penuh nyanyian kita, oh yeah

dan oh sayang, aku tetap bertahan

menanti hari-hari itu datang

 

dan kini kuberdoa

berharap mimpiku nyata

ke langit biru

melihatmu lagi sayang

 

melewati samudera

ke tempat yang disana

yang sangat kurindu

dan bertemu kamu, sayang ...

 

aku membaca, pergi kerja

dan aku tertawa

tapi tak dapat

kuberhenti berpikir

 

bagaimana, mengapa

ada di mana

hari-hari penuh nyanyian kita

dan oh sayang, aku tetap bertahan

menanti hari-hari itu datang

 

dan kini kuberdoa

berharap mimpiku nyata

ke langit biru

melihatmu lagi sayang

 

melewati samudera

ke tempat yang disana

yang sangat kurindu

dan bertemu kamu, sayang ...

 

untuk memelukmu

menjanjikan cinta

tak akan berpisah

kau yang kuinginkan ...

 

 

yeah, gue memulai entry kali ini dengan trivia lagu lagi.

he? iya itu lagu. serius!

udah bisa nebak itu lagu apa?

yah seperti entry sebelumnya, kali ini gue juga lagi suka sama penyanyi lagu itu tadi.

*menghela nafas dan menggeleng²kan kepala*

hidupku sangat old-school hari² gini.

 

hm, kayanya semenjak piala dunia mulai gue belom pernah cerita² soal ini yah?

dan sekarang, tercatat tanggal 5 juli pukul 12, ntar ada semifinal antara jerman dan italia. mudah²an jerman yang menang deh!

 

awal piala dunia gue ga dukung amat² si jerman ini, cuma seneng liat permainannya. sama seperti piala dunia yang dulu² [1998 dan 2002, i’m a newbie in soccer, savvy?] gue dukung england dan holland. england ... yah, ego semata. i’m an english- oriented kinda person. perhaps i’m a bit over-the-top on this one, i admit. but hey ... one can have a favourite country, right? bryan got italy :|

anyway, kalo holland ... itu karna waktu gue nonton piala dunia 1998, menurut gue [sebagai orang awam saat itu] holland tuh mainnya keren banget. bergkamp, deboer and deboer, davids, cocu, stam, overmars, van der sar wah ... mantaBH mantaBH. walopun akhirnya mereka kalah dari kroasia dan dapet juara 4. well, not bad.

 

dan di piala dunia 2002 ... honestly, i missed a lot! saat itu akses gue ke piala dunia ga gitu bagus. gue cuma tau brasil juara dunianya.

hell, i didn’t even know who was the runner up for cryin’ out loud!

 

but anyway, itu yg lalu. yg sekarang, gue sehooookkkk!!! england dan belanda kena libas sama portugal dua²nya!!! terkutuklah kalian!!

dan demitnya gue ga nonton yg match belanda vs. portugal itu! gue cuma tau kalo wasitnya giting kartu [16 kuning dan 4 merah bagi rata dua tim??? how fair you are, dear referee!]. dan gue cuma nonton beberapa menit siaran ulangnya. yg pasti gue sangat senang pas liat di siaran ulangnya ada pemain belanda dan pemain portugal yg lagi ngobrol beduaan dengan akurnya selagi temen²nya bertarung. keliatan dari body languagenya kalo mereka ngebahas gimana seharusnya permainan.

ain’t that cute, eh??

 

kalo yg england dilibas portugal gue liat banget!

syit man! england yg dibayang²in kutukan penalty tiba² harus adu penalty dong!! aarrrggg!!! stres gue!

 

yg bikin lebih miris tuh, adeknya bryan yg ilang beBECKHAMpung beckham dikeluarin, karena cedera. dan begitu si becks duduk di bench, disorot dia lagi nangis, dan komentatornya dengan indahnya berkata, ‘it seems like beckham had shed a tear, had he realised that england is finished?’ kampret banget ga sih??

tapi asli deh .. tampangnya beckham yang lagi sedih tu  ... oh ... MY ... GOD! Sumprit he’s fucking HOT!

belom lagi pas dia menghibur teman²nya setelah adu penalty selesai ... aslilah!

he was so fuck-able!

Syit, gue baru nyadar kalo beliau yang satu itu segitunya. segitu mempesonanya!

 

rooney dikasih kartu merah, sehingga england main dengan 10 pemain ajah. somehow, permainan portugal tiba² kacau gituh. gue ga ngerti, apa emang mereka mo ngulur² waktu biar dapet adu penalty or something. yang gue liat² sih, setelah england bersepuluh tuh, mereka nyerangnya sih oke, tapi begitu sampe daerah penalty, koq tiba² kacau² ya? serangan² yang berartinya tuh dikit banget.

 

yah eniwei, gue ga bakat jadi komentator sih jadi begitulah pemikiran gue. Mungkin salah, mungkin bener.

sebel juga sih ngeliat england kalah “gitu aja” lewat adu penalty. dari portugal pula, yg baru aja ngelibas belanda. tapi pas ngeliat anak² portugal itu bergembira ria karena menang ... awww ... they’re just too cute. ya udahlah. nantikan saja karma kalian. huahuahuaa ...

 

tapi kesedihan gue tak berlangsung lama setelah tau ... PERANCIS MENANG LAWAN BRASIL!!!

wuaaahhh!!! asli gue seneng bangeeettt!!!! gue emang bukan penggemar brasil, gue suka liat mereka bermain. tapi LIMA kali menang udah cukup banyak kaaann?? mweheheh ... yah taon² depan aja lagi ya menangnya. biarkan jerman yg juara taon ini! whoo-hoo!

 

setelah holland dan england digiles portugal, sekarang gue dukung jerman! for the sake of tuan rumah dan ... gue seneng liat juergen klinsmann loncat²!!!!

huahauhahuuha ....

 

 

melompat-lompat jalan klinsiku

ramput pirangnya bergerak selalu

kukejar-kejar sampai aku lelah

tak tertangkap, hey! karena cepat

 

nyoh! dia itu luthu banget ... dari jaman pembukaan gitu gue liat² dia kayanya ekspresif banget kalo anak² asuhnya ada yang ngegol gituh. apalagi pas lawan argentina kemaren [crazy jens was so fabulous with the goal savings! you go, boy!]. wuaaahh .. aslilah. loncat²nya tuh mantaBH banget!!

menghibur pisan dah!

 

huehuehue ...

 

selama piala dunia ini biasanya keluarga gue yang tumben bolotnya ga kumat nonton rame². waaahh .. seru banget deh kalo dah nonton. ada gue dengan soundeffect² gue lah [yah, you know me lah, teman² ... gue bisa mengeluarkan suara2 ajaib], adek gue yang kagetanlah, bokap gue yang yah .. khas lelaki nonton bola lah,  dan nyokap gue yg suka ketuker kiper sama wasit :|

 

dan tiba² aja nyokap gue jadi murah hati beli cemilan gitu. kalo belanja sekarang pasti nanya, ‘yang buat nonton bola mana?’

 

lutuna keluargaku ...

 

oyah, buat yg masih penasaran itu di atas lagu apa ... my love by westlife.

gue akhirnya nonton dvd bryan adams live in lisbon gue. dan gue semakin yakin kalo bryan emang gay lagi kelebihan duit pas bikin budokan. aslilaaahhh ... bedanya tuh langit dan bumi bangeeeett!! di lisbon ini penontonnya tuh membludag banget! Pake ada acara big screen segala! dan penontonnya juga antusiasnya gede banget! mungkin bisa dibandingin sama slane castle deh!

 

cinematographynya juga keren banget, dibanding slane dan budokan. Kalo yg gue liat² dari cover dvdnya sih, graphic designernya kayanya beda dari slane+budokan sama yg lisbon ini. yg lisbon lebih keren. banget! lebih simple dan ... lebih bryan, dengan nuansa black+white photographynya.

 

dan bryan ... sebagai seorang gigolo lelaki penghibur performing artist abis²an kerennya di sini. Keliatan aja dia tuh seneeeennnngg banget selama show, dengan rajinnya dia berkeliaran panggung kesana kemari, shoot² pake kameranya dia, ngerekam suasana konser. anjer! mantaBH! and they’re a five-fucking-piece band!! bryan on guitar and vocals, keith scott on lead guitar and vocals, mickey curry on drums, gary briet on keyboards, norm fisher on bass. and they were fabulous!!

gue suka semuaaaaa track!

 

room service versi live keren banget.

 

when you’re gone, he picked a girl named marianna to sing it with him [as usual, he’d randomly pick a girl to sing mel c’s part live with him!] dan aslilah! bryannya tuh keliatan banget girang² gatel gitu! hahahah ... [aku maaauuu ... ]

 

heaven versi radikal! mantaBH! keren banget!! a bit in between heaven-reckless yang ngerock banget dan heaven-unplugged yang bikin ngantuk. konon heaven-radikal ini adalah versi bryan sendiri sebagai “ucapan terima kasih” atas remakenya dj sammy.  lagunya lebih ... i dunno, british?

 

the best of me, bryan’s new style, tiap kali dia nyanyi the best of me dia bakal ngelepas busananya gitarnya dan dia mulai jalan² dari ujung pager pembatas yang satu ke ujung yang lain. dia samperin penontonnya [biasanya ceweq²], foto bareng, nyanyi bareng bahkan, dia akan ngambil hengpon salah satu penonton dan dia bakal nyanyi ke hengpon itu! wickeeedddd!!! dan yang bikin gue kagum banget itu suaranya bryan ga keganggu. dia tetep nyanyi the best of me dengan nada yang bener, ga keputus² whatsoever. salut gue!

 

gila! kapan ya gue nonton bryan live in concert lagi? dia mungkin albumnya udah ga serocking yang dulu, tapi live performancenya masih keren banget! gyaaahh!!

 

oh yah ada hal yang paling gue inget dari pengalaman gue nonton bryan live in adelaide taon 2003 dulu [damn, i missed the 2005’s show!]. saat itu gue beruntung kebagian jatah bercinta ma bryan di backstage  [<- itu fitnah!] tempat berdiri di lapis kedua dari panggung, dan di beberapa momen, gue liat aja dong ... si bryan kalo lagi nungging di depan keith itu, dia make black calvin klein underwear!

[foto bukan milikku ... ]

 

dan di ending dvd lisbon ini terlihat ... dia memakai boxer merah :|

 

 

ternyata dia masih seorang exhibitionist ...

 

[thanx to mun yang udah ngajarin gue cara bikin screencaps hehehe.  you have created a monster, my dear]

 

well, anyway ... ayo semua nyanyi!

 

 

 

still feels like our first night together

feels like the first kiss

it’s getting better baby

 

nothing can get better than this

still holding on

you’re still the one

 

i remember t hsmell of your skin

i remember everything

i remember all your moves

i remember you yeah

 

i remember the nights

you know i still do

 

so if you’re feeling lonely don’t

you’re the only one i ever want

i only wanna make it good

so if i love you a little more than i should

 

please forgive me i know not what i do

please for give me for can’t stop loving you

don’t deny me this pain i’m going through

please forgive me i need you like i do

 

oh believe me every word i say is true

please forgive me if i can’t stop loving you ...  

i’m tossing and turning – i can’t get to sleep

got something on my mind i just can’t release

then she whispers so softly

that she believes in me

 

if i let her down and tried to disguise it

she always sees right through me always replies that

no matter what i do

she believes in me

 

all the times i failed gone slightly off the rails

she’s there to remind me she believes in me

when it all goes wrong and i feel i’m on my own

she’s there to remind me she believes in me

 

now don’t get me wrong i’m not some kind of fool

i’d give her my world if she asked me to

cuz there’s no denying

she believes in me

 

but i’m only human i’m just a guy

that sometimes makes mistakes

and i can’t explain why

some say she’s crazy

but she believes in me …

 

 

whaddya think?

nice words eh?

did i write it? naah … i wish, though.

well, i’ll give you a hint … “one thing i’m sure of is the way we made love”

if you can guess who write that line, then you’ll find out who wrote those fabulous words above.

[it’s quite easy actually … if you know me ^_^; ]

 

well anyway … gue dah bilang belom kalo gue abis dari bandung lagi?? dan oscrof [<- ini disengaja] gue ketemu ama si suppi!!! yang mana ketika blog ini ditulis, beliau yang satu itu lagi di hongkong ngejar orlando bloom versi cina dalam rangka tugas. dan ketika blog ini diterbitkan, beliau sudah pulang dengan selamat ke indo. kapan kita kencan gembira lagi, mun?! kayanya kencan gembira mantengin kapitek jek lucu juga yah? Ato melototin “paket”nya brandon routh di wong-lanang-kuat-tenan wes mulih?

 

dan setelah belajar dari pengalaman terdahulu, dimana kita nonton the [ji]da[t] vinci code bersama tapi gada yg inget untuk berfotooo!!! sekarang kita bedua sangat inget untuk berfoto! mwahahahah ... yeah, foto gue yang di kamera doi belom dikirimin sih ... :| tapi inilah sodara² ... teman gembira sayaaaa!!! suppi aka muncha!

 

 

 

yang berbaju hitam yah, bukan yg berbaju merah.

dan inilah foto dari kameranya si mun...

 

 

 

selain suppi, gue juga ketemuan ama bro gue, dimas dan alvin, sahabat zoom gue.

    

 

itulah bro dan ping!

 

hahaha ... wah, si alvin itu dari dulu kaga brubah² dah! gue dulu sama dia along with shinthong dan ikke, tergabung dalam suatu kelompok kagetan, namanya KEJORA. tau apa kepanjangannya?? KElompok Jomblo² ceRiA. huahauuauhua!! yap, dengan makhluk cacat jadi2an itu alvin itu jadi ketuanya, waktu itu kita berempat plek! nafsuan semua jomblo semua! ke prom ajah gue, shinthong ma ikke datengnya barengan! bareng ino juga. hebat bukan? [bukaaann ... ]

tapi ada cerita lucunya, bener² tu kejora baru terbentuk sehari tau² aja si alvin itu hampir melepas keperjakaannya status jomblonya. sempet heboh juga sih itu soalnya dia “cinlok” ituh. yah, lo bisa nebaklah sama siapa :p

tapi ga lama koq tuh cinloknya ... 2 mingguan gitu deh.

 

mungkin kedua manusia cinlok itu sama² sadar kalo mereka lebih mantaBH jadi sahabat ajah daripada yg jauh² gitu.

 

yah eniwei, gue barusan nonton bryan adams live in budokan! gila! itu penongton jepun pada kenapa yak? nonton konser koq adem ayem ajah. bingung gue. lagian si bryannya juga kelebihan duit apa ya iseng bener yak, kenapa yg budokan itu yg dijadiin dvd? jelas² kalo gue denger² bootlegnya yg di amsterdam, rotterdam, WEMBLEY ’96 itu lebih legendaris! oon juga tu orang.

 

eh tapi tapi ... si bryan itu masih kyoot euy! gile, bingung gue. gue kira udah mentok di vidklip the best of me itu imutnya, ternyata masih bisa terus! hahahah ...

 

 

 

ato di when you’re gone? Ketika dia dan mel c berperan sebagai pasangan oon yg walopun tinggal serumah tapi ga pernah saling ketemu?!

 

 

 

the dude’s wearing eyeliner, for cryin’ out loud! what could be hotter than man with eyeliner?!

[kasian ya pacar saya ... ceweqnya cacat gini ... nyeeheeh .. kamu mau dipakein eyeliner, sayang? phrroaaarr ... ]

 

wadooohhh, ternyata bener ya first love dies hard? anjeerrr .. dah berapa taon ya gue demen ma bryan, dari jaman dia masih cupu, culun, cengengesan, modal-t-shirt-ama-jeans doang, innocently-horny kaya gini

 

 

 

[oke, ini dusta nan hiperbola, karena pas bryan wujutnya kaya gitu, gue mungkin baru lahir!!]

 

sampe sekarang dah kaya semi-metrosexual, tebar-pesona-mulu, dari sudut2 tertentu entah gimana caranya bisa mirip ama beckham!! cengengesan, gatelan, anjing, badannya jadi banget!!, harusnya-udah-nikah-tapi-kaga-nikah² gini ...

 

 

 

di budokan ini mereka masih tampil threesome gitu sih – bryan [bass+vocal], keith [guitar+vocal] and mickey [drums+vocal]. tapi koq yg di slane castle bisa lebih heboh ya? bingung gue. apa karna bintang tamunya juga hore²? ada chicane, trus mel c, sama bapak² yg main irish flute di mtv unplugged itu [sumpah gue lupa namanya!]

 

nyweyz, duh ... gue jatuh cinta lagi nih ma lagu²nya bryan. asli gue suka banget lirik² lagunya dia. apalagi yg klasik² ituh. model² anak sma yg inosen tapi hornian gitu! ya coba dong, take summer of ’69 deh. tu lagu awalnya ngomongin ngeband² gitu, eh ujung²nya pas mo abis masa ada “me and my baby in 69” ... kan ga bener tuh.

but then again, tu lagu emang ceritanya soal summer love. it’s about making love with your boy/girl on the rocks, he said. maauu .. sama bryaann ...

 

.........

 

kelihatannya sudah waktunya gue minum obat ... :|

 

eniwei, baidewei, baswei, sabwei, ai did it mai wei ...  sekalinya beliau nulis lagu yg dalem ... anjing²an banget dalemnya! kaya lie to me berikut ini

 

so baby won’t you lie to me

then i can’t be mistaken

swear that you will lie to me

don’t wanna hear my heart breakin’

 

tell me things that i wanna hear

i don’t give a damn that you ain’t sincere

so baby just swear, swear that you’ll lie to me

 

you can say the things you want

i won’t let you tell the truth

cuz i don’t give a damn

and i don’t wanna know where you’ve been ...

 

brengsek.

been there done that banget!!

 

tapi overall emang dia kalo nulis lagu dalem².  walopun yg gombal ya gombal ampun²an, kaya everything i do ituh. sampe si bryan sendiri ngaku koq kalo cowoq² tuh belum tentu mau ngelakuin yg dia tulis di lagu itu, terutama yg “i’d die for you”, but they would think about it or sing it to their woman. halaaa ...

so far lirik dia yg paling gue suka sih [selamat buat yg bener nebaknya!] tuh .. yg di atas,  she believes in me trus please forgive me sama lie to me itu tadi. dalem bo!

 

anyway ... for the love of God, bryan! keep up your five-piece PLEEZE!!! pick up your six-strings!!! bring back the rock sound in heaven, bring back the piano in the live version of everything i do!

 

tapi emang dasar lelaki gampangan lelaki penghibur ya beliau, sampe everything i do yg gue ampun²an belatungnya denger versi albumnya aja tetep keren deh dibawain live sama dia. apalagi pas mo ending, dia beduaan aja dong ama keith unplugged kagetan please forgive me! aslilah ... merinding gue liatnya. apalagi pas mulai “still feels like our first night together, feels like the first kiss” itu, si bryannya nyanyi sambli ngeliatin keith dong! aslilah! pas lagunya berakhir dengan “please forgive me if i can’t stop loving you” itu juga dia langsung nyosor meluk keith! omigoooodd!! dosa apa aku padamu, bry!

 

 

 

tapi kalo dipikir² ... emang “mengundang selera” sih mereka bedua itu. udah ngeband bareng dari umur 16, pas awal² touring selalu sekamar ... udah gitu “mesra” betz ... bryan ulang taon, si keith ngasih kado bass guitar aja dong, soalnya tau si bryan lagi mo belajar bass  setelah mereka jadi threesome.

 

udahlah bry .. samber aja itu si keith .. toh elu jomblo ini. mwahahahaha ....

 

 

 

buset, kalo si bryan beneran baca blog gue ini bisa dihajar kali gue ya?

 

......

 

gapapa! bring it on! kalo dia mo ngehajar gue kan berarti dia kudu nyamperin gue dulu yak?? ayo datanglah kemari ... glow in the dark condom gue belum expire dan belum dibuka ... mwahahhahha ....

it's from Muncha's multiply ...
interesting ... eh? concerining the least faithful and the in-between zodiacs :|
such a wonderful love life - had :E

 

:: PERINGKAT SELINGKUH BERDASARKAN ZODIAK ::

Yang paling atas paling setia.
Yang paling bontot itu yang paling bejat.
Khehehehe.

T A U R U S
21 April - 20 Mei
Peringkat 1 : Kesetiaannya luar biasa dan paling dapat diandalkan.
Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Taurus kadangkala dianggap pribadi yang agak membosankan dalam hubungan interaksi karena cenderung berkutat dalam hitungan "berhemat-hemat" atau paling tidak dianggap keras kepala.

C A N C E R
21 Juni - 22 Juli
Peringkat 2 : Ratu Rumahan yang setia, selalu ingin merawat pasangannya.
Sensitivitas tinggi membuatnya sangat berhati-hati untuk tidak dilukai dan melukai. Cancer terkesan menutup rapat diri yang membuat beberapa Zodiac tertentu menjadi tidak sabar karena makan waktu untuk berinteraksi dengannya.

V I R G O
23 Agustus - 22 September
Peringkat 3 : Sangat hati-hati memilih pasangan. Ketemu satu saja sudah bikin "capek", jadi boro-boro mau "main-mata" lagi..
Kerap lumayan rewel dan kritis yang menunjukkan betapa besar perhatiannya pada seseorang. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Virgo adalah tipe yang kerewelan dan kritiknya kadang bisa bikin orang lain tersinggung.

C A P R I C O R N
23 Desember - 20 Januari
Peringkat 4 : Pemikiran akan rencana-rencananya sangat menyita waktunya.
Cenderung berkutat seputar pemikiran akan rencana-rencananya.  Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Capricorn terkesan membatasi diri dalam hubungan interaksi dengan lainnya. Selingkuh hanya intermezzo kala jenuh.

A Q U A R I U S
21 Januari - 19 Februari
Peringkat 5 : Tidak suka selingkuh, tapi menghindari komitmen yang membutuhkan keterlibatan emosional yang dalam.
Aquarius cenderung berpikir dan bertindak tegas. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, ia terkesan sangat radikal. Bila ia sampai selingkuh, berarti itu caranya yang "radikal" untuk mengakhiri hubungan dengan pasangan yang tidak mampu mengikuti pola pikirnya.

L I B R A
23 September - 22 Oktober
Peringkat 6 : Paling sukar menentukan pilihan dan mengalami kesulitan dalam mengungkapkan diri sendiri. Karena kerap berpikiran mendua mengenai segala sesuatu, bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Libra kadang terkesan penuh rahasia dan cenderung sulit dipahami.

G E M I N I
21 Mei - 20 Juni
Peringkat 7 : Harus dimanja agar tidak selingkuh.
Selalu ingin dimanja dan diperhatikan oleh pasangannya. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Gemini adalah tipe yang gampang berubah-ubah.

S A G I T A R I U S
23 November - 22 Desember
Peringkat 8 : Gampang tergoda untuk selingkuh.
Karakter dasar yang ekspansif maka ia gampang tergoda untuk hal-hal yang "baru", begitu pula dalam hubungan.
Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Sagitarius adalah tipe cemerlang yang penuh vitalitas hidup.

A R I E S
21 Maret - 20 April
Peringkat 9 : Perlu dipantau agar gairah kehangatannya tidak berlebihan.
Antusiasme dalam diri membuat gairahnya selalu berkobar untuk ber"petualang" dalam segala hal. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Aries adalah tipe yang hangat dalam hubungan interaksi.

L E O
23 Juli - 22 Agustus
Peringkat 10 : Kesetiaannya diliputi ego yang tinggi.
Egonya yang tinggi membuat kesetiaannya sangat berpamrih, yaitu rela mengalah dalam banyak hal untuknya. Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Leo adalah tipe yang "menawan."

S C O R P I O
23 Oktober - 22 November
Peringkat 11 : Tak akan membiarkan setiap godaan lewat begitu saja.
Godaan bisa berarti perhatian baginya dan jarang diabaikannya. Scorpio senang menjadi populer sebagai si pecinta ulung.
Bagi beberapa zodiac tertentu, Scorpio adalah tipe pecinta yang ekspresif.

P I S C E S
20 Februari - 20 Maret
Peringkat 12 : Si Peselingkuh yang mengaku setia.
Demikian romantis dia... perselingkuhan adalah nuansa indah dalam hidupnya!