my stupid mouth - has gotten me in trouble
i said too much again ...
(my stupid mouth - john mayer)
yaa yaaa yaaaa ... kalo inget kata2nya john mayer itu, sekarang gue ngerti dan paham, kenapa gue bisa kesantet kaya gini. dan mungkin ada unsur karmanya ya? well, yah ... seperti yang kita semua udah tau, beberapa waktu yang lalu gue nonton stigmata yang dibintangi gabriel byrne.
dan itu adalah ...
ohmeingoth!
udah dua minggu lebih!! dan gue masih dinodai tersantet2 si pendeta ga senonoh itu??!
syit, man. orang itu. gabriel byrne.
abis nonton stigmata itu gue ma suppi yang crusade aja dong me-molest berburu filmnya si father anonoh ini. so far gue udah dapet lekong bertopeng setrikaan the man in the iron mask, miller's crossing, the usual suspects ma polish wedding.
stigmata sama end of daysnya masih belom dapet *puppy eyes to suppi ... titit titip disana yaah* duh, padahal dua film itu yang menjadi sumber santedh beliau! pendeta pembuat maksiat dan syaiton sumber dosa!
duh Gusti Allah Pencipta Alam Semesta Langit dan Bumi!
bener2 keterlaluan casting directornya!
ada pendeta kaya gitu beneran gue rajin deh duduk paling depan di gereja, munyu2 minta diexorcist disosor!
ada syaiton kaya gitu, gue lelang jiwa gue! *ketok palu 3x*
*disambit sendal jepit swalo warna hejo*
yah anyway ...
thanx to gabriel byrne ini, gue akhirnya kesampean nonton the usual suspects. gila ni film keren banget yak? gue suka ngeliat geng bandit jahanam itu. wahahaha ... dysfunctional banget deh mereka! walopun masih kalah sedeng ma gengnya danny ocean!
dan opening scene yang sangat menyayat hati ... diliatin aja dong how gabriel died *gubrag!!*
kevin spacey di sini keren banget karakternya! bener2 menyentuh.gue yg ga nyangka aja gitu dong kalo di endingnya dia tuh ... *TITIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!*
nonton aja sendiri gih!
line up castnya oke juga tuh, slain gabriel dan kipin, ada juga ... stephen baldwin, benicio del toro dan itu tuh ... si pendeta gokil di romy dan juleha dua anak gabriel byrne saling mencinta romeo+juliet, pete2 itu ... eleuh, saha eta teh namanya?! wah, ni orang kayanya ada di mana2 deh, saban gue liat layar gelas gitu, pasti gue liat muka die *hiperseks hiperbola*
but, on personal opinion, beliau yang satu ini juga keren nih pas jadi pendeta metal di r+j. pendeta tatoan gede banget aja dong di punggung. hahaha! mana busanaannya kemeja hawai gitu, trus kerjaannya bikin racun. ghaaaa ...
spiking about priesthood, gabriel pernah di masa mudanya pengen jadi pendeta lho. duh, kalo beneran dia jadi pendeta apa jadinya dunia ya?
*peking2 siyap2 terbang ke irlandia*
perannya gabriel di polish wedding juga menohok tuh. jadi babehnya klewer claire danes.
duh gustiiii ... kalo gue punya babeh kaya gitu, dan beraksen polish yg grkht!! gitu, mereknya gue menjomblo seumur idup inih!!! and he could ... God, what is it with them british men with well-dressing and smoking?
kenapa ... bapak2 british itu pada oh-so-friggin'-well-dressed, and then you enter a cigarette.
they're visual orgasms!!
stuey's a bonus.
quick trivia: all four of them are irish or irish-heritaged. seems like ireland knows how to make some good export-commodities, eh?
| sekarang gue ma suppi lagi ngebet banget ma sitcomnya gabriel yg judulnya madigan men. di sini gabriel jadi benjamin madigan, a recently divorced father, who had no clue whatsoever about dating. moreover, he's so oblivious on his own sexiness!! how ... lust-ful is that?! oh and his character is ... picture this, an adorable, available and successful architect. God, i'm so weak towards men with good sense of art! *JROTH!* sayangnya di abc sana, ni sitcom cuma diputer 9 episodes aja, trus diberentiin, ga ngerti juga sih kenapa. kan jadi susah nyarinya. bentji. inginnya kuliat oom gabriel ini maen sitcom. i found these quotes from imdb, and they're just adorable!!
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Benjamin Madigan: Why is my 17-year-old son in a bar?
Seamus Madigan: Oh, pipe down, will ye? We were takin' you to pubs in Dublin when you were six!
Benjamin Madigan: Oh, yes, I forgot, the Irish Head Start program.
[Benjamin just walked into a bar where his father was witing for him]
Seamus Madigan: Ah, Benji. Did Jesus tell you I was here?
Benjamin Madigan: Yes dad, and the doorman's name is "Hay-soos".
quick trivia: apparently that line of benjamin was brought to the irish pub when he was six was gabriel's own experience he had with his dad.
oh, here's a nice reading i found on gabriel. he's talking about his life, childhood, youth, how he took up on acting and everything. it's an adorable one. i like the part where he was telling about his childhood in ireland.
i was always fascinated by ireland [i think pierce brosnan and the band ash started it all!]. especially after watching that docos on westlife, that was showing sligo [you sure know this one, eh, much?] sligo's beautiful, all those landscapes and everything.
and in this interview, gabriel just made it better. picturing him as a kid going to the movies, school and everything [including when he tried to poisoned his baby brother. WHAT THE ... ?! ]
give it a go, peeps, won't do you no harm.
i hope.
*godek2, masih kerasukan, nunggu dianonohin diexorcist father anonoh*
man, i envy his wife daughter, and started to pity his son ...
come to think of it, those three men of dkny ... jeremy, gazza and gabriel [yes, he was in dkny ad as well! what is it with dkny and those anonoh men!?], they've roled as priests. jeremy with his aramis in iron mask, gazza with father arthur dimmesdale in scarlet letter, and oscrof .. gabriel.
enough?
nope, not yet.
he writes, ladies and gentlemen.
gabriel byrne. writes. a. book.
pictures in my head.
how could i resist this man?!
if i was thinking on john mayer's song, it's a little bit funny, how all this madness was began from this innocent line:
"eh, besok ada pastor ngganteng nDOSAni di stigmata!"
ps: gajah gue sekarang punya nama ... Gabriel the Gadjah! nyaaaa!!!
